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Our cat spent the whole day staring at our sand bed and now we know why. It‘s the tiniest little weasel fellow living there. 🥰 #naturephotography #photography #nature

One could somehow argue that our cat made this. She is really talented and craftsy. #catsofmastodon #cats #patchwork #sewing

Fedi-Clickbait: There was an unattended cake and you won‘t believe what happened next… #cats #catsofmastodon

@BlumeEvolution@digitalcourage.social Die „gabs früher auch“-Fraktion wird meistens nachdenklich, wenn ich frage, wie oft und ab wann sie früher hitzefrei hatten. Oft erinnern sie sich an 3-4 Tage im Sommer, gefolgt vom Einwand, dass das heute nicht mehr so geht, weil die Jugendlichen ja dann den halben Sommer hitzefrei haben müssten…

My wife wanted a frog in the garden - not sure what that says about me fairy-tale wise. Anyway, we dug a small pond, water plants and all and now after some time, lo and behold, we finally got a live froggo 😊 If anyone points out that frogs don‘t have fur and ears and this might not be frog after all, I will block them! #gardening #pond #frog #frogwithears #notashrew

Fake sheep fur make cat goof and human ouch #catsofmastodon #caturday #cats

This is my chair, go find another one. #catsofmastodon #cats

@maxleibman Their agentic AI has probably already infiltrated the media. Maybe on this monday morning only 5 people on the planet are working at all, we‘ll never know.

Sorry for spamming my own post, but now we‘re at two adults and one cat… I think we‘re going to adopt this one, need a name for it. #cats #catsofmastodon #butterfly

@BlumeEvolution@digitalcourage.social Das Problem ist politischer Wille und hängt an wenigen Akteuren und viel Lobbyismus. Ich kann verstehen, dass Netzausbau, Instandhaltung und Umbau teuer sind. Auch ordentliche Gewinne stehe ich den Energieunternehmen zu. Aber solange Netzbezug von Strom 5x teurer ist wie die Netzeinspeisung bleibt am Ende des Tages einfach der Geschmack von modernem Raubrittertum. Es muss leichter werden, sich als private Stromerzeuger lokal in Genossenschaften zu organisieren, sonst bleiben wir ewig Spielball großer Energiekonzerne.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange No robot vacuum? That sheep will do…

@book And somewhere a really unhappy smol pirate is missing a wooden leg, sadly going "awwwwwrrrr"...

@Alice @deirdrebeth @mhoye @Jeanniewarner @StillIRise1963 @AnarchoNinaWrites @TheBreadmonkey Where can we buy tickets? 😂

@linuzifer Ha! Your account hasn’t even been verified by a mastodon admin! This is a scam!

@n0toose You´ll never know what you´re missing. I´m running on JavaScript the whole day long and couldn´t feel more European and included! Somedays it´s a bit wonky and I don´t quite funct

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social Oh FFS…what‘s next? Breaking news: in a surprising twist Reflect Orbital announced their satellites themselves will not be solar but rather nuclear powered. „By using nuclear power we make sure our totally safe satellites keep working just as long as the sun. Check out our lifetime-subscriptions at 20% off for early investors.“

@LRRRonEarth So, what personal information do you need to verify my account? My visibility is so restricted that my cats ignore me!!!

@SmudgeTheInsultCat So…picture of cat in a bookshelf, bag of catfood, cat, cat. I don‘t understand the concept…

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Hope you consider this toot a sufficient engagement…I just googled Myra Hindley 😬

@NatureMC@mastodon.online @Mendie_Taoma@tech.lgbt @SecureOwl@infosec.exchange Our amateurish european heat doesn‘t qualify for viewing the announcement.

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I should know better by now than checking for new posts while working, this was actually not easy to explain to my co-workers…anyway really haunting performance.

@ewen @artemis I remember the outcry back then; journalists fearing „embedded“ meant, they couldn‘t move and report freely any more. It was about the same time killing journalists and bombing hospitals was being frowned at but slowly becoming mainstream.

@BlumeEvolution@digitalcourage.social Alles Gute und viele weitere gemeinsame Jahre!

@kibcol1049@mstdn.social The same LLM probably takes 2 seconds to write an appeal and as soon as people figure it out this is going to be another case of „Claude please turn these bullet points into a mail…Claude please summarize this mail in 2-4 bullet points…“.

@peter@thepit.social @kibcol1049@mstdn.social Thanks for the info. So it´s just about speed. I asumed it was an LLM to make it easier for the insurance company to deflect responsibility.

@VoiceofDuum @swoonie Had I kown this, I would have never bought into solar panels! But mainbeam media and big sun will not tell you about this. And of course the extended warranty won’t be covering shit in two billion years either. I‘m so pissed right now!!!

@avatastic@avatastic.uk Now you’ve done it! We are frolickemies!

@ElGrossKotzo @derpostillon Plankton war der griechische Philosoph, keine Ahnung warum das immer verwechselt wird...

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Wow, thanks. I really needed this 😂

@sortius @TheRaDR Aren‘t there always at least two wrong solutions to any dilemma? edit: just saw the rest of the thread, thank your for sharing it.

@mayintoronto @jenniferplusplus I was just laughing while reading this as my wife made me a sandwich (bc I forgot to have breakfast), which she didn‘t have to bc she already is my most favorite person among all (my other two most favorite persons are cats). What are the odds, and is telepathy a thing?

@LRRRonEarth Damn. My hopes of mastodon-certified influencer stardom are gone. Gonna keep posting cat-pics though. No one can stop me.

@maxleibman Doesn‘t LinkedIn also install spyware for your browser? You definitely are onto something and you know too much…but who am I to say? Certainly not a spy, because I‘m not even on LinkedIn!

@futurebird@sauropods.win These choices are legit super-hero stuff, I´m team Green Meowtern.

@ghostrunner@hachyderm.io Back then the Epstein files didn´t exist...

@reverseics@infosec.exchange My dance routine every monday at work…

We now have progressed to two adults watching the butterfly for 30 mins. and feeding it water. A perfect sunday so far. #butterfly #nature #insects

@myerman@turtleisland.social @Nonilex@masto.ai A razor wouldn‘t survive the first couple of feet, a knife would be dull pretty fast. This isn‘t done with a pocket knife while happily gallivanting along the pool, it takes time and some strength. Either this whole story is bullshit and some really unlucky person will end up in prison on fabricated claims, or some terrorists hacked the surveilance cameras, entered the pool and managed to scuba-dive the whole lenght with rebreathers and a couple of spare knifes. I wonder what‘s more likely…

@eclectech@things.uk If the Airbnb owner uses it themselves, they‘re on a staircation?

@sundogplanets@mastodon.social Apologies for being sarcastic, but I´m getting to a stage in life, where reflecting (yeah, I know) on my own mortality and life-span sometimes has a calming effect. I mean I´d still rather be a cool elven character, but being a vampire certainly is loosing its appeal.

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Happy to hear you had a great night despite the scorching heat and even got some brilliant ideas along the way. Like any typical german I am well known for my disinterest in soccer and beer, but I think you are onto something with these belly dancers. Why not allow other teams too? It must make sense of course - a pole dancer or ice-hockey team would be to static. But break-dancers or mimes? Who wouldn’t want a match of the german Sad Honking Clowns vs. the english Big Axe Lumberjacks?

@mjdxp@labyrinth.zone @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social Drova seems like a great game if you‘re into retro RPGs. I‘m still in the tutorial/intro but I quite enjoy it so far.

@quasirealsmiths@beige.party @theropologist@beige.party Oh noes! Does that mean that by boosting I henceforth partake in cult-like activities?