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Darwin Woodka

@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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"The world tries to break everyone... but sometimes when it fails, it fails spectacularly" -- T Kingfisher, SwordHeart

1533 Followers
1466 Following
50 Posts
Joined August 22, 2017
website:
www.woodka.com (old)
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2d ago
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@Tutanota@mastodon.social Fuck no. Zuck is an abusive asshole who doesn't give a shit about people. I'm not handing him anything and whet he gets he steals. He's a thief.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3w ago
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@ReggieHere@mastodon.social Almost like we should own our own images and decide if others can access them
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@dalias@hachyderm.io @aharper@mstdn.social @mattdm@hachyderm.io Bollards solve a world of ills
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@dbattistella@mstdn.ca Thanks, done! I REALLY MISS Don't Be Evil.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@Nonilex@masto.ai so only the GOP gets to vote. Of course. What a scammer
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@foolishowl@social.coop I think answering machines started the call screening, and auto dialers started the avoidance of calls. It's been a machine battle between screeners and scammers ever since.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 4w ago
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@Tutanota@mastodon.social That's why we should own our own data and decide who gets to access it
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@EndicottAuthor@mastodon.social @BrianJopek@mastodon.world A Space Farce
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@grwster@mastodon.social @mike_bowler@hachyderm.io My meeting rules were half an hour, agenda sent in advance, no off topic discussion, someone must take notes, and someone must bring cookies
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
RE: https://social.vivaldi.net/@thezenlady/117004153222961570 Well you might want to make sure your older friends know about THIS before November. Sure, more money to go to their buddies to lock up innocent immigrants, but none for seniors to have the medications they need. Typical GOP assholery. Hey GOP voters, THEY ARE SCREWING YOU OVER
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago
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@occult@vox.ominous.net random acts of potato
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@Free_Press@mstdn.social great now do Trump and the rest of the Epstein Pedophiles
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu They need to stop making shitty clothes in the first place. Make what people want, not what you think will sell. And put POCKETS in it, ffs.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@inthehands@hachyderm.io It goes so far back. I did AI and expert systems in the 80s and 90s, the program can handle basic stuff but there are ALWAYS exceptions where you need a human. Still just as true today.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social we. need. to. own. our. own. data. And tell companies if they can use it or not.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@DaveMWilburn@infosec.exchange @bruces@mastodon.social No, they are literally buying horses because they can't get gasoline
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@ekuber@hachyderm.io white trash cowards
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@cstross@wandering.shop "We hold these truths to be self evident, that all PEOPLE are created equal, And FUCK TRUMP"
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@minmi@sfba.social hate it when that happens
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@newsguyusa@flipboard.social Lemme guess, the wifi didn't work?
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@akamran@indieweb.social @jvschrag@hachyderm.io @TrueNorthSpice@mastodon.world I need someone to come take care of my veggie garden and teach me sashiko
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@quixoticgeek@social.v.st Hey I'm totally on Greta's side What the fuck is the matter with these climate change denial nutjobs?
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@MJmusicinears@mastodon.world
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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Why the Red Card overturn decision is controversial
@JonChevreau@mstdn.ca “It seems unfair because it is unfair,” Irish former professional footballer and television pundit Roy Keane said. Exactly.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@PizzaDemon@mastodon.online @cstross@wandering.shop um, you're here aren't you? We're it, this is us.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@biglinter@mastodon.social @BrianJopek@mastodon.world I had GOP friends for decades, it wasn't til the Bush area they really started being so hateful. I gave up on the last of them during Covid, which was "The China Virus" to them. Asked them to stop being so fucking racist and they couldn't even do that, I was "just showing off how educated and politically correct" I was. So I gave up on the bastards.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@ada@blahaj.zonehttps://alleducation.com.ng/ikea-creates-a-manual-of-empathy-towards-the-trans-community-for-its-iconic-stuffed-shark/
Ikea creates a manual of empathy towards the trans community for its iconic stuffed shark - All Education
All Education

Ikea creates a manual of empathy towards the trans community for its iconic stuffed shark - All Education

Blue, pink and white, soft, fluffy and pleasant. Blahaj, the stuffed shark from Ikea, is for many people an object of comfort, a safe place. That is why for years this article has become a symbol of refuge and belonging for the LGTBIQ+ collective, and more specifically, for the trans community. Seeking to return the ... Read more

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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@BrianJopek@mastodon.world Angry bigots, racists and misogynists who can’t stand democracy but love their dictator. That’s what the GOP has become. Fucking pathetic.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk or see Trojan Women
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@grickle@mstdn.social Reminds me of the old "cows with guns" song on the Intertubes
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@vicgrinberg@mastodon.social very nice! I'm learning sashiko techniques right now
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@DragonBard@dice.camp @akamran@indieweb.social @jvschrag@hachyderm.io @TrueNorthSpice@mastodon.world Well it's a way. Japanese used sashiko to mend clothing and of course turned it into an art form. I made a cute little coaster out of the sample I did so far, they used it a lot for household goods too apparenty.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@akamran@indieweb.social @jvschrag@hachyderm.io @TrueNorthSpice@mastodon.world nice! I got a book and the kit now have to stop being lazy
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@hackaday@hackaday.social For one of our engineering projects we designed a sewing caddy and the other students laughed but the teacher thought it was very cool and well designed. So I expect the answer is because it insults tineh fragile male egos.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@NorcalGma2@sfba.social just get the tineh bottles of Yakult or drinkable yogurt.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@tmcfarlane@toot.community @Wen@mastodon.scot If they are for vision get them from an ophthalomologist, not from the pervert store.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social poor little Andrew can go fuck himself. shouldn't have hurt people, the prick. I am tired of these whiny little rich boys who think they can treat everyone around them like crap.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@USBTypeSteve@infosec.exchange left years ago when the ads started. Fuck that noise.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org I was slouching my way through a required CPR/first aid class in college when we got to Heimlich maneuver and the woman next to me said, "I wish I had known this when my husband choked to death last year" and it really woke me up.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@gregsbrain@mstdn.social @BrianJopek@mastodon.world even the Belgian browns are magnificent. Along with the frites and waffles
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@samlitzinger@journa.host Good, let's hope it drowns the fuckers on the mall
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@EthicalProfessor@mstdn.social @Nonilex@masto.ai The DOJ is now completely corrupt and must be reformed.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3w ago
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social The Seditious Six have repeatedly shown they do not give a shit about this country or democracy and they should all be impeached and removed
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2h ago
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@newsguyusa@flipboard.social Dear American men:. Get therapy, not guns
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 4w ago
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@indivisibleteam@mastodon.social hopefully those will all be GOTV events?
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@P__X@mastodon.social @JonChevreau@mstdn.ca It's cheating in the WORLD CUP, that's why they're pissed
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space The professor has shown us how it's done, in all your work just use some form of "Hey, AI go fuck yourself up" in white text.
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@DaveMWilburn@infosec.exchange @bruces@mastodon.social see also "kilometer long queue" to buy gasoline
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Darwin Woodka @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@Sheril@mastodon.social still need to read that
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