Dan Hatton

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social TBF, the Sex Pistols *were* standing for God Save the Queen.

Have just switched #TOTP #BeeGeesAtTheBBC off for a few minutes because I could do without weeping buckets on a Friday night. Can someone let me know when it's safe to turn it back on?

@TheVoidTLMB@social.vivaldi.net IIRC, in Plymouth, there's a branch of Smiths Toys built on the route of a Beechinged railway line, which in turn was built on the site of a Carmelite priory. #TOTP #1977Watch

Hang on - Legs and Co are still in the car, so who are the ringers in the audience? #TOTP #1977Watch

@jess@blop.social Thought you meant the Alisha's Attic track for a moment. #TOTP #1990Watch

If off-the-boil Oasis isn't a tautology, this is off-the-boil Oasis. #TOTP #2000Watch

@girlabtvillage@mas.to Unless he's holding his trousers up, in which case he should probably keep them there. #TOTP #1978Watch

Can we admire for a moment Wrighty's ability to stand next to a member of the audience and keep his hands to himself? I hope Powell was watching and learning. #TOTP #1981Watch

@girlabtvillage@mas.to Things The Big Bang Theory taught me number 1236: in the US, "tank top" means a strappy vest, not a wooly pully. All sorts of dangerous potential for confusion there. #TOTP #2000Watch

Bonedigger! Bonedigger! #TOTP #1986Watch

Mike is attempting the can-can! Emegency! Mike is attempting the can-can! #TOTP #1980Watch

Many a hand has scaled the grand... #TOTP

@pdcawley@mendeddrum.org Makes a change from nuclear war and the other thing. #TOTP #1981Watch

@spanghero@ioc.exchange Except we know Carol wasn't getting any because she told us so in Sex Talk. #TOTP

@jess@blop.social @luketrevorrow@fosstodon.org I had that hairstyle in 1994. Having it in 2000 doesn't seem quite right. #TOTP #2000Watch

I feel the presence of a cane and a carpet beater in the video undermines the band's possession of the moral high ground on the sequence of events recounted in the song. #TOTP #1980Watch

Is Ian going to mention the Pompidou of love? #TOTP #1990Watch

@mariajeperez@mastodon.online Will there be pin the tail on the donkey? Parties with pin the tail on the donkey are the best ones. #TOTP #2000Watch

Ringers in the audience klaxon! #TOTP #1981Watch

Is that a Morris dancing stick? #TOTP #1981Watch

@lydiaconwell@todon.nl @neonbubble@mstdn.social They are G (GNU's not Unix) They are N (so not Unix) They are U (Unix GNU's not) #TOTP #1980Watch

@u0421793@toot.pikopublish.ing Is Ian yanking my chain here? First of May isn't that long is it? #TOTP #BeeGeesAtTheBBC

@stug@mastodon.sdf.org Perhaps they're going to live forever and learn how to fly. #TOTP #2000Watch

Just like the driving rain! Like the restless rust! #TOTP #1987Watch

@zaphodb@twitter.resolvt.net 1723985 (I gotta breathe to stay alive) and 142978 (feels like I'm gonna suffocate) 141622 (skin that turns to blistered blue) #TOTP

YESSSS!!!!! #TOTP #1986Watch

Just catching up on a bit of #TOTP #2000Watch, and may I compliment the bass player from the Bloodhound Gang on a remarkably suggestive slap technique.

Did Freddie just say "maladaptive"? #TOTP #1980Watch

@luketrevorrow@fosstodon.org @jess@blop.social I rewatched it about a fortnight ago, and Skaro was devoid of life. Definitely no seaweed. #TOTP #1981Watch

@dan@mastodon.durrans.com So people have to be allowed to follow their own tastes? "Rome, if you want to", you might say. #TOTP

YESSS!!! Again #TOTP #1986Watch

@Devonkiwi@cupoftea.social Read this just in time to see TB's dancers form themselves into a triangle. Pot the reds and screw back and all that. #TOTP #2000Watch

Like the river runs Like a firey flame! #TOTP #1987Watch

@pdcawley@mendeddrum.org Not really a fair contest, given that every track on Graceland is a stone-cold banger. #TOTP #1986Watch

@girlabtvillage@mas.to I think those last two tracks upgraded it from gloriously average to plain glorious. #TOTP #1986Watch

Sorry, got to be equal-opportunities about this: HANDS, JANICE! #TOTP #1986Watch

@jess@blop.social Well I met him in a swamp... #TOTP #1981Watch

@dan@mastodon.durrans.com I'll forgive a lot if it turns into a theme night where we get the Divinyls in one of the mystery years. #TOTP #2000Watch

Why are the audience messaging Craig David in semaphore? More to the point, what are the audience saying to Craig David in semaphore? #TOTP #2000Watch

@lisekit.bsky.social For that, wouldn't you have to send a vlog explaining why you're not turning up in person? #TOTP

Just had to pop outside for a few moments, but before I went I'm sure I heard Daphne and Celeste say "can of beer up your butt". Was that real? #TOTP #2000Watch

Did Idlewild rename themselves to the Dead Kennedys? (Too soon?) #TOTP #2000Watch

Been AFK for a bit. Bloody hell Britney looked distressed, in a way that was not congruent with the emotional tone of the song. #TOTP #2000Watch

@lydiaconwell@todon.nl @neonbubble@mstdn.social I can't make HURD scan though. #TOTP #1980Watch

Russ! #TOTP #1980Watch

CHOON! #TOTP #2000Watch

Who's he pointing at when he sings "the new romantic warrior"? #TOTP #1981Watch

@girlabtvillage@mas.to Their name's on the bass drum. #TOTP #1978Watch