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@darth_hideout@mas.to
mastodon 4.7.2Star Wars fan account. If the last letter were an S, how would you pronounce it? (Rhymes with idiot.) PST/PDT. No DMs, please.
Ut Vigor vobiscum. Semper.
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Formerly @darth_hideout@c.im.
659 Followers
295 Following
50 Posts
Joined September 20, 2025
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he/him/his
Location:
North America
Birth Year:
1967
Languages:
Deutsch, English, español, français, Gaeilge, 日本語
Marie's Calendar 💅
#RomanticRestaurants #HashtagGames
Couch 22
The JD Vance Story
#FurnitureMovies #HashtagGames
Not nearly as evil as Elon Musk.
–Mr Burns
#FictionalCharactersSlogans #HashtagGames
Finnegan's Rake
#FallTraitsABook #HashtagGames
Men in my father's line don't live long lives. Most of them go in their 50s. As I stare down 60, my mantra has become: Where's that heart attack? Where's my giant heart attack? Where's that massive angina?
But what if I just wasn't specific enough? Maybe I'm responsible for the death of #LindseyGraham.
If anyone's feeling gratitude, I'm happy to accept cash.
#USPol #DarkHumor #DorkHumor
The Old Man & His Keys
#ForgottenABook #HashtagGames
Replying to
@studiofox@beige.party Throw in any and all cleaning. It's a losing battle. Best to get over it.
Macbedtime
#TooSleepyAMovieOrPlay #HashtagGames
This is just to say
I have parceled out
all the states
that were behind
the Iron Curtain
and which
you were probably
hoping
to liberate
forgive me
they were
so tempting
and so vulnerable
#1960sLifeASongOrPoem #HashtagGames
Replying to
@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social
Good to know they're impervious to reporting. lulz. Gods, let me off this ride.
Replying to
@maxleibman@beige.party @LoganFive@beige.party
One day you'll look
Back & you'll see
Where you were held
How by this love
While you could stand
There & not move on this moment
Follow this feeling
So say we all.
Cletus, P.I.
#HillbillyTVShows #HashtagGames
"Verify your age"
Buy a soda or a candy bar from a vending machine with a quarter. Get a nickel change.
Replying to
Little Outhouse on the Prairie
#HillbillyTVShows #HashtagGames
The Cliff Notes of the Peloponnesian War
#EasyDoesItBooks #HashtagGames
Replying to
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social @afreytes@mastodon.gamedev.place
I miss the WWN. I used to have a subscription decades ago but canceled bc my housemates loved to read it but refused to chip in.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@top_news/116915069613217904
So does this affect guillotine order or something? 🤷
Replying to
@paul@oldfriends.live @noondlyt@hellions.cloud
"I'm Spartacus!"
"No, I'm Spartacus."
"No, I am."
"I am!"
S*M*A*S*H*E*D
#TooSleepyAMovieOrPlay #HashtagGames
Porsche with No Shame
#CaughtOnDashCamASong #HashtagGames
Ivermectin for what ails you
All the livelong day 🎶
#BadAdviceASong #HashtagGames
Alone Again, Act Casually
#NonchalantSongs #HashtagGames
The Glass Macaroon
#CookiesAMovieOrPlay #HashtagGames
Born to Hit & Run
#CaughtOnDashCamASong #HashtagGames
Transmission, all I ever wanted
Transmission, had to upshift
Transmission, meant to break down alone 🎶
#CarTroubleASongOrPoem #HashtagGames
Replying to
@AncTreat5358@lgbtqia.space
I've read the whole of it in Classical Greek. One of my intellectual pinnacles.
The Old Man and Concourse C
#LayoverOrDelayABook #HashtagGames
Replying to
@Nonya_Bidniss@infosec.exchange @evert@mastodon.social @TeflonTrout@beige.party @newsguyusa@flipboard.social
💯 Substack is already a thing. Not boosting or reading. I can't understand the thought process that led here.