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@GossiTheDog The hardest part to believe in this story is that people with Meta glasses fuck.
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@cwebber Yes. Also in the EU "age verification" is being surprisingly fast tracked. I'm amazed someone can pull such a vast coordinated effort in this day and age.
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Customers can't enter the venue because of all the robots queueing for "free candy". Children were amazed at first, but now they are just annoyed. Robots are getting pesky, they insist on going behind the desk and photographing all the documents. Some even rudely get into receptionist's personal space to to a facial scan. One asked the receptionist to stand up and submit to a full body scan, and had to be wrestled out of the venue several times. That's why we don't provide free candy anymore.2/2
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@ifixcoinops Just use coins to pay for everything, and exclaim "this is legal tender" in booming voice if anyone dares give you the look.
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@xenotrope@bsd.network @QasimRashid@mastodon.social "Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.” Matthew 19:24
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@vonxylofon @cwebber Parental controls are a thing for at least 20 years now. This is the crusade against the free internet.
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@vagina_museum@masto.ai This is bait for WD40 explainers. You are baiting WD40 explainers.
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@CheRosach@mastodonapp.uk "I need to dump more metylmercury into the lake" sad the industrialist. #Minamata
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@bussphomet @itsfoss@mastodon.social Well, they ship with Accrescent, and are very critical about f-droid...
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party The hotel should implement strict dueling rules for the loungers: someone challenges your towel reservation? You have to joust!
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@ApostateEnglishman @TheBreadmonkey What if these are my final moments of insanity, before breaking into the endless clarity of the noosphere?
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@vonxylofon @cwebber And platform regulations requires platforms not only to do the age verification, but also to take responsibility and moderate the content.
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@whiskeysailor @timmy They don't list any contributors, but claim the site is affiliated with American Institute for Bisexuality.
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@Morpurgo A #meshtastic network is expanding in Serbia. I don't know if anyone's working on meshcore.
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@Climatehistories@mastodon.social @Kierkegaanks@beige.party I hate the eugenicist intro - idiocracy is happening before our eyes not because of genetics / population dynamics ("nature"), but due to societal ("nurture") effects. Both the idiots in charge, and their voter/user base are not inbred, they have some decent level of education and are not extremely poor.
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@perhaps391@mastodon.social @lcamtuf@infosec.exchange Math trivia: the "B." in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot https://mastodon.social/@perhaps391/116070763482625428
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@Daojoan@mastodon.social The problem is the first derivative of this take: any profitable activity in capitalism will eventually be taken over by people who only deeply give a fuck about making money. Doesn't matter if it's cheeseburgers or software - it will go through several layers of financial abstraction until it's distilled into pure grift.
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@cstross@wandering.shop @Doomscroll@zirk.us There are better uses for hammers. And sickles.
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party There's oportunity for some ventrue capital AI to grift some money here...