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@llamasoft_ox@toot.wales
mastodon 4.6.5I am an ox that makes games and lightsynths. Recreational shepherd. Carmarthenshire.
I like #coding, #gaming, #retrogames, #fur (fake of course), #beer, #curry, #plushies, #Floyd, #sheep, #Defaidodon, #Wales, oh I'm sure I shall think to add more.
Ought to put #Atari there too I suppose.
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LOOK AT THIS IT IS FUCKING GLORIOUS 🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬
https://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=158132
Moo moo moo moo moo
An amount of mooing, and Giles receiving the horn
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W8cVLnj3k5s
A decent amount of mooing
Morning Sheep Time
Quick insertion before gathering the boys near the stable in anticipation of the vet coming to check on Skippy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-0NTyrny3k
#defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep
Morning Sheep Time 17 Sep 2026
apparently Youtube do a monthly "creator month in review" thing. I've never looked at mine because what would it say? "You posted a lot of videos of sheep. As usual."
the last couple of days is the first time for ages I've seen Skippy grazing without being on his knees. Now if we can just finally be done with the lingering infection I would declare the toe removal a success.
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In context it makes more sense, it was from an article about some company promoting a variant of a "smell-o-vision" peripheral, an idea which has popped up a few times over the years but never actually taken off to any degree.
And whoever concocted the chemical mix for sheep smell got it wrong if, as they said, the scent of manure is prominent. Sheep poo has scarcely any odour, and being amongst sheep doesn't smell manure-y. Damp wool, lanolin and maybe the scent of ram is more like it!
Morning Sheep Time
A very short one today as it's miserable and rainy and all the sheep are indoors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRgAKhSyuP4
#defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep
Morning Sheep Time 2 Sept 2026
As a developer it's important to keep even simple test strings classy. 🦬
I fear the UK birth rate is headed for decline because it's clear that a significant portion of the population can't recognise a cunt when confronted with one.
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@klord@toot.wales He actually fits in fine, just getting him in and out is tricky as he is bloody heavy!
TIL that cucumbers used to be called cowcumbers. 🐮
Dom in the shade
Back from a splendid evening ride, Underworld on, bike behaving itself, lovely evening light, warm wind through my armpit hairs. Perfect.
I've mentioned a million times that I love riding my bike. But I just really fucking love riding my bike. 🚴🐂💕
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Really if anyone is in the same state of mind I was in this time last year, and thinking about maybe getting back into cycling after many years, DO IT. If you're old like me and live in a hilly area, cheat and get an e-bike, it'll get you out there straight away and it's still brilliant exercise. It's SO GOOD for both your physical and mental health and it's just absolutely glorious on a nice summer day.
Do it now while there's plenty of summer left. Best thing I've done in years. 🚴🦬
He's coming!
Brambles in receipt of breastbone skritches.
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For some reason this is reminding me of Red Dwarf
Another even more bonkers example of it here.
https://bsky.app/profile/lostpokemonfan777.moe.observer/post/3mt3vd4rv3222
My Caprichoso tshirts make excellent cycling shirts because they are made of that stuff football shirts and shirts in hot countries are made out of and you can feel the breeze through them as you ride.
Come the cold days of winter and I am going to look back with fondness on these absolutely excellent cycling days. Evening rides right now are just so lovely. 🚴🐂💕🚽
Hopefully people will realise "if you don't vote for us we'll build a concentration camp in your area" is a fucking insane thing to say and shove Reform firmly in the bin.
Fucks sake.
In fact that absolutely deserves the deer. 🦌
Pit stop
There he is!
I am in this picture.
Dom also sitting up like a dog.
What a handsome chap.
Dom being sociable
Hello Panda!
The gang awaiting bucketses
Also as a cycling ox I deserve a large ox on my tshirt as I ride and the Caprichoso shirts give me exactly that. 🐂⭐
Three minutes of cudding.
Three mins of cudding
Turns out the Eagle isn't closed on a Tuesday after all. I must have just been too early last time.
On the boat, even nearer to sunset
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldl8-5QiOPw
On the boat at sunset
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@yiningkarlli@mastodon.gamedev.place Quite apart from the remarkable art style the trailer for this game instantly gained my approval.
Morning Sheep Time
A full insertion on this sunny day is followed by a considerable amount of cuddling, particularly of Dom, Buster and Panda. Brambles also receives his favourite breastbone skritches,
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@gilesgoat@toot.wales I have been investigating why my PC crashes playing some games, tested it with Furmark and it was crashing after 5 minutes. Using MSI Afterburner I can set a reduced gpu power draw and max allowed temperature and that seems to fix the problem, furmark ran for 10 minutes without crashing.
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@trezzer@social.linux.pizza yeah it is strange. I'd much rather know what was causing it and that a proper fix had been applied, but I'm getting some good summer kilometres in anyway so I won't complain.
Until it conks out when I'm 15km from home, then I'll complain.
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@LNote@tilde.zone it's so bonkers when I first saw it I thought it must be a hoax. But no. It's real. Truly, utterly evil and insane.
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Spectacularly wrong in my case, confidently asserting I'm in Derbyshire, my screen has 9 simultaneous touch points and I'm running a GTX 980.