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They’re both cats so either way you’re being judged in 4K. #cats #catsOfMastodon

The cat is both alive and sanctioned until the insurance clears
#hormuz #cats

Clocked in just to mourn the version of me that wasn’t #economy #capitalism #job #funny

sorry for the tornado facts, i thought we were building a siren #autism #humor #internet #oversharing

forgive me karl marx for i have participated in a little treat #capitalism #economy #humor #internet #karlmarx

Me at 9 years old giving my friend flawless advice on how to deal with their parents like a tiny therapist.

Also me going home and immediately choosing the worst possible response known to mankind because “it’s different when it’s me”
#solomonsparadox #wikipedia #childhood #irony #lifeadvice

The market knows you better than your therapist and charges less per session.

But to put the joke aside, I'm really curious what the original question was. #capitalism #reddit #question

lunch break spent convincing the machine i exist
#internet #utopia #ad #robot #tech #apocalipse

Every post adds 0.2% more isotope #linkedin #uranium #funny #usa #politics

This is how a global crisis begins on a random Wednesday #linkedin #nasa #conspiracy

Objectives: sanctions, money, chaos "and also a wife" #politics #polymarket #turkey #uganda

( it’s a pirated .mkv ) #nasa #artemis #vlc #moon

8-year-old me grounded for crimes i would absolutely commit again #childhood #nostalgia #90s

Someone in an office drafting "Guidelines for Apocalyptic Stage Events v1.2" #music #photography #apocalipse #ye

Canadians in full revolution mode
#canada #protest #riot #anarchy #foxnews

LinkedIn post forming in real time
#photography #linkedin #hr

JUST GO TO POLITICS #politics

Overthinking so loud it needs noise-canceling #selfawareness #overthinking #existential #innermonologue #online #yt #youtube

I've found the original #northkorea #anime #tumblr

4. Can I make use of the Internet for other things?
- It will use you for other things.
#internet