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Sam Oldman 🐀

@samloonie@mstdn.ca
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Former Reply Guy. Things will never be the same.

Too many interests, really

510 Followers
666 Following
47 Posts
Joined November 20, 2022
Ex-Twitter:
nvm, I closed it
Location:
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Pronouns:
he/him
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
From CTV today: “I feel sorry for Americans,” said B.C. Premier David Eby. “If you can’t be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world. “And that is a very lonely place to be.”
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 1w ago
I saw this little one person electric vehicle in a mall parking lot the other day and then again blocking traffic on a 60 km/h road nearby where I'm pretty sure the Ontario electric vehicle experiment doesn't allow them. I wondered because I don't think there's any way to get to this mall legally in this – they're allowed on 50 km/h streets, and this mall can only be reached by a 60, a 70 and a shared use (bike) path. #electricVehicles
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2w ago
I should take a camera on the dog's every first trip out in the morning. Today's surprise was a cluster of large ink cap mushrooms under the tree. (Tennis ball for scale.)
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org Eight track players were crap when they were new and fashionable. Too often an album would Clunk! change tracks in the middle of a song.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 6mo ago

You've probably seen how the police like to do press announcements with a display of drugs and guns laid out on a table.

Well, this isn't it.

#police #press

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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 4mo ago

I have it on good authority that the same cat food tastes better out of the other cat's dish.
#cats

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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 7mo ago

@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net This house in Ottawa was once an ordinary bungalow, but a big room and fireplace was added to the front, and the decor is not something I can easily describe. I don't know what is holding up the middle of the old part, there used to be a wall. (Bonus challenge, try to find the basement stairs.)

https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/29406769/33-rutherford-crescent-ottawa-9001-kanata-beaverbrook

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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@jerry@infosec.exchange I'm seeing a recent flock of signups for accounts that do nothing more than put a link to a business or porn site in the bio and then go silent. I presume they are trying to game the search engines.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mattblaze@federate.social @iris@neuromatch.social @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org @User47@vmst.io Tesla says some of the Model 3's have laminated glass in the side windows. https://www.tesla.com/firstresponders/vehicles-charging#model3
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org @Affekt@hachyderm.io @indi@mefi.social I have a few exceptions, like the shirt I'm wearing that says (Ottawa Humane Society) Wiggle Waggle Walkathon 2002. It has a few holes caused by cats.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago

I was taking pictures in the grocery store to show how it was laid out, and somehow got this surreal image of the vegetable guy.
#pixelart from a #google pixel phone

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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@StaceyCornelius@zeroes.ca I cut a rectangular hole into the cardboard box that the Merv filters came in, so it would fit onto the back/intake side of the dehumidifier. My first try with a box fan did not work as well.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Apparently the firefighters are expected to pull this up and read it while they are at a crash scene.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mattblaze @iris @ai6yr @User47 Im not able to attach the picture right now, but I was impressed by the page that tells the rescuers where they can apply tools to lift the car. The safe lift points are tiny. The entire bottom is not to be stressed, except out near the doors, and the four lift points are a very small fraction of that.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 6mo ago
This is patently stupid; #YouTube seems to think I'm a teenager. Also doesn't seem to have noticed that I'm in #Canada where there are no social media age laws. Nor do they seem to know how long I've had a gmail account. #gmail #ageverification
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@erin Sometimes the collection guys get in trouble with their boss for zipping around unexpectedly early and not collecting enough.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 7mo ago
Replying to on infosec.exchange
@ryanc@infosec.exchange @mjg59@nondeterministic.computer A sensor in my homebrew thermostat quit responding yesterday morning, immediately after reporting a temperature of minus 40. The house was getting nicely toasty on a cold day ...
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 11mo ago
Replying to
@KayJanes@mstdn.social I learned this week that the trees need these mushrooms growing among their roots to provide nutrients in return for giving the mycelium sugars.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 11mo ago
@TechConnectify The last time I was able to buy dishwasher detergent as a box of powder, it was actually a solid lump in the shape of the box. Not so easy to scoop as I had hoped. I hate dishwasher pills, and I hate unwrapping them, and I hate having to touch them while unwrapping them.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@erin I've seen them come around a second time after zipping by at 7:02
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago

With Canada setting up a sovereign wealth fund, I suppose the sovereign citizens are going to be even more sure that they will soon be able to trade their birth certificates for this cash that was set aside for them.
#sovereigncitizen

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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@shoq Loft is another word for attic.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 24mo ago
Replying to
@cmconseils@mastodon.social "If it ain't baroque, don't fix it."
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago

I wonder how many people have started using 8647 as their pin number.

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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@stephanie@ottawa.place We have a thunderstorm warning now, too, so they can fight. Will the smoke win, or be washed out of the air for a while?
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
With a second (and spectacular) fire in a few months, the Ottawa fire service says that removing weeds with a propane torch is a bad idea. Even a short time after getting 10 cm of rain. #weeds https://youtu.be/UGgbDtI8BzA
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@Sanderde@mstdn.ca They appear to be threatening to send people with leaf rakes into Canada. “We are done accepting apologies in place of action. If Canada will not manage its forests to prevent these fires, the United States will look elsewhere, and act on our own, to protect our people,” the letter said. “That means our own agencies exploring direct involvement in cross-border fuel reduction and firefighting capacity.”
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 3mo ago
Replying to
The wet bulb temperature, in contrast, is much more rigorously defined. You can measure the wet bulb temperature on your own: Make a little fabric (muslin, traditionally) sock for the bulb of a glass thermometer. It has to fit tightly. Attach a 1m string to the top of the glass thermometer. Dip the bulb and sock in water that's at the ambient air temperature. Whip the thermometer around your head a few times; record the temperature straight away. Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you get a consistent measurement. It's actually pretty hard to do it. You have to measure the temperature before the water evaporates, but after the bulb adjusts to the cooler wet bulb temperature. 2/3
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@MattMoose@mastodon.world I suspect that the cookie banner is a test to see if you are a real person, because clicking it off must be storing another cookie that says you saw it.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@ZachWeinersmith This is generally true except for the recipes (baking, usually) where the ratios are extremely important. Too little cream of tartar and the texture will be wrong, too much and it leaves a bad taste. #baking
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@oldredsubby@sfba.social I don't always get previews for the article links like this one immediately. Could you please add a few words as you post them, for why you think the article is important?
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com He should have tried wracking his brain instead of just racking it.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@douglasvb@m.ai6yr.org I think a data center is a lot less flammable than a warehouse full of plastic toys. There is a server certification test that sets a propane torch inside a server cabinet with the requirement that all of the flames have to stay inside the case.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@dukethinrediv@dice.camp @prahou@merveilles.town The ship's prow is pointing left. See edit 7.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 6mo ago

I'm not sure what I've done right today, but a good fraction of my YouTube recommendations are for Sesame Street''s Lefty the Salesman.

https://youtu.be/hbJecXQ1Hgk

Sesame Street: Gangsters -An Plan

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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
From The Onion News Network: U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat https://youtu.be/LXjvr9CPQjs
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@MLE_online You might also want to use scissors to cut a tube lengthwise and flatten it to measure the circumference.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 3mo ago
I can see why the Canadian Wood Council wants more wooden apartment buildings, but I don't think I'm going to be comfortable with six or more flights of flammable exit stairs. #buildingcode Ontario sees jump in mid-rise wood construction following 2023 building code change - North Bay News https://www.baytoday.ca/local-news/cost-effective-and-efficient-residential-wood-construction-growing-in-popularity-12404128
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@mooseandriosmom@mindly.social Thank you. I had only ever heard the Anne Murray version without knowing any of the history of the song.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Richard_Littler Would Melania be an acceptable substitute?
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 3mo ago
RE: https://syzito.xyz/@selzero/116838744194258399 From the video: "it's not because you have very strong views, it's because you can't explain a single one of them"
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Quoting
Deniz Opal
@selzero@syzito.xyz
The mystical "good Brexit" that you need a wardrobe that is a gateway to Narnia to go visit.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@soundclamp@mastodon.xyz It seems a bit ironic that I get stuck in a CloudFlare "Performing security verification" endless loop while trying to follow that link.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Another example of why I don't believe AI is going to replace humans. The automatic captions should read "Globe and Mail journalist Andrew Coyne"
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@Azuaron@cyberpunk.lol @FeloniousPunk@beige.party The deal is meant to give buyers of the advance messaging a head start on the next stock market changes. Welcome to my insider trading.
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 3mo ago
From the article "The vehicle was impounded for a week, and the driver’s license was pulled for 90 days." I can't imagine him going to pick it up at the impound lot. Arnprior man charged after ditching flaming vehicle on Highway 29 | 96.1 Renfrew Today https://www.renfrewtoday.ca/2026/06/26/314988/
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Sam Oldman 🐀 @samloonie@mstdn.ca
· 2mo ago
Of the food borne illnesses in the news I wondered what happened to good old fashioned ptomaine poisoning. Why isn't anyone getting the dreaded ptomaine poisoning any more? Ptomaine is a generic term for decomposition products like cadaverine and putrescine, which are not particularly dangerous, it's the bacteria that makes people sick. Now I need to go look up Lumbago ...
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