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@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @regehr@mastodon.social @dan@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems *the power to stop laying eggs, and tell the farmer to go duck himself #unionstrong
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@Kels_316@aus.social who the fuck is scraeming "STOP REPLYING ALL" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop replying all.
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@contrasocial@mastodon.social Elissa is an indie game developer and an artist on top of that? Not anywhere near your "tech-minded" stereotype.
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@futzle@old.mermaid.town There's also the concept of "accessibility" and not requiring people to spend extra brain power parsing your piece of text to understand what it means.
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@c_reider @RadicalGraffiti @allsumnull You've killed zero people by paying your taxes. Your taxes don't actually fund government spending, and if your government decides it wants to kill people, it'll just print more money...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Monetary_Theory
yo @Kels_316@aus.social I heard you like boats?
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@paulk@writing.exchange *free on YouTube only for people in the US I think (possibly Canada too)
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@stilgherrian Sufficiently advanced trolling is indistinguishable from thought leadership.
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These days even rubber ducking has been enshittified
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@netopwibby@social.coop @arichtman@eigenmagic.net just wait until you see our last Prime Minister tho... https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/prime-minister-scott-morrison-trashed-for-bizarre-welding-error/news-story/18f2fcb7e8a0d2e8f0b505fe99d0546a
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@tastapod@mas.to @sanityinc@hachyderm.io
- well my girlfriend's an astronomer
- she sounds like a keeper
- no that's a belt of icy comets circling the solar system in deep space
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@jpm@aus.social I would, but burnout and the collapse of the IT sector (financially, morally), plus two utterly shit (and thus short tenure) jobs last year make it look increasingly unlikely that I'll ever need them again.
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@hipsterelectron @arichtman "Marcel Marceau was a famous French mime, back in the day" might be the context you're missing?
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@wezm@mastodon.decentralised.social @decryption@aus.social Jeez, someone slipped up there
Narcs and DARVO boys, narcs and DARVO @anon_opin@mastodon.social
0:43 - is this a technical? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PMBqMD21Z4
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@decryption@aus.social it still seems to help me, I suspect because it's still a mental signal to my brain that "oh we're drinking coffee, it's time to get some work done now"
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@UweHalfHand@norcal.social @Kels_316@aus.social bald guy in the middle almost copped it tho, watch his reaction
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"Hi, sorry this was meant to be a reminder 😊"
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@jpm@aus.social @Unixbigot@aus.social @milobyte@sunny.garden minus the kilocalorie value of your farts
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@CppGuy@infosec.space @fesshole@mastodon.social The constraint you're missing here is straight men *who are on the dating circuit*.
I'd bet most of the straight men who can clean their arses are married or in long term relationships...
#Statistics #SamplingBias
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@xssfox@cloudisland.nz @daedalus@eigenmagic.net How do they think the toothpaste got in there in the first place?
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@HollieK72@mastodonapp.uk @CppGuy@infosec.space @fesshole@mastodon.social it's very not a significant problem, except that it apparently is
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@bzg@floss.social @swheritage@mstdn.social @ancoghlan@mastodon.social "the position is open to any location in France close to an Inria center" is an important qualifier that you should include in your post on a worldwide forum.
Otherwise they sound like great roles, and I'd apply if I could - but I'm in Australia.
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@HollieK72@mastodonapp.uk @CppGuy@infosec.space @fesshole@mastodon.social to be fair, our arses are significantly hairier, but still...