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#PrideMonth #dogsofmastodon Rico has just won us two free tickets to #BourneFree, #Bournemouth's #Pride event with this photo. What a #GoodBoy.

It takes money to fight a by-election. And 50% of the proceeds go to charity too. You know what to do. #CountBinface https://www.binfaceshop.co.uk/

@jalager@mastodon.nu @mans@mastodonsweden.se @fesshole@mastodon.social @nakenbadaren@mastodon.nu my wife asked for Quorn in a restaurant years ago and got... corn. One cob on a plate. This was years ago in a cheap chain restaurant though.

Lol. #UKPol #Farage I don't have Photoshop on this machine at the moment as I'm in the process of rebuilding the sodding thing. So please imagine I've removed the 'o' in 'count'.

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I designed and built loads of levels for Command & Conquer back in the day. The fact I gave them all away for free didn't stop someone from paying me to publish them.

@jess@blop.social other than cider?

@fesshole@mastodon.social If you want to cosplay a version of cunt Hogwarts - learning endless spells and rituals and dressing in daft regalia while you and Geoff from accounts skirt planning regulations, freemasonry may be for you. And of course you can all get half tanked and drive home afterwards knowing you'll be fine because you're giving a lift to the local chief of police.

@SeaFury@aus.social @superball@norcal.social Ours flowers every Xmas. Took a good few years before it did anything at all, though. Congrats.

@fesshole There is a piece of software out there, built for a UK govt dept, in which clicking on the Canadian flag plays "Blame Canada" from South Park the Movie. I needed to test the sound, told no one and left before it shipped.

@cstross@wandering.shop Is that national pride I feel in my chest. It's pretty un-fucking-familiar so I'm not sure. Could be heartburn.

@fesshole And they're not hard to find, IME. Of course, you then have to put up with him.

@anon_opin@mastodon.social That's what he wants.

@mastodonmigration @cynblogger @AIFree No problem. And it certainly is invigorating! The Fedi is here fulfilling the promises of the early internet for me. I love it.

@sahqon @xorlou @david_chisnall Whereas the most compelling argument for that God's malevolence is Sims *players*.

@mastodonmigration I can sort that for you tomorrow, if you like.

@CatherineBabault@mastodon.social It's the second beauty contest he won in a week, after he won 'most handsome boy' in the village dog show. He's trying to not let it go to his head, though. 😁

@anon_opin@mastodon.social The whole thing should be nationalised and run by a govt department.

@Spark@social.makerforums.info @skyfire747@aus.social Or a judiciously applied wash, which is what I've been trying with NMM on my orks. With some but definitely not universal success. 😂

@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online Here you go. Just let me know where to send the .zip file. :)

@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online Hi - I've put together a vector file with the four artboards set up, exported a few versions (png and jpegs) for use straight away and vectors (svg, eps) so people can edit to their hearts' content. I've done the text in Arial as it's the most compatible font there is. If nothing else, it's a good start for anyone who wants a badge to use and it's a good base file for anyone who would like to customise with their own font, etc. DO you have an email address I could ping a .zip file to?

@mastodonmigration No problem. 😊

@vandenberglegs@mastodon.social @fesshole@mastodon.social I did similar but I am extremely luck to have so many family and close friends and then, word gets around. Everyone's support was and is gratefully received but though it may seem churlish, I did get a bit bored of the sound of my own voice. "Yes, I have cancer, no it's not that bad, no, I shouldn't need chemo, 8 weeks off work... etc, etc." 😁 Congrats, BTW. 😊

@kAlvaro@mastodon.social @fesshole@mastodon.social Yes, IME.

@Mudlark@bark.lgbt This is super helpful - tysm. Unfortunately, social media is banned for the kids atm, so those sorts of options are out. She has been using Pinterest a bit but just spends her time scrolling memes and can't actually share the world's and characters she's building. I did wonder about Deviant Art - which is what I had heard of back in the day. But I'd heard it's not what it was. Toyhou.se looks really interesting, though. I'll drop their support team a note. Thanks again.

@CinnamonCatYurilover@sharkey.skydevs.me Use it every day. Still hate it. But at least for now you can ignore the 'other AI' bit of it

@fesshole@mastodon.social Listen to the recent 3 part Behind the Bastards podcast on him. It's so much worse than you think.

@anon_opin@mastodon.social Yes but no one's going to sit through 4 hours of "Avengers: Committee Stages".

@JeanYvesJ @mastodonmigration @AIFree Pas de problème. :) Je suis tout à fait d'accord. Les dangers cachés de l'utilisation de l'IA restent encore à explorer. Mais même dans mon propre travail, j'ai une rédactrice qui utilise CoPilot et ChatGPT de manière intensive, et il est évident pour moi qu'elle a oublié ce qu'est un bon texte publicitaire.

@fesshole@mastodon.social What else did your mother do that horrified you?

@chrisphin@mastodon.social omg. 😍

@davidnjoku@mastodon.world She brought it on herself, tbh.

@j_bertolotti@mathstodon.xyz Me too. It's not as easy as it looks, for sure.

@j_bertolotti@mathstodon.xyz He looks great - love teh choppa. More photos, please. :)

@bigvimto @TheBreadmonkey Christ, that's good. 🤣🤣

@david_chisnall Jensen Huang. Twatmaxxer.

@only_ohm@mas.to @fesshole@mastodon.social lol

@FediTips@social.growyourown.services @fluffgar@mastodon.scot Thank you. Not to worry. :)

@fluffgar@mastodon.scot @FediTips@social.growyourown.services Thanks. I'll take a look at PixelFed.

@AVincentInSpace@furry.engineer I did wonder about that. I think she'd like to find other creators her age though.

@anon_opin@mastodon.social And learn how soap works.

@fesshole@mastodon.social Good for him. The kid's bilingual and living with a single parent with a disability. Cut him some slack.

@jess@blop.social That's my neck of the woods. What brings you down 'ere?

@fesshole@mastodon.social I like to think that planning this elaborate hoax was his way of taking your minds off the grief. Well played.

@anon_opin@mastodon.social #MastoOpin

@chrisamoody@podvibes.co Great, thanks.

@craiggrannell@mastodon.social We lost 2 decent sized trees in our garden. Now all we get are pigeons.

@pawsplay@dice.camp Well, both those things, ideally. Amd also where she can interact with other artists her age.