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@MAJ1@beige.party cr: @JamesMelville

"Now, fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Fuck off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying 'You Can't Fuck Off Past Here. ' Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever."

me after not getting a notification after witty post.

i can feel this video. my friend could do it, i never had the guts. i miss play parks.

Big Tech is reportedly scouting Argentina's Patagonia for new "mega data centers," drawn by its cool temperatures & vast stretches of undeveloped land. I’m sick of pretending these men aren’t mentally ill. Every last one of them should be in Arkham Asylum https://lemmy.world/post/51822102

@tino76H@norden.social @RAlpenstern@troet.cafe

@TwoClownsEating@beige.party @Shivviness@beige.partyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/330wvs/meaning_of_most_common_slang_word_for_penis_in/#lightbox

men will invent new fields of mathematics before going to therapy https://lemmy.world/post/50206401/25093461

@Alice@beige.party like a glove. thought the bun was a bacon crisp at first. they are delicious. https://www.reddit.com/r/crisps/comments/1rhch3x/these_are_the_best_bacon_flavoured_crisps/

i was trying to work out how he got through the wall, as i did not think there was enough room to build up that speed. i forgot about this road: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Denburn+Car+Park/@57.1480778,-2.1085192,3a,75y,65.01h,78.8t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sIV77UO79IHQ5DzSdlyAPZg!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.clients6.google.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D11.197488105784302%26panoid%3DIV77UO79IHQ5DzSdlyAPZg%26yaw%3D65.00973818946814!7i16384!8i8192!4m6!3m5!1s0x48840e224c574a2f:0x6428b708f7343e18!8m2!3d57.1486958!4d-2.1066116!16s%2Fg%2F11bxg0_ybd?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDgwNS4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

Trump should be happy. His approval numbers are hovering in the teens. cr: @thefungi669@bird.makeup

The Tate brothers are REAL QUIET after seeing this. Also bc they’re in solitary confinement. https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1v6pmq3/comment/ozsb0as/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

@farah@beige.party @LoganFive@beige.party

@the_etrain@beige.party MY SYSTEM!!! i blame @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party morning ben. it's almost the weekend. looking forward the a ben's thoughts transfusion.

@oheso@ieji.de @the_etrain@beige.party gave up at level 9. i identify as a robot now.

@HadasWeiss@mastodon.social yes

@Nerde@beige.party @MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world Vacation eggplant: 🍆🍆🍆🍆 Boyfriend eggplant: 🍆🍆🍆 Husband eggplant: 🍆🍆 Work eggplant: 🍆 No eggplant:

@Kierkegaanks@beige.party @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

@Kierkegaanks@beige.party @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social

@cgsines@mastodon.world @MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world an original selfie. The world’s first selfie is a historic 1839 photographic self-portrait taken by American pioneer Robert Cornelius in Philadelphia. https://www.lomography.com/school/what-was-the-first-portrait-photograph-ever-created-fa-3eb1r4lr

@LivingTheDream@mastodon.scot Moo with a view

@exchgr@mastodon.world @mrose@universeodon.com It's a big club, and you ain't in it. “But there’s a reason. There’s a reason. There’s a reason for this, there’s a reason education sucks, and it’s the same reason that it will never, ever, ever be fixed. It’s never gonna get any better. Don’t look for it. Be happy with what you got. Because the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners now, the real owners, the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought and paid for the senate, the congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I'll tell you what they don’t want: They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. Thats against their interests. Thats right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table to figure out how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork, and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you, sooner or later, 'cause they own this fucking place. It's a big club, and you ain’t in it. You and I are not in the big club. And by the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table is tilted folks. The game is rigged, and nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. Good honest hard-working people -- white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on -- good honest hard-working people continue -- these are people of modest means -- continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about them. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don't care about you at all -- at all -- at all. And nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care. That's what the owners count on; the fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that's being jammed up their assholes everyday. Because the owners of this country know the truth: it's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” George Carlin

@mrose@universeodon.com @exchgr@mastodon.world The market can be irrational longer than we can be solvent.

@alexpsmith@beige.party fyi

@oheso@ieji.de @the_etrain@beige.party Oheso (おへそ or お臍) is the Japanese word for navel or belly button. trying to prove you are human. clever bot. "The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human — sweat, bad breath, belly buttons, everything. Very hard to spot."

@oheso@ieji.dehttps://neal.fun/not-a-robot/ @the_etrain@beige.party

@RnDanger@infosec.exchange @Alice@beige.party we live in a strange world. https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/yupwi4/til_in_the_us_virgin_islands_you_drive_on_the/ i am in the uk (rhd), when i took my car to europe (lhd), i would rely on the passenger to tell me if traffic was coming when overtaking a lorry. Operating a right-hand drive (RHD) car in a left-hand drive (LHD) country increases the risk of road accidents, injuries, and fatalities by approximately 30% https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S221201221730076X we have lots of visitors from europe in scotland who get confused at night and have head on collisions. especially when roads go from duel to single carriageway. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4kqq8dw00o @Shivviness@beige.party

@Kierkegaanks@beige.party i love everything about this photo.

@sugar@goblin.camp [Verse 1] It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast, a mammoth penis The Captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another [Chorus] Fingering the printer Fingering the printer Fingering the printer There was fuck all else to do [Verse 2] Captain's name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play With his fucking organ The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ, he was a trooper He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor [Chorus] Fingering the printer Fingering the printer Fingering the printer There was fuck all else to do [Verse 3] The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy The cabin boy was Flipper He was a fucking nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper [Chorus] Fingering the printer Fingering the printer Fingering the printer There was fuck all else to do Fingering the printer Fingering the printer Fingering the printer There was fuck all else to do [Verse 4] The Captain's wife was Mabel To fuck, she wasn't able So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water And by her squeals we knew the eels Had found her sexual quarters [Chorus] Fingering the printer Fingering the printer Fingering the printer There was fuck all else to do Fingering the printer Fingering the printer Fingering the printer There was fuck all else to do Fingering the printer Fingering the printer Fingering the printer There was fuck all else to do

@davep@infosec.exchange i think you look nice. https://infosec.exchange/@davep/116765041350723390 also doing some maths. you were 25 when you met her with an adult daughter, who also looks 25. @Alice@beige.party @KevBot@beige.party

@davep@infosec.exchange that post is gone. i am left on a cliffhanger. i need to know what happened!!! (sorry if i am bringing up bad memories and fully understand if you don't want to talk about it.) @Alice@beige.party @KevBot@beige.party

@oheso@ieji.de @the_etrain@beige.partyhttps://imnotarobot.games/levels Deckard: "He's a replicant, isn't he?" Tyrell: "I'm impressed. How many questions does it usually take to spot them?" Deckard: "I don't get it, Tyrell." Tyrell: "How many questions?" Deckard: "Twenty, thirty, cross-referenced." Tyrell: "It took more than a hundred for oheso, didn't it?" Deckard: "He doesn't know." Tyrell: "He's beginning to suspect, I think." Deckard: "Suspect? How can it not know what it is?"

@Alice@beige.party you would like to think there was standardization, like driving on the right. which i still get confused about. is it the car on the right, or the steering wheel. i have got it muddled so many time, i will never remember. Left-hand traffic (LHT) and right-hand traffic (RHT) are the practices, in bidirectional traffic, of keeping to the left side or to the right side of the road, respectively. They are fundamental to traffic flow, and are sometimes called a "rule of the road".[1] The terms right- and left-hand "drive" refer to the position of the driver and the steering wheel in the vehicle and are, in automobiles, the reverse of the terms right- and left-hand "traffic". The rule also includes where on the road a vehicle is to be driven, if there is room for more than one vehicle in one direction, and the side on which the vehicle in the rear overtakes the one in the front. For example, a driver in an LHT country would typically overtake on the right of the vehicle being overtaken. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-_and_right-hand_traffic

@JuliusGoat@mastodon.social The bank always wins.

we got lost looking for the ship, but ended up somewhere better. @Shelfie@beige.party