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@TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
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Please note: whoever it is using @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social over on birdchan, it isn't me. Make sure you insist on authentic, cage free, anti-authoritarian Llama: you'll taste the difference! Miscellaneous and disreputable vagrant, just here for a better way to stay informed. I can't help the motivations you assign to my words, but I assure you, I'm trying to be kind. Sometimes I fail.

Inverted Y axis is the correct perspective and this is a hill I will die on.

321 Followers
268 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 07, 2022
Pronouns:
He/Him, whatever - not particular
Age:
Middle? It's definitely not the start and I hope it isn't the end.
Hobbies:
Every single fucking thing
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 2w ago

I've gotta admit, I'm really amused watching Christine Drazan and Tina Kotek compete to be the one who opposes data centers more. Just remember they're both completely full of shit and will sell us out as soon as they have the chance.

Note, this isn't a, "both parties suck so don't vote," thing. This is a, "all politicians are liars so pay attention to what they were saying more recently than last month," thing. If someone is going to run your state, you can afford a few minutes to read their Wikipedia entry before you give them your vote.

#pnw #oregon

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@alice@lgbtqia.space Hold on... Let me just make a service real quick to boost that far beyond your intended audience. Clearly you're consenting to that by posting it in the first place... 🙃 That's what consent means, right?
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@Jazone@theforkiverse.com @QasimRashid@mastodon.social Always amusing how willing centrist dems are to assume no one outside a major city has any interest in politics farther left than Reagan (he noted, while living in rural Oregon). The Dems didn't lose to Trump because they were too far left, they didn't lose because Clinton and Harris were women, they didn't lose because of Harris' race, they lost because they didn't bother to differentiate themselves in a meaningful way from Republicans. No one gets excited about something s l i g h t l y better. As for those "large blocks of voters who hate communism," they're mostly voting in the congressional district of 1950.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@arstechnica@mastodon.social Commercial social media WAS a toxic pit of despair and the Fediverse seems to be considerably less so. Act accordingly.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Earlier, I referred to AI as "capitalism metastasized" in some friends' group chat, and the more I roll that phrase over in mind, the more apt it seems. #FuckAI
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org Nice. I've done several guitar effects pedals which are roughly the same complexity. It's fun because generally if something doesn't work, YOU messed up somewhere and it's usually a matter of going over it carefully and figuring out where you inadvertently bridged something with solder.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@Jazone@theforkiverse.com @QasimRashid@mastodon.social Bye clown
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@Jazone@theforkiverse.com @QasimRashid@mastodon.social JFC, what fucking difference is it going to make whether we "protect" them from lies? The fascists can lie, with or without even a shred of pretext. Just fuck all the way off with that. The next reply gets blocked. We don't need you here.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@Jazone@theforkiverse.com @QasimRashid@mastodon.social You apparently equate asking for candidates that actually represent the left with demanding unanimous party purity. I have no time for ludicrous hyperbole, and if you can't do any better, you should probably find your way back to twitter or bluesky.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@arstechnica@mastodon.social "No loss of quality." Couldn't rely on it before, can't rely on it now. What an accomplishment. 🙄
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@gatesvp@mstdn.ca Realistically, that check was already in the mail, but Trump certainly supercharged the process.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@contrasocial@mastodon.social @dpiponi@mathstodon.xyz I was thinking, a lot of trouble could have been saved over the years if someone had thought to add this as a foreword to various religious texts.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@broadwaybabyto@zeroes.ca I suspect tillionaires and trillionaires could not exist outside a world where millions die from poverty every year. No one manages to accumulate so much wealth without exploiting others.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@admin@burnout.cafe @puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social @staff@mastodon.social @bachimusprime@estradiol.city Lordt, he's still going on this? The hole gets deeper the more you dig, just take the L and shut the fuck up. I just glanced at his account, and his current argument for banishing pornography from the Fediverse is (to paraphrase): since fascists are attacking all of our freedoms, we should all walk small to avoid giving them reasons. Seems like a solid argument, but my searches keep running into references to someone named Neville Chamberlain...
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@ymasumac@mstdn.social @gatesvp@mstdn.ca The point was that we hadn't incinerated the last of our credibility yet, but Biden was the wrong guy to try and salvage it. It's definitely too late now. In my opinion, the last GOOD chance we had to fix things was in the 90s. We could have taken that moment of relative peace and calm, but then 9/11 happened and we did all the worst things we could in response.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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@aral@mastodon.ar.al So, if they can add another "anti" to pretend they aren't fascists, does the process keep going? Like, can I say, "I'm anti-anti-antifa!" and stay off the watchlists? 🤔
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@gatesvp@mstdn.ca Maybe with a different president. Looking at his whole career, Biden was never going to be the guy to save the US from its worst impulses.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@EugeneMcParland@mastodon.ie My boycott over the their support of war crimes is going to overlap with my boycott because it tastes like battery acid.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago

I was thinking about fictional artificial intelligence, and how it's been portrayed. From the computer systems in Star Trek, to Iron Man's Jarvis, to droids from Star Wars, to Skynet, to the Geth from the Mass Effect game series, to... Well, you get my point.

Benevolent or malevolent, the common thread is accuracy. When the machine has an answer, it's accurate. I seem to remember a story line in Star Trek TNG where Data was in serious crisis because he believed he had made an error and it shook him to his core.

None of the authors of all this fiction thought for a moment that we'd design a machine to lie to us and make mistake for us.
#FuckAI

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world I propose we (as a society) turn it into a sort of asylum for billionaires where they can live out their days peacefully without harming themselves or others. I'm also fine with catapulting them into volcanoes, but this seems like a more enlightened option.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@alice@lgbtqia.space Well, I think you're rapidly headed for being covered. At the moment, it's 143 total voters, 27% in for one, 6% in for multiple... Even if we assume "multiple" to be two, you're up around 50 already.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago

#AskFedi
Has anyone here pursued the new interpretation of #Canadian ancestral citizenship rules? The way it's being interpreted, as I understand it, is if you have an ancestor who was a Canadian citizen, then you technically ARE a Canadian citizen, and the paperwork acknowledging that fact is legally a formality. Well, it goes back to my great grandfather, who was born 150 years ago in New Brunswick.

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Which one? The Canadian province? The city in California, Oregon, Wisconsin, Ohio, or New York? Or do they just pick the closest Ontario?
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@hanscees@ieji.de I've thought about building a parts-caster with strat style wiring and triple p90s, but I've never gotten around to it. Maybe I should.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@hanscees@ieji.de Three! You're far more discipled then I! 🤣 I have decidedly too many guitars. When I get some free time, I'm going to go back to my project of sharing pictures of them under the "GuitarMonday" hashtag... One of my posts... https://kolektiva.social/@TheGreatLlama/116596669240134553
kolektiva.social

The Great Llama :fuck_verify:: "Well, my #GuitarMonday item out of my collection …" - kolektiva.social

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@hanscees@ieji.de I love p90s! They're the most feral pickup in my opinion.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@PhoenixSerenity@beige.party Just seems like the correct utensil. If you're eating tiramisu, you use a desert fork, if you're eating jackfruit...
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@RondoExcaliblur@mesmerized.online @arstechnica@mastodon.social I'll admit, I DO want my social media feed to be a bit of an ideological silo. The reason I want that is because the opposition is incredibly loud and obnoxious anywhere they aren't entirely muted. I hear their viewpoint every single day, because the lot of them, all the way up to their leader have endless verbal diarrhea. Meanwhile, I can come here, discus my various hobbies and interests (including politics) without someone injecting their politics into every little item. If that's "toxic", I'm here for it.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@Mungencakes@kolektiva.social @alice@lgbtqia.space 😆 Did I miss a fun one?
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago

I've come to the conclusion that the best way to handle someone asserting that free will doesn't exist, is to punch them directly in the nose... Obviously, you have no choice in the matter.
#philosophy

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@weyoun6 @violetmadder That's the hopeful read, rather than the pessimistic read. I hope you're right, I fear that Violet is. While we're waiting to find out, all we can do is try to push for your outcome. Either way, apparently someone in the family already chased down the documents, so I'm probably going to go ahead and pursue dual - citizenship, purely for the sake of options.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago

Really, are we still doing these?
#itsecurity

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago

@feditransparency@mstdn.ca @heyitsluna@critter.cafe @Chishiki611@enby.life
Apparently mastodon.au can't be bothered to ban him, which is a shame.

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago

@heyitsluna@critter.cafe @feditransparency@mstdn.ca
Pretty sure @fediblockfightsfash@mastodon.au is another Dav1d alt. Fits his pattern of cosplaying as antifa while spamming #fediblock

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@boxofdelights@wandering.shop That's too bad. It's always a gamble. I'm in Oregon near the coast and I planted tomatoes in mid April. It worked this year, they're doing amazing, but last year we had a large snowstorm at roughly the same time. It's not like we get much snow overall, but it can happen if the conditions are right from October, all the way through April. I roll the dice because it's worth it when it works.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@OohOkayKay@beige.party Honestly, I'm not even tracking it. I did some major changes this year, but most of the expensive items should last for multiple years, like the deer fence and the irrigation system.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@landley@mstdn.jp May these kids grow up to be the kind of people who sabotage license plate readers! 🙏🏼
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@bucknam@mastodon.social Years back, I decided to solve my guitar pick problem. I bought a gross of my preferred pick (don't ask me why that's the quantity, but that's how Dunlop sold them) and an extremely ugly thrift store bowl. I have occasionally added a dozen of this or that I decided to try, but that's where they go. While they do scatter, they also go back into the bowl sometimes. Also, that's a vintage Coricidin bottle and while I'm no slide virtuoso, Duane Allman was right about them. It's perfect.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@violetmadder @weyoun6 That's the key. First they have to break it, then they make the case that it can't be fixed so it might as well go away.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@notyourfanboy Well, they all seem to be AI pilled, which seems to be shaking out as Nazi-adjacent at least. Close enough for nose punching.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago

@heyitsluna@critter.cafe @feditransparency@mstdn.ca
I did. I looked at the local version on .au and it's more obvious.

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago

Grabbing some dinner, and I just overhead a woman talking about, "working" on her tan...

That's still a thing?

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago

@ShadowPlay@nerdculture.de
...and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago

@frenchguy@sakurajima.moe
Yes, congratulations on creating another account for us all to block.

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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@eff@mastodon.social Like, seriously... Michael fucking Bloomberg shouldn't get to use his personal war chest to buy legislation across the country, requiring spyware in everyone's 3d printer.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@dfgomes@mastodon.social @alex@pawb.fun Hiding your bigotry behind scripture doesn't make it okay.
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The Great Llama :fuck_verify: @TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago

Bro, you ain't slick.

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