Jamie

Do you think he knows?

@thickurt@woof.group it's part dietary, part pharmaceutical (oral semiglutide as a result of diabetes type 2 diagnosis back in April) and partly upping my physical activity levels. I was at 133kg (I'm only 5'8) mostly from bad diet and laziness. No real goals other than reversing the diagnosis, not a fan of all the meds etc - or the idea of having a stroke or going blind, heh. slowly adding some casual weights to stop the semaglutide stripping muscle along with fat and we'll see I used to gym years ago

First three month review, have halved my blood sugar to normal levels, cholesterol too and lost 20kg. Not too shabby for a fatty.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social this is AI

Also some rain to wash the sticky black filth patches and stank away would be nice about now. And that's just on me

@deadliftbear@mas.to it's not like it was dick

@surejohn@woof.group I'd probably only come up to your belly button

@drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social @repeattofade@tootr.co all dogs are cats in the dark

@repeattofade@tootr.co the cat looks so happy

@yesjohn @repeattofade you'll always be hot, big John

@agowa338 @msbellows @Buster the 'manna from heaven' that materialised in the desert when the Israelites were lost quite possibly a night sprouting fungus. Not to mention that John the Baptist most likely spent forty days and nights mashed on locusts and mushrooms. Then you have the likes of Terrance McKenna positing that primitive man evolved higher consciousness from their consumption of psychedelic mushrooms leading into agriculture and the shaping of the world.

@billgoats anyone saying router needs to be routed out

Could only eat half 😶

Funny witnessing the Metallica fans collide with the Sunn fans on public transport. Almost as much of a culture clash as when The Mars volta fans hit the Taylor swift turn out

I'm generally very oozing. Unctuous.

Jail for twitter. Jail for a thousand years

Or maybe just. My arse just threw up about a pint of liquid. More gushing than that time I got pissed up That was after the sharting prologue. Used to my guts running slower since thep prescription Circus so just assumed. Maybe it's the world cup taking revenge. Dare I try and sleep. What dreams may come.

Come on Eileen may be one of the most hateful pieces of music known to man why do I have it earwormed

@toddbuddy@4bear.com they've always been a feral sort

@toddbuddy@4bear.com my friend was nearly trampled to death by 30-50 wearing pink cowboy boots

@toddbuddy@4bear.com you filth

@toddbuddy@4bear.com @thickurt@woof.group heals faster when you sit on grandpa's face.

@af@dataare.cool tell that to my frozen nutsack

@surejohn@woof.group *hugs

@surejohn@woof.group wow

@surejohn@woof.group remember to check in on daddy's day

@thickurt@woof.group such a well earned cliche that sneaks up on you as trail through middle age, before you know it your body has changed a lot from what you took for granted and time really does fly. I guess for many men it takes some kind of slap to get them into action but it's crazy the difference even small things make. If there's no health implications a part of me kinda liked being a big fat bastard but going back the other way feels good too

@thickurt@woof.group @toddbuddy@4bear.com sounds like something a child would say 😉