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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️

@Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
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Uk based crone.
Charcot-Marie-Tooth Disease.
Linux user
Member of the Green Party.
Fascinated by evil 😈
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1327 Following
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Joined April 08, 2024
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 1w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
I just misread the phrase "gender affirming care" as "gender affirming cake". I think that should be a thing too 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎂 🍰
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 3w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Just popping in to have digital scream because somebody just said something didn't exist because they checked with Google, of course they just checked with Google's AI overview, they didn't actually use a search engine, because then they would have found out that the thing they wanted did exist, and was available in the local supermarket. I swear AI is turning people's brains into mush
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Paradox of tolerance - Wikipedia Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance. If we extend unlimited tolerance even to those who are intolerant, if we are not prepared to defend a tolerant society against the onslaught of the intolerant, then the tolerant will be destroyed, and tolerance with them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance
en.wikipedia.org
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 3w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
A poacher hunting rhinos was ambushed by a herd of elephants and trampled to death. Two men with high-powered rifles and an axe broke into Kruger National Park in South Africa, looking for a £10,000 payday. But the white rhino herd had been following a water source with a group of nearby African elephants sheltering from the harsh sun under trees. As the pair closed in on the rhinos, the elephants broke cover and charged them. oh NO! ... anyway.... https://metro.co.uk/2026/09/15/poacher-sneaking-rhinos-ambushed-trampled-death-elephants-29611175/
Poacher sneaking up on rhinos ambushed and trampled to death by elephants
Metro

Poacher sneaking up on rhinos ambushed and trampled to death by elephants

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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 1w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Everything is AI. I preferred when everything was cake.
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
I picked up a pair of jeans from the floor this morning and three acorns and a conker fell out of the pockets. they were my jeans. I'm 60 years old.
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 1w ago
Do the far right just think adding an O at the end of your name makes you harder?
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 1w ago
500 protest arrest of activist Danny Tommo in Basingstoke Daniel Thomas, no fixed abode (🤔 his business registered at his mums house...) Someone referred to him as Captain Thugwash 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://www.basingstokegazette.co.uk/news/26580470.500-protest-arrest-activist-danny-tommo-basingstoke/
Basingstoke Gazette

Around 500 people protest outside Basingstoke Investigation Centre after activist Danny Tommo's arrest over alleged English Channel boat damage.

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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 1w ago
From Facebook. This is horrible 😢
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 3w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Apparently there's an ai trend to see what you'd have looked like in the 80s. It's wasteful, silly and pointless. Especially for us old people. I know what I looked like in the 80s. I have photos lol
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2w ago
America. It's enough now. Get rid of him. Sort yourselves out
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 3w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
In 1989, Britain began reintroducing red kites after persecution left fewer than 10 breeding pairs; their population has since risen 2,613% and expanded across the country #GoodNews When i married we honeymooned in Wales, we had to drive to a certain area to see red kites. It was so exciting as they were so rare even then (1992) but now I see them here in Sussex! Often too. What a great success story. https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/science/wildlife/in-1989-britain-began-reintroducing-red-kites-after-persecution-left-fewer-than-10-breeding-pairs-their-population-has-since-risen-2613-and-expanded-across-the-country/articleshow/134028082.cms
In 1989, Britain began reintroducing red kites after persecution left fewer than 10 breeding pairs; their population has since risen 2,613% and expanded across the country
timesofindia.indiatimes.com

In 1989, Britain began reintroducing red kites after persecution left fewer than 10 breeding pairs; their population has since risen 2,613% and expanded across the country

The red kite, once pushed close to extinction in Britain because of human persecution, has made one of the country's most successful wildlife recoveries. After centuries of hunting and egg collecting reduced the UK population to fewer than 10 breeding pairs in remote Welsh valleys, a reintroduction programme launched in 1989 brought birds from Spain and Sweden to release sites across England and Scotland.

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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 1mo ago
What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck!? Blind man sentenced for 150-mile drive while drunk A blind motorist who took his partner's car and drove for 150 miles (240km) at night while drunk has been handed a suspended sentence. Anthony Hall, 50, who does not have a driving licence, was stopped by police on the M6 near Carlisle at 01:45 BST on 29 June after he was seen swerving the Vauxhall Meriva between lanes and onto the hard shoulder, a court was told. Hall told police he had driven from his home in Huddersfield after he and his partner had drunk four bottles of wine. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyeny0q5xlo
Blind Huddersfield man sentenced for 150-mile drive while drunk
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Blind Huddersfield man sentenced for 150-mile drive while drunk

Anthony Hall, 50, took his partner's car and drove at night from Huddersfield to near Carlisle.

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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 4w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
A Shire horse that has entered the record books as the world's tallest living horse could exceed his height as he is still growing, his owner has said. Hugo, who lives in Towcester, Northamptonshire, has already reached an "abnormal" 199cm tall, about 6.5ft to the withers or ridge at the base of the neck. #BigHorseNewshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyl6ekpw2ko
World's tallest living horse based in Towcester 'still growing'
BBC News

World's tallest living horse based in Towcester 'still growing'

Hugo the shire horse enters the record books as the world's tallest living horse.

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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 4w ago
A 74-year-old man who collapsed in the street after feeling unwell has praised the actions of two teenage rescuers who got him to hospital. Nick Peacey was waiting for a bus after attending Cardiff's Tafwyl festival when he collapsed outside Cardiff Castle last Sunday night. Josh and Taylor, both 15, were passing by and went to Peacey's aid as he drifted in and out of consciousness. They gave him water and called for an ambulance, only to be told it could be a while before paramedics arrived. Others also helped at the bus stop until the vehicle had to leave so the pair waited with him for an hour and a half before Taylor decided to call his mum to take Peacey to hospital. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp36412eyx1o #GoodNews #Kindness
Teens help collapsed man get help after Cardiff's Tafwyl festival
BBC News

Teens help collapsed man get help after Cardiff's Tafwyl festival

A 74-year-old man who collapsed in the street praise two teenage rescuers who got him to hospital.

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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 4w ago
I was so annoyed about the aggression thrown at the RNLI yesterday that I donated twice, this is ridiculous, if I donate every time I get angry I'm going to be broke by the end of the week 😂🛥️💶
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2w ago
Replying to
@TrueNorthSpice@mastodon.world so, do crocodiles swim there or not? Sign unclear. Punctuation required
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 1w ago
Replying to
@TrueNorthSpice@mastodon.world patriotic innit
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 1w ago
Replying to
@TrueNorthSpice@mastodon.world I think it's an England flag.. They live to drape...
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
No Tent Left Behind Buy any Decathlon tent this summer, use it for your adventures, and simply bring it back to us by September 6th to receive the full value back as a Decathlon gift card or up to 50% in cash. It's our commitment to a circular economy, helping tents stay out of landfill and making quality camping gear accessible to everyone. https://www.decathlon.co.uk/c/htc/no-tent-left-behind_b3be522a-a5f2-497e-a93f-f1a3682cdae1
decathlon.co.uk
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 3w ago
Boosted by @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
Spent the day at a sheep fair. There were morris dancers, bell ringing and an old school fun fair, with swing boats, carousels and those test of strength games with hammers and bells. I won a cuddly fox on the ball toss game!
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2w ago
Replying to
@davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social @TrueNorthSpice@mastodon.world reasonable https://www.thesun.ie/news/6855534/shark-crocodile-stalks-australia-water-battle/
thesun.ie

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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
My heart bleeds : Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami on UK extradition request over rape and sex trafficking charges. 🔬🎻 https://news.sky.com/story/andrew-and-tristan-tate-arrested-in-miami-on-uk-extradition-request-over-rape-and-sex-trafficking-charges-13564845
news.sky.com
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2w ago
Replying to
But also. Fucking hell ⚠️ What’s likely more of a risk for undocumented individuals using dating apps than outright catfishing is face recognition and commercial ad data. ICE officers can feed a photo of anyone into a facial recognition app called “Mobile Fortify,” monitor social media with apps like SocialNet, and look at vast troves of commercially available location data without a warrant. One surveillance app that includes ICE on its client list is Penlink’s Webloc, a tool which can pull advertising geolocation data for entire neighborhoods and apply face recognition to photo streams to locate individuals.
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
a drizzle of red hot-sauce , some sliced spring onion and a sprinkle of sesame seeds and any dish looks posh. (supermarket salt and pepper squid with chips and salad)
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 1mo ago
People have lost the ability to do a simple Internet search without using chatgpt. And then they just believe chatgpt and don't even check the links. If I see one more screen shot of "actually ...." with just an ai overview I won't be responsible for my actions. I saw one recently where they'd asked a huge question. I searched on three keywords and got the same information 🙄
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
I just went to search for an image from ancient Egypt and every single image that came up on the image search was AI. crappy modern style AI and just just shit. anyway luckily I have some books on egyptology because the internet is shit.
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
ScienceDaily: Scientists tested 39 sweeteners and found unexpected gut effects (not good ones) https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/07/260716023552.htm
sciencedaily.com
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Update. My daughter who lives 10 minutes up the road from me said it poured with rain this morning. How bizarre. I mean I guess there needs to be a place it changes from raining to not raining but that's weird, we are so close.
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
#Golf question Who decides the par for a hole ? How is it calculated?
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Oh dear lord. Someone on tiktok explained how being asked to send a small amount of money to receive a large amount was scam. Someone replied "but what if it's not a scam?" I told them their user name was Turkish for gullible.... You've guessed it... They just... Believed me.
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Rare identical quadruplets born in Australia An Australian woman has given birth to rare, naturally-conceived identical quadruplets after a pregnancy described as "extremely high risk" by the Royal Brisbane and Women's Hospital. The four girls, who were delivered via caesarean section at 28 weeks and four days on 14 July, were monozygotic quadruplets - where a single fertilised egg splits into four embryos. The hospital said the girls' mother, 34-year-old Jenitar Na'amoana, and her husband Jortham, already had four children and were taken by "immense surprise" when told to expect quadruplets. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2jnj3428lo
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Al Jazeera: UK by-election sees record 34 candidates as Farage seeks return. Nigel Farage will face a record field of 33 opponents as he seeks to regain his parliamentary seat in a by-election triggered by his resignation earlier this month. Tendring District Council, which is administering the vote in Clacton, said the field of 34 candidates is believed to be the largest ever for a United Kingdom parliamentary election #ukpolhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/7/18/uk-by-election-sees-record-34-candidates-as-farage-seeks-return
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
The Guardian: ‘Adversarial clothing’: are garments designed to confuse facial recognition systems about to go mainstream? https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2026/jul/17/adversarial-clothing-are-garments-designed-to-confuse-facial-recognition-systems-about-to-go-mainstream
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Most amusing song to play at a funeral? Another one bites the dust is predictable, highway to hell could be fun. Any other suggestions? #FuneralSongs
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Good lord. In January of this year Petlog (pet microchip data base). Changed their model from £20 single payment when you register, or free but £10 to change any details. To subscription only! £15 or £39 a year.
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Uk crime
Liverpool: Arrests made after gangs of youths with machetes continue to terrorise city centre Arrests have been made after gangs of youths armed with machetes have been terrorising Liverpool city centre. A Section 60 order has been introduced for a third successive evening, giving police extra powers to help prevent any further criminality or disorder. What the fuck is happening!? , every day is closer to living in a mad max style world https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/arrests-made-after-gangs-youths-34351408
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Have you heard of, or watched, Tenko? #poll Poll in threaded reply
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@soheb@pkutalk.com 😂 oh no. How did you get back in? (or are you still locked out!?)
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
That hegssth chap, and trump, are very obsessed with manly men aren't they.
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@markdennehy@mastodon.ie report and block as always. Cunts will always find a way
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@leifur@the.bisexuals.town 😳😲😭
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG) unveiled a paid-for, licensed data feed on Thursday that will give banks and trading firms “the fastest” access ‌to posts from influential accounts including Trumps on Truth Social, its social media app. #USPol #grifthttps://removepaywalls.com/https://www.thetimes.com/us/business-us/article/trump-media-company-truth-social-president-posts-fj3wkzx3j
removepaywalls.com
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 1mo ago
Strange death
Irishwoman and husband found dead in jacuzzi at Spanish holiday villa 'both died from cardiac arrest' This sounds... unusual https://www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/irishwoman-husband-found-dead-jacuzzi-34542686
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 3w ago
#ThreeGoodThings Sold my tent (the lovely pyramid one I repaired) Bought a new tent. Haven't tested it yet... Hope to do that on Friday. Sweet potato soup. Delicious
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Nicaragua’s president says country will not hold any more elections Nicaragua’s long-serving president, Daniel Ortega, has said the country will hold no further elections to prevent the opposition from coming to power. The 80-year-old authoritarian leader, who has been in office since 2007, also said he would work with the congress he controls to pass new laws that would “build a wall” against the opposition. 👀👀👀You know who will be reading this and thinking mmmmmmm https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/20/nicaraguas-president-says-country-will-not-hold-any-more-elections
theguardian.com
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@ryan2one3@mstdn.ca who decided that distance though?
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The Tattooed Nonna 🧙‍♀️ @Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
· 2mo ago
CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IN BRITISH SCHOOLS Corporal punishment in British state schools, and also in private schools receiving any element of public funding, was banned by parliament in 1987 Three years after I left school. https://www.corpun.com/counuks.htm
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