Rob Vincent 🎙️

Who called it "automated Mastodon post deletion" and not "toot decay?"

@realhackhistory@chaos.social @PogoWasRight@infosec.exchange Makes me yearn for the level-headed maturity of LOD vs MOD.

RE: https://masto.hackers.town/@OffTheHook/116966098394283405 Hey, my colleagues and I are live on the air!

The current image challenge posed by delightful Internet place #b3ta is to photoshop comedy characters into classic artwork. https://b3ta.com/challenge/comedyart/ For my entry I upgraded the #EdwardHopper painting "New York Movie" with a couple of #MST3K robot friends.

@fesshole@mastodon.social On the flipside, my wife and I broke the fart barrier very early in our relationship. We have always been and continue to be very comfortable with one another, and neither of us are offended by the other having a human body.

@anon_opin@mastodon.social It's not the original being unknown that gives you the right to paint over it, it's the fact that you bought and own it which gives you the right to paint over it. You can do what you like with your stuff. And I say this as an obscure painter. I'd be endlessly amused to learn that one of my works out there in the world has been creatively remixed somehow.

@weirdestate Built in 2025, but 314 days on Zillow. Someone went to all the trouble and expense of making this place happen, and then immediately realized "fuck this crazy house, I can't live here, someone please buy it from me."

@Chloeg @sarahdalgulls It's by a Palantir employee. https://www.keyana.io I suppose working there does qualify someone as an expert on how and why things are getting fucking worse all the time.

@CppGuy@infosec.space @fesshole@mastodon.social Maybe they were shagging on the beach and the sand got everywhere.

Will I see any of you at the screening of the Joybubbles documentary on May 2nd in Queens, New York? https://movingimage.org/event/joybubbles/ #Joybubbles #JoeEngressia #Phreak #Phreaking #Documentary #MuseumOfTheMovingImage #MOMI

@independentpen@mas.to @vagina_museum@masto.ai It's a meme based on the phrase fitting perfectly into the classic TMNT theme song. https://xkcd.com/1412/ There's a generator for it. http://glench.com/tmnt/

@RickiTarr@beige.party It makes me feel measurably better about the world to know that this is happening somewhere in it.

RE: https://masto.hackers.town/@OffTheHook/117005728826788806 Hey, we're live on the radio over here!

@sheepfilms@mastodon.social Excellent!

@Unlikelylass @NanoRaptor This is a bit like when I first began watching the show on PBS as a young kid in the 1980s. They showed the stories in jumbled order, so it took me ages to figure out that all the different guys called "Doctor" I saw from week to week were supposed to be the same character.

@acarsdrama@live.acarsdrama.com https://youtu.be/Bbv5B71KmkA?t=40

@jalefkowit Holy fuck, this whole story.

@volt4ire@mastodon.social Which I most recently heard as a Helen Keller joke.

@coleens_@infosec.exchange Where's Rockapella when you need them?

@RyeNCode@mstdn.ca @gilahava704@masto.hackers.town @fesshole@mastodon.social I knew this rang a bell, and picked through some ancient folders of random downloads to find this. https://drive.proton.me/urls/5SJC6Z8BGG#TFTFBzlBX0fa No idea what it's from!

@rdm@aus.social @weirdestate@eigenmagic.net Also, all that complex decorating all throughout the place but their bathroom mirror is just a loose pane of glass haphazardly propped up on the sink.

@Infrapink@mastodon.ie @fesshole@mastodon.social Home of very uncomfortable situations involving little pointy figurines.

@annaleen@wandering.shop Holy shit! :cyber_heart_sparkle:

@benbrown@masto.hackers.town What the crap?! I haven't picked up a Reader's Digest in ages (my childhood doctors whose waiting rooms stocked them have likely been dead for a long time) but I thought I remembered it being not stupid.

@TerryHancock @MAL0k @benroyce It could just be they turned the video backward but left the audio running forward.

@drahardja@sfba.social @mastodonmigration@mastodon.online Thanks for this! I've shared it over on Lemmy. https://lemmy.world/post/46804071

@zebulonmysterioso@mas.to @lunarloony@dosgame.club @anon_opin@mastodon.social I'm baffled by bevelled bezel babble.

@fesshole@mastodon.social Always remember: if you see someone stealing food, no the fuck you didn't.

@Lana@beige.party Hooray, I was right!

@anon_opin@mastodon.social Maybe it's more of a Fedi thing, but I've found some really good follows in these comments. I can only imagine the situation is worse on the other platforms where these bots post.

@lockelyfox Awesome! So glad one found its way to you. Thanks for the update!

@valentine@flickering.style I feel like I now know you just a little more completely. :blobthumbsup:

@benbrown@masto.hackers.town Brilliant!

@futurebird@sauropods.win Dammit! I'm sorry. I go to a lot of screenings at this museum, and I don't think I've ever seen one fully sold out before!

@yaelwrites Brilliant!

@jeffowski@mastodon.world This appears to be the source: https://www.facebook.com/thethinker42/posts/10164190619138700/

@johnefrancis@cosocial.ca @fesshole@mastodon.social Folks love a sexy 'boner.

@Wifiwits@infosec.exchange @anon_opin@mastodon.social I love this!

@luraichu@wetdry.world @OffTheHook@masto.hackers.town I love this so much! :heart_cyber:

(This one's a thinker.)

@gilahava704@masto.hackers.town :flan_guns:

@Ashedryden@xoxo.zone This is absolutely heartbreaking. She will be terribly missed.

@fesshole@mastodon.social All well and good until you're arrested because according to the data, you snuck out in the middle of the night and shagged your neighbor's tabby.

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange @LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt I'd be interested to see the numbers from around ten years ago, after nationwide Marriage Equality and before Trump gave bigots permission to stop holding back and openly be assholes once again.