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johan

@johan@social.terbeest.org
  • Open on social.terbeest.org

Working on RIPE Atlas since 2012, trying to improve the internet or at least helping to keep it running. I will add more to this later.

51 Followers
334 Following
50 Posts
Joined October 30, 2025
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https://atlas.ripe.net
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 2mo ago
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Bagel blasphemy
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@maxleibman It’s all driven from the American desire that everything needs to be fair for individuals, never taking into account the population as a whole
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 4mo ago
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@mountainwitch@kolektiva.social When my son was born 10 years ago this was our exact experience in the Netherlands too. It’s wild that you’d have to worry about money at a time like this. Childbirth is stressful enough as it is
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@mainframed767 @paco It’s even worse: the price at the pump is based on the expected future price, not the actual current price but only when the future price is expected to be higher. Otherwise it’s like you said: it’s a complicated system. It’s not. It’s highway robbery
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@monkeyborg that’s true in the sense that statistic probability tells you Madame Fortuna is sometimes right. The problem is when you start making life choices based on those predictions
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@_thegeoff@mastodon.social I love it when young people come up independently with things that are already known. I just hope there's always someone around to point that out to them. Otherwise we get idiots like you know who inventing trains again
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@_thegeoff@mastodon.social @ShaulaEvans@zirk.us Oh very true, I felt super smart even after he told me I just reinvented it
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@rmattila74 Thank you for making this available for free. I have a long time fascination with nuclear safety as my father was best friends with the guy that was responsible for this in the Netherlands. Their conversations about safety are a big reason why I became an engineer myself.
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@Willow You can’t self host anything unless you have a domain. Something like social.example.com where example is your actual domain. It could be anything really. As long as no one has registered it before
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@peter The extra explanation really nails the stupidity
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@AnarchoNinaWrites If you didn’t know any better you’d think they’re trying to lose
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@Tattie It’s better than nothing but not by much
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@Pinchy63 @lisamelton Now I know where they got the idea for Gru from
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@maxleibman everyone on LinkedIn who lied is now letting out a sigh of relief 😅
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@violenteastcoastcity we can only hope
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@LikeItOrLumpIt That looks remarkably like one of the monsters my son likes to draw 😂
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@dalias @sarahjamielewis True but this happens a lot too in non FOSS environments. You have to really hope you have a product owner who thinks about whether the new feature is actually useful
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@sarahjamielewis I fear that part of the reason for this is the developer mindset. They see a new problem that they can solve so they start working on it without thinking if they should build this in the first place.
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@tanquist @timnitGebru 100% this. I see it everywhere now and it’s so tiring. I’m not surprised though. Con men tactics work very well after all
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 10mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @TwoClownsEating@beige.party 100% this
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden @reillypascal@hachyderm.io that’s my feeling too from everything I know about him but yeah, probably shouldn’t have said it exactly like that. It’s just so frustrating to see more and more people just kinda give up and do things that will turn out badly
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden @reillypascal@hachyderm.io I know. I feel exactly the same way. It’s just so frustrating to realize that even vim isn’t immune to this
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 7mo ago
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@Lana I agree with all 7 points but none of them will ever happen unfortunately
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 8mo ago
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@ricci It’s undercounting for sure. I don’t see mine on there for instance. I run GoToSocial.
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 8mo ago
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@ricci Possibly? 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’ll go check cause I don’t actually mind to be findable
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 8mo ago
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@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe Make sure to charge them double
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 8mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social This was first mentioned as a probable outcome ages ago and was the main reason I didn’t get a cloud connected doorbell. Mine just saves to my own hard drive and that’s it
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 9mo ago
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@ThisIsTrue@mastodon.social So, Zuck is Bad Santa?
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 2mo ago
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@Wallflower@beige.party This is for all of you: 🫂
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social It’s the fascist way: at some point they’ll start a war they cannot win
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99 I need an extra space…
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@flargh@mastodon.social That’s an extremely US take. I had to explain lockdown drills to my 10 year old recently and he looked at me as if I was crazy
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@_thegeoff@mastodon.social @ShaulaEvans@zirk.us When I was young I got very excited once when I came up with a sorting algorithm. Until a more senior dev looked at it and said: great, you invented bubble sort 😂 This is btw exactly what’s happening in tech over and over, made worse by LLM’s so now everyone can reinvent something 🙄
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@NikTheDusky this is what happens when you set your keyboard to Turkish?
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@mattgemmell@mastodon.scot I honestly don’t know if you mean England or the US 😅
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@Nonilex The guy he’s supposed to heal kinda looks like Epstein
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@randahl@mastodon.social Bolsonaro is missing
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 7mo ago
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@georgetakei @Sir_Osis_of_Liver Iran is run by the wrong kind of religious fanatic is what they really mean
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@IndyRichard @ariadne That would be great. But you do realize that their plan is to ship us off to Mars. They plan on staying right here…
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 2mo ago
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@notyourfanboy@kolektiva.social @MikeDunnAuthor@kolektiva.social Doing the right thing makes you live longer
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@fluffykittycat @sarahjamielewis I agree but that’s not an interesting engineering challenge so they won’t
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@LilahTovMoon I like this idea. 9 years is probably enough though. 3 referenda should settle it
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@jwz@mastodon.social @timbray@cosocial.ca At some point you have to consider the possibility that you’re just not very bright
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 4mo ago
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@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk At least it’s honest 😅
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@CosmicCactus @Strandjunker Poverty is not the same as bankruptcy and a bit worse is the understatement of the century 😅
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@Willow The one question no one seems to ask which is kinda important: do you have your own domain?
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@skinnylatte Thanks for these. I’ve shared them with my Indonesian ex
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 2w ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social We should probably be happy about that in a kinda fucked up way…
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 6mo ago
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@reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden @reillypascal@hachyderm.io Bram is rolling over in his grave
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johan @johan@social.terbeest.org
· 5mo ago
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@Noortjevee People who talk in the silence areas
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