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Apparently the Proclaimers have bravely come out as cunts ahead of an album release, saving a lot of people a purchase they'd go on to regret.

@maxleibman@beige.party My particular bugbear is folks who pick at tiny details of an analogy and treat any inconsistency as if it invalidates the whole analogy. Motherfucker, if I wanted something exact in every detail I'd just describe the original thing. I'm drawing a fucking parallel here, jfc.

@LillyHerself@mastodon.social If anyone's curious, it's like this. https://how-i-experience-web-today.com/

Is it perfect? No. Is it good? Also no. Is it done? Yes. And that's the main thing. #woodworking

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @admin@burnout.cafe @staff@mastodon.social It's only pornography if it's viewed through Sir Thomas Pornograph's marvellous contraption, otherwise it's just sparkling smut.

@afewbugs@social.coop Is it possible that teaching in layered simplifications does more harm than good? A lot of people seem to take the level of simplification they left education at as Absolute Truth.

@lennybacon@infosec.exchange @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange Hot drinks make you sweat more. Great for cooling in a dry heat, less so in high humidity.

@markmetz@sfba.social @fesshole@mastodon.social @msbellows@c.im Putpocketing.

@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party @patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot As a bloke called Chris I'm just waiting for the call.

@oldguycrusty@mastodon.world There should be laws against getting my hopes up and crushing them like that in the space of a single sentence.

@beemoh@mastodonapp.uk @apenkop@mstdn.social @RandamuMaki@mstdn.social @ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk Any serious candidate standing would just be legitimising Farage's stunt. The other parties staying out of it is the best possible situation. Losing to Count Binface would be career-ending, he'd never come back from it.

@baldur@toot.cafe I've always thought it was more like the monkey's paw.

@maxleibman@beige.party What happens when you read the inertial frame of reference backwards.

"We've created a beautiful image using your review" what the fuck. Why would I want this? To put on a birthday card? To commemorate the historic occasion when I wrote a review? OK, that last bit is accidentally accurate but that's not the point. They're trying to pretend this is an entirely normal and hinged thing to be harassing a customer for.

@Alice@beige.party I forget who said it, but the Bible is a textbook description of an abusive relationship with a narcissist.

@adhdeanasl@beige.party @MAJ1@beige.party Nobody told me though, so I got a beige one.

@Brokar@mastodon.social @energisch_@troet.cafe @Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange Error: your face cannot be the same as your last 5 faces.

@stavvers@masto.ai That's an unorthodox hobby.

@erisceleste@tech.lgbt @level98@mastodon.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Maybe they r den.

@aram@aoir.social There was a handy term for people who don't get on with anti-fascists, it's on the tip of my tongue...

@nf3xn @ploopy Thinkpad People live in a red, textured bubble.

@Deadlift @amiserabilist @Soldusty As opposed to the totally mentally well behaviour of injecting whatever the fuck this rant is into this conversation.

@bvibber@wikis.world Most of that makes sense to me. An array with one member would evaluate to true even if that member is an empty string or contains 0 or 0.0 as an int, float or string, but '0' and '0.0' being treated differently as strings is weird.

@Nonilex@masto.ai Do they particularly like hydrangeas for some reason? That's where I found one in our garden.

@mttaggart@infosec.exchange I tried Wazuh once, but it just left me with a craving for Budweiser. Which as it turns out still tastes like piss.

@cstross@wandering.shop @quixoticgeek@social.v.st Would that make him Lucas' self-insert? Because ouch.

@Menschette@mastodon.social @shom@gts.shom.dev @mayintoronto@beige.party @farah@beige.party Not a cultist.

@ifixcoinops@retro.social I'm the same with David Mitchell.

@ifixcoinops@retro.social Oh god, that laugh. Still not the worst comedian on panel shows, though. Andy Parsons! Can ruin the funniest joke! By delivering it! LIKE THIS!

@failedLyndonLaRouchite@mas.to @xyla@shitpost.trade Keyboards, screens etc are unaffected. That 20% on the overall price of a laptop is because RAM, storage etc has increased by up to 5x.

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I find it vaguely threatening.

@baldur@toot.cafe I tried to look at it but got an error because GitHub wouldn't load. It's clown shoes all the way down.

@RolloTreadway@beige.party @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt C'est imperatif que vous shitpostez?

@hedders@mas.to @DamonHD@mastodon.social Precocious pup.

@Nickiquote@mstdn.social Try, or they'll keep doing it.

@cstross Imagine the same thing on a Chromebook. They must've taken leave of their senses.

@Miro_Collas @QudsNen Don't expect that to change until the next general election. Starmer is 100% owned by Israel.

@tuban_muzuru@beige.party @adhdeanasl@beige.party ...until the 90s, when surfers and skaters got hold of it and decided it meant "gnarly, only more so".

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party https://www.victorinox.com/en-GB/search/product/?q=swiss%20army%20spoon

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party A "someone's trying to kill me" knife or an "I need to butter my toast" knife?

@redsad@ohai.social Thanks for the earworm.

@thecommongreen@mastodon.scot "Starmer, but not in the pocket of a foreign government" would be an improvement.

@llamasoft_ox@toot.wales @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt My location was off and I got the 980 too (it's a 1080).

@steve@feltmarker.uk @Silversnapples@mastodonapp.uk I have a mate whose dog is called Megatron, if that helps?

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social Needs a catchy name, like the Herman Cain Award. Maybe name it after the first muppet who admitted to it?

@steve@feltmarker.uk @Silversnapples@mastodonapp.uk Dunno. Online mate, so I've never actually met the dogcepticon in question but he looks pretty chill in photos.

Today I have turned the stack of full plywood sheets into a stack of smaller pieces of plywood, and made a drawer. Turns out full sheets of ply are heavy and awkward, two of my least favourite things.

@dat@social.g33ky.de @anon_opin@mastodon.social Your information is a bit out of date, it hasn't worked like that since 1760.

@PhoenixSerenity@beige.party De mortuis nil nisi verum.