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Joined December 11, 2022
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@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange Yes, if you shutdown Teams after you boot a Windows machine it will now relaunch Teams. So the bug where the user shuts down Teams is now patched.
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@inthehands@hachyderm.io And apply to bad job postings! The worse the job posting, the greater your chances of landing the job.
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@Ruth_Mottram@fediscience.org "Just think: next year you might not even have a national day!"
This guy never listens to the words that come out of his own mouth, does he?
Sparrows make me really nostalgic. They were everywhere when I was a kid (and I loved watching animals and you took what you could get in the eighties). Gothenburg has sparrows tho! I don't know if Denmark got too hot for them or they were just displaced by the pigeons and sea gulls and whatever else is thriving in Denmark now.
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@ZachWeinersmith@mastodon.social Except when the AI exploits bugs in the proof software as we have seen recently...
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@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems @LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Do you use the peanut butter to glue them back together and eat them the normal way?
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@larstransportworld@mastodon.social The thing I like the most about Midttrafik buses is that you can see where every single one of them are in the app. So if you are unsure about whether you just missed the bus you can find out. And if you are wondering where the fuck the bus is and whether it is even coming you can find out.
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@sue@glasgow.social Companies both measuring employee performance on how many AI tokens they burn through (more is better) and whining about blowing their budget on AI tokens...
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@lzg@mastodon.social Absolutely me.
Thinking: ugh, I should replace this pronoun with the noun because this machine is an idiot. I should be more explicit about this point. My reflex is to add more context here but it's not directly relevant so it's probably a bad idea to feed it to the fancy mail merge.
Sometimes these Guardian advice columns should just go GURL! followed by a list of all the what the fucks
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/jul/12/husband-no-longer-desires-me-escort
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@henry@dindon.one Hmm, ask some people at digital humanities departments or universities? E.g. IT University of Copenhagen.
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@nwbt@social.nearerandfarther.com True, and the spelling and grammar is good. Are good? I don't know.
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@benjaminlj@virup.social @tanyakaroli@expressional.social Jeg fik trefarvet is i dag. Siciliansk is på Skydebanegade. Chokolade, koldskål, blodappelsin. Italienere kan sagtens lave koldskål.
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@lzg This book made me ache from laughter and this movie made me weep like a child. The full gamut of human emotion. They must be conscious to elicit such emotions in me.
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@michael@westergaard.social @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu It's faces+super boring architect style pictures of people standing around and birds+super boring buildings.
The backs are terrible on both and it's not even a matter of execution, it's totally a subject matter problem.
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@larstransportworld@mastodon.social Hey, I was in Aarhus today as well 👋
Pictures 1 and 3
But now I'm home in Copenhagen
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@nickfrederiksen@expressional.social Hvis jeg skulle turiste den i Roskilde så ville jeg tage på Ragnarock. Ligger vist også ret centralt.
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@sarae@ecoevo.social @Ashedryden@xoxo.zone You can get giardia from a swimming pool so you don't even have to be outdoorsy. It's a parasite though so it's treated with anti-parasitic medicine, not antibiotics.
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@gekko3k@mastodon.social @bradr@infosec.exchange You get solar power as long as there is daylight. Better if there's no clouds sure. But also better to be further from the equator so more of the light is perpendicular to the surface of the solar panel.
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@eliocamp@mastodon.social Why on earth is files a method on the list class? And what do you do if you have 5 million files you want to do something to?
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@jeppe@uddannelse.social Hvis man ikke har adgang til Ingeniøren kan man også læse historien på TV2
https://www.tv2nord.dk/thisted/begik-haervaerk-for-at-lede-gylle-ud-i-limfjorden-e93d2
I only just now realised that "86 47" is a 6 7 meme joke.
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@mikarv@someone.elses.computer God: Behold! I have created agents. Angel: You've recreated the waterfall model is what you've done. Look at it, you've got anxiety.
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@karlhigley@recsys.social Or add scores to the interface. Let people (you) choose for yourself.
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@neuralreckoning@neuromatch.social And fines for a company breaking the law should never be larger than what can be easily absorbed on the balance sheet - otherwise an innocent person could lose their job.
Your assertion that arXiv leadership is deeply corrupt is really interesting though.
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@purple @Natasha_Jay Those three were: Teaching, data science in biotech, data science in a SaaS.
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@agowa338@chaos.social @stephaniewalter@front-end.social Maybe for the same reason that brown is green + red. And orange + blue.
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@pheraph@mastodon.social @cabel@social.panic.com @Gargron@mastodon.social I tried that once as a kid, failed, and then thought programming was hard for the next 20-25 years.
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@rnd@toot.cat Similarly, it is also recommended that you avoid dynamically typed languages.
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange Surely, it was an international and not Interstate crime spree?
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@hazelweakly@hachyderm.io Google Maps famous for having you walk a 6 minute detour when the bus stops right in front of the train platform.
Google when ferries literally have their schedule set so people can connect with the train: Computer says no.
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@neuralreckoning@neuromatch.social If the authors of a paper are banned from arxiv but the PIs / group leaders are unbanned then that's corrupt and very transparently so (therefore deeply).
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@henry@dindon.one At least no one is going to be sad about getting really harsh criticism on an essay they didn't spend any effort on.
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@bentorfs Ah, thanks for the explanation. Or... as much of an explanation as we can get.
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@bentorfs But don't you have to have a seat reservation on French trains? How would you know whether you can buy a ticket and seat before you board the train?
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@paco@infosec.exchange Nice
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How did you like Magical Athlete? It's one of my fave quick nonsense games.
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@daedalus@eigenmagic.net I will defend social science every day of the week but business school...