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invoking "forth majeure" on my datastack
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@xan@xantronix.social (tbc i don't know if that magsafe cable in particular is actually running XNU and probably shouldn't say even if i did know)
New tech unlocked for folks who TAS games running under Linux https://monads.online/@dankwraith/117408008688682909
editor configuration that styles lines whose blamelist commit contains a Co-Authored-By: note in Comic Mono
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@zwarich@hachyderm.io @fay59@tech.lgbt "want to bulk copy memory anyway? we have an instruction for that: it's called bl _memcpy"
were the Pyramids of Giza just a massive mummy laundering scheme?
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@gsuberland@chaos.social and when the system crashes you all yell out "oPA!"
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@slava@mathstodon.xyz @steve@discuss.systems looking back to BASIC, FORTH, LISP, and Smalltalk, perhaps it was when we started treating a "programming language" as separate from the "operating system" that we started straying from the light
With the power of local models, your navigation app can now mispronounce place names in a different way with each direction
I won't deny that OpenAI's 25,000-page proof that hot dogs are a sandwich is a technological milestone. Nonetheless, I can't help but be concerned about the effect it will have on the sandwichology field going forward
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@fay59@tech.lgbt better make sure there aren't any context switches dumping registers to thread state in between either
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i reported a bug upstream that fixed the evbarm INTEGRATOR_CP kernel config, so now i can run netbsd/earmv4 in a qemu session to experiment with OS configurations before sending it to the pomera
Sidz Meier’s Sibilization
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@mcc@mastodon.social @owen@mastodon.transneptune.net the lost art of making a vector font hinted to look perfect at specific non-antialiased pixel resolutions
to enable language extensions, add `#include `
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@dougall@mastodon.social @fay59@tech.lgbt “ARM adds conditional trap instructions”
[guy changing calendar meme to 1985]
we are used to thinking of computer programs as tools, but AI changes everything. while using an agent, the user themself is the
くしゃみが強くて、「渦中」を作った
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@fay59@tech.lgbt @jripley@mastodon.social this seems like a situation where mitigation is still worthwhile to some degree even without a 100% airtight solution, since some of these leakages require higher sophistication and/or a longer exploit chain to get to than if the secret is left sitting
"the C standard should add SIMD support"
[monkey paw with hearing difficulties curls]
her work on constant-time algorithms was highly influential on the lo-phi indie compiler scene
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steve jobs to bill atkinson, pointing at a blackberry bush: pointy corners are everywhere!
RE: https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/117388441530035356
have you tried turning your cable off and on again
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Apple Releases MagSafe 3 Charging Cable Firmware Update https://www.macrumors.com/2026/10/05/magsafe-3-cable-firmware-update/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon
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@sofia@chaos.social @slava@mathstodon.xyz @steve@discuss.systems isn't making up new math already all mathematicians do
i was reading the s6 docs, and the note here made me wonder: why *don't* we simply add daemons to supervise to /etc/ttys
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@zwarich@hachyderm.io @fay59@tech.lgbt i was going to shitpost about how this is why x86 is actually more secure, since you can just use REP STOSB and/or memory operands to keep your secret out of architectural state
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x11 isn't really my cup of tea, and wayland doesn't support monochrome surfaces, so maybe i'll write a window system instead
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@stroughtonsmith@mastodon.social gotta bracket all those things in "appear to [X] just barely enough to get the youtube views, and then be forgotten about"
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@quephird@tech.lgbt @xan@xantronix.social i had always hoped that someone would take one of those HDMI dongles and hack them into a real computer. you already have video output on the HDMI side, just need to reconfigure the Lightning end to become a USB host so you can plug in a keyboard and mouse
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@peter@thepit.social you are right. conflating antizionism with antisemitism is a common zionist deflection tactic
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@rk@mastodon.well.com there's also a considerable amount of "lived there a long time and benefited from lower real estate prices and/or rent control to be able to stay"
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@mattiem@mastodon.social @designatednerd@mastodon.social see also tiktokers asking their French relatives to say "the seal pushed me"
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@xan@xantronix.social thanks to moore's law, we can fit XNU into a device half the volume every six months
RE: https://mastodon.social/@farside_bot/117389367995996733
wonder why david byrne didn't include this verse in the final song
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#thefarside #farside #comic https://www.thefarside.com/2026/10/05/0
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
meanwhile, in other multiverse news
Tragic Sans
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@n8@mastodon.social @benfry@information.garden i used FontForge to work on a bitmap font and i found it kept corrupting my saves and losing data
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these noodles are a bit flat. some Surace will give it a bit of spice