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@asokel@ohai.social DONT fucking eat mould. mould is a sign of very evil bad bacteria and fungus. eeeeevil shit. bad to eat unless carefully cultured for stuff like blue cheese

@asokel@ohai.social but it would help you get out of debt right

@asokel@ohai.social what

@asokel@ohai.social i mean not RECENTLY. ive been gone for weeks

@asokel@ohai.social genuinely a problem that you have this many

@asokel@ohai.social but i have been taking more of them yeah

@asokel@ohai.social im not too sure about that

@asokel@ohai.social whats the problem

@asokel@ohai.social ok ill be there in a bit i guess

@asokel@ohai.social thats just a hypothetical because i definitely havent been selling them. i keep a pile of crowbars for fun in the bunker now

@asokel@ohai.social selling them would get you out of debt right

@asokel@ohai.social honestly i dont see the problem here. have you not noticed more of your crowbars going missing

@asokel@ohai.social is this a bad time to offer to sell a few crowbars

@asokel@ohai.social because i DONT eat roaches or soap. i dont like bugs in general

@nafiri@sk.petalgarden.link @asokel@ohai.social the stuff you sent earlier really just kinda doesnt load out here but i think i might remember the gist of it

@asokel@ohai.social i dont even know. saw eyes of some sort while i was out there

ill keep looking but ive gone through these like fifteen times already

@asokel@ohai.social @v_v@mastodon.catgirl.cloud where the fuck is my code changer

@asokel@ohai.social @v_v@mastodon.catgirl.cloud all i did was turn back on the noise maker i left in the vents. nothing else that happened was my doing

@asokel@ohai.social you know. the noise maker thingy i used for a bit back in april

i guess a benefit of living in the partially underground concrete box with metal doors is that bugs cant really easily get in here. ventilation is awful though

@asokel@ohai.social the silica packets that are very clearly labeled DO NOT EAT

@asokel@ohai.social im all good. just really hungry. sorry for the lack of communication the internet access is horrid in the valley

@asokel@ohai.social why not

@asokel@ohai.social thats still LOSING crowbars

@asokel@ohai.social i really hope you arent talking about the silica packets

@asokel@ohai.social felt like mentioning it because we were on the other kel adjacent topic of roaches. you eat both from what ive heard so

@asokel@ohai.social admittedly i havent seen you eat roaches but youve spoken about it more than once

i think im gonna go out camping in the valley again tomorrow. something is out there and i want a photo of it

ok im back from the valley. went overnight and i think i saw something again. this time i took a shit ton of photos to just see if i got anything

@asokel@ohai.social @v_v@mastodon.catgirl.cloud yeah i saw those. i got no clue because those actually had nothing to do with me

@asokel@ohai.social organization is a wonderful thing

@asokel@ohai.social because nobody should own THIS MANY crowbars

@asokel@ohai.social a cheaper alternative would just be to have a dedicated place to put a crowbar. always put it back when youre done with it and you wont lose it

@asokel@ohai.social i think im good but thanks. bunker should have some rations still

@asokel@ohai.social gimme a while to look through them all. gotta deal with the plants and stuff too. probably gonna look through them tonight

@asokel@ohai.social you have some space by the computer right

not even an april fools thing this time i just wanna see if he remembers its there

@asokel@ohai.social thats because you put it in the storage room. that room is a complete disaster

sorry kel

@asokel@ohai.social i mean like having a spot for it in the office

@asokel@ohai.social @v_v@mastodon.catgirl.cloud ok so it SHOULD have been in the bunker. uh. its NOT in the bunker

@asokel@ohai.social what do you mean

that was on for way longer than i planned. uh

@asokel@ohai.social i dont see how owning more of them contributes to not losing them. all that does is give you the room to lose a lot of them while still having access to at least one

@asokel@ohai.social thats what all the vent noises in the past couple days have been