TeflonTrout he/him

@mavnn @GeePawHill@mastodon.social Isms are fought best in the same way: By the people who have internalized them. I wasn't raised in an openly sexist house, Pops always helped with cooking and cleaning, but most of the parenting was left to Ma. However the music culture that was such a big part of my life included a lot of "women can't rock and roll" talk, and I bought it. And then I heard Joan Jett. I thought "I Love Rock and Roll" was a new song and asked Dad where the heck are the ten cent jukeboxes. When he said that was before I was born mostly, it kinda clicked that maybe... JUST maybe... these music loving guys I looked up to were full of shit

@hasanyildiz@mastodon.social @Tutanota@mastodon.social Except that it has no concept of what accuracy means. It is a statistical word salad tosser that is only right by accident when it is. I mean, it can't even count

@junebug@slime.global @LilFluff@mastodon.art flight sims never read all axes of my flight inputs, but they all work fine in the calibration test

@t3rcermillenium@mastodon.social @diemkay@hachyderm.io @JulianOliver@mastodon.social @EF@mastodon.bsd.cafe They said they practice "radical tolerance," which in my USian experience means "we welcome fascists"

@nsfwdaily@mastodon.social @pharmafemboy@estradiol.city @alice@lgbtqia.space Almost. Exactly.

@gsc@mathstodon.xyz @gvwilson@mastodon.social If you aren't recognizing good work you are not a good leader and are not running a good team

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange Writing notes means I never have to refer to them again, which is the fastest and most efficient possible outcome

@fesshole@mastodon.social fuck you

@alice@lgbtqia.space Starlings would only use Signal with each other, but being sneaky lil birdstards they social engineer their neighbor's logins to cause trouble

@maxleibman@beige.party Oh, uh, hey man, I'm TeflonTrout, Iteration One. I just popped out of this wormhole and boy are my segments tired hahaha Actually if you could spare some tritium that'd be dope And some magnetic resonators and wiring looms if you got em I can give you some of this really neat viscous fluid in exchange

@MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social $5 tier unlocks feet pics

@akromos@mastodon.social @tinker@infosec.exchange @MisuseCase@twit.social I met arrogance with aggression. I already conceded I wasn't taking the most productive track, but you sure as fuck got the point didn't you.

@akromos@mastodon.social @tinker@infosec.exchange @MisuseCase@twit.social YO AHOLE. TONS of people have chosen to do other things with their lives. You fucking suck at what I am good at and vice-versa. We need people like you to help us, and you need people with skills YOU don't have. Like... what posesses you to come here on a non-IT centric forum and talk shit? I can put 3 bullets through the same hole at the range, you don't see me telling people to go asassinate people. Sorry. I need to chill, but fuck. So do you.

@amalia22@mastodon.social @jonesmurphy@mastodon.social i failed to specify the part that is naive. The first half is 100% spot on, there is no valid reason for it. But racism has NOT been improving until assclown. It has always been barely under the surface, growing and festering.

@faithisleaping@anarres.family @damonology@lgbtqia.space *Wussy men

@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social Wasn't that in an episode of Legion? Lovely either way, thank you.

@KnaveMurdok@mastodon.social @imaginaryuncle@masto.nu They don't last. We make sure of it.

@amalia22@mastodon.social @jonesmurphy@mastodon.social Oof. I'm sorry, that IS naive.

@FediTips@social.growyourown.services How timely! :blobcat_flirty:

@hcoggins@wien.rocks @QasimRashid@mastodon.social Yeah, probably. There's sure to be more to follow later but I'd guess the man's a little burned out after today and needs a while

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @mynameistillian@plush.city Oh. Well I guess if someone's gotta be under duress to get shit done then throw me in the Omelas powered trucks

@JSteven@wandering.shop @sundogplanets@mastodon.social @dar@mastoart.social Bro who do you think you're talking to

@Perrin42@mastodon.social @maxleibman@beige.party Thanks, the reason I'm broke is my shiptpost: An S Class Radiant Pillar

@newsguyusa@flipboard.social Is this really a slopped picture on here? Seriously, on this article in particular, just...what the fuck

@KnaveMurdok@mastodon.social @imaginaryuncle@masto.nu Beige bless you right back

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Sounds like one o' them self-solving problems

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Yeah I just throw up a "thanks to the Fedizens I stole this from" and full send it. Speaking of, thanks Fedizens I stole this from!

@solar_chase@mastodon.green Acollierastro is pretty great!

@mynameistillian@plush.city @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social I mean, I loved Spin Tires and Snowrunner. They have a road building game out now too!

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @mynameistillian@plush.city and why not? Serious machines are Seriously Fun ®

@mynameistillian@plush.city Oh HEY I am finally getting out of this fucking job. A friend of mine stuck to his dreams until he accomplished something he really wanted recently, and it got me thinking I always wanted to drive heavy machinery So I shopped myself around... I just got a job driving heavy machinery. This same friend also got the wheels turning that eventually led to this by telling me to my face I was doing something awful last year. Thanks, Tillian. Thank you very much.

@asokel@ohai.social @dunkeltalerzap@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social "It went... Pourly" is how it struck me, I have terminal dad brain

@asokel@ohai.social @dunkeltalerzap@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social I'm sorry last time you had beer it didn't go well. Sorry for buzzkilling too

@asokel@ohai.social @dunkeltalerzap@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social Oh. my bad "Pour"

@asokel@ohai.social @dunkeltalerzap@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social Smoothest pun all day goddamn

@SquirrelwithaninvisibleW@mastodon.social @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange @davidnjoku@mastodon.world Uh If the 50k is a sure thing but you chose to flip a coin instead, whatever the logic says, lizard brain says "you had 50k right there and you lost it, you greedy dumbass"

@ferrix@mastodon.online @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange Military grade is not a signifier of high quality, just as an aside :blobcat_whistle:

@petealexharris@mastodon.scot @davidnjoku@mastodon.world you can see bullets as they pass through chronographs when it's sunny, so I guess the real question is "how close is this gun"

@groupnebula563 Oooooooooh......Aaaaaaaaahhhh!

@cR0w@infosec.exchange the fuck is that supposed to mean?

@dzwiedziu@mastodon.social @benoit@mastodon.benoit.jp.net @masek@infosec.exchange @homelab@fedigroups.social

@tod@hci.social Glorious! We USians don't deserve them, they care too much and work too hard for how they are treated here

@MJmusicinears@mastodon.world Yep, I'll never tease an airman again

@slothrop@chaos.social @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Perfectly sighted Missed the claymore warning until alt text!

@dunkeltalerzap@ohai.social @asokel@ohai.social @nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social Beer is liquid bread right Boom Smoothie handled

@BasementDweller3000@mas.to It's not actually made with the program, but mspaintadventures is famous for great writing and the goofy art style is now iconic

@KnaveMurdok@mastodon.social @imaginaryuncle@masto.nu It's not mine to offer, but I'd be honored. It's a Beige.Party thing- It's ok though because we aren't a cult

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Fuck yeah, that's Jeanine! Good work, lady!