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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷

@rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
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Everything is prefigurative, somebody must've said that too, we probably repeated it…

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Lower Lea / Thames estuary

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CN: Pottymouthed! Töpfchen Mund!

#ProfilePic: Is that really a blue tick / 'ne blaue zecke? No, not right now it's not, we're spending far too much time having fun and getting grimy at the boatyard

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Joined November 10, 2023
Footie:
#TeamMelli #BoycottReebok #showIsraelTheRedCard | #ClaptonCFC | FCSP FCSP1frn FCSPinternational fallout
Politics:
No CWs for eg #UKpolitics: they're letting our world burn, collateral damage comes with the territory
#Buchempfehlung:
The Diseconomics of Growth, H.V.Hodson (1972)
Proudly:
un-British. Fuck yous you're all the same Andy & Keef! 'Hate marcher' according to Fräulein Cruella Bravermann, 'hijacker of our streets, hostile to our values' according to Little Richie. 'Gloomadonpopper' according to BoJo The Clown.… Woke ultra.
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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Thought for the day: #YouveGotToBinItToWinIthttps://mastodon.social/@CableSt/116894639208158346
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Chris McCabe
@CableSt@mastodon.social
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mastodon.social

Chris McCabe: "" - Mastodon

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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@selzero@syzito.xyz Splitter!
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Bin it to win it, etc, etc, etc... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/farage-count-binface-manifesto-clacton-37481157 #UKpolitics
Count Binface's manifesto for Farage battle - arcade grabbers to loud exhausts
Daily Mirror

Count Binface's manifesto for Farage battle - arcade grabbers to loud exhausts

Clacton by-election Count Binface has set out his manifesto in the battle for votes against Nigel Farage - saying Wayne Rooney should be a Eurovision pundit and pledging not to accept £5m gifts from crypto tycoons

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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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And so, quite a fair bit of this sort of thing happened earlier. #RenatureLdn pp @ReNatureLdn@ecoevo.social
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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And to spice it up a bit, gratuitous pic of a couple of cayenne chillies in pots, one not exactly thriving but bearing a first fruit nonetheless. #allotment
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@feorag@wandering.shop @pndc@social.treehouse.systems high time for a Cluedo renaissance?
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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¡Que Viva España! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pqsR0l16pc #WC #NoPasaran

Christy Moore - Vive La Quinte Brigada (Official Live Video)

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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@AnachronistJohn@zia.io @StaceyCornelius@zeroes.ca +1 for iFixit, always first port of call.
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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Been practising and everything on the #allotment - @ReNatureLdn@ecoevo.social in the east? Or better - downriver (to get all Iain Sinclair about it).
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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And now, the cat's out of the bag. And the lizards are coming! https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/hackney-marshes-habitat-creation-tickets-1996092454264 #HackneyMarshes #HARP #RenatureLdn@ReNatureLdn@ecoevo.social
eventbrite.co.uk
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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@selzero@syzito.xyz just raised the water level in what had been the 'nursery pond' by about 15cm. No carp though, a bit too small for that sort of thing. All done before the heat kicks back in. #allotment
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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So very much looking forward to seeing the drone footage of @ReNatureLdn@ecoevo.social's little intervention in the afternoon heat here this afternoon. #RenatureLdn
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@Hypatia@norden.social Oh. Yes we can. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/11/world/europe/eurovision-israel-gaza-netanyahu.html @OneInterestingFact@mastodon.ie
nytimes.com
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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@selzero@syzito.xyz might Gramsci dissent though? #Monsters
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@Broadfork@mastodon.green Maybe the Lower Lea Valley really is #Zone10a. @laurenheywood@social.ds106.us#Allotment
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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¡Las Malvinas son Argentinas! As is that place in the #WC final (much to the chagrin of those Lidl Ingerlunders). 🇦🇷
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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Morning coffee aboard someone else's. #boatyard
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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Prettige avond. #boatyard
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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27°C they say, we'll see. Lovely cooling stiff breeze yesterday, maybe less so today?
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@RadicalAnthro@c.im more and more of what we've been doing all along? maybe failing better and better all the time?
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
In this morning's 'Shabana Mahmood is awful' news: Shabana Mahmood is truly awful. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/shabana-mahmood-asylum-seekers-debt-37361073 #UKpolitics
Asylum seekers to be hit with £10,000 bill as radical shake-up unveiled
Daily Mirror

Asylum seekers to be hit with £10,000 bill as radical shake-up unveiled

Shabana Mahmood will set out her controversial Immigration and Asylum Bill - arguing asylum seekers should contribute to the cost of their support, a move charities have voiced their outrage over

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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@kbm0@mastodon.social not sure if you missed the point, that the immense expense would be new mayoral elections in either of London or Greater Manchester? And that mightn't wash too well… @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@selzero@syzito.xyz there were precisely 14 replies to this. To remedy that, he talks only about conservatives and neglects any mention of fence-sitting both-sidesing liberals.
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@selzero@syzito.xyz fly emirates?
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us bread and circuses, but we're gonna be running low on bread flour, plastic bags for our sarnies, tin foil (for the hats), nappies and toilet paper any day now
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us To quote a mate (who perhaps borrowed it): Economics is astrology for capitalists.
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@kbm0@mastodon.social @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us If either of Khan or Burnham is the answer then it's going to be extremely expensive?
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@AndyDearden@mastodon.green Precisely, and therefore unless there's planning permission it simply can't be paid (or it'd give a license if accepted?). BTW there are some residential moorings at Springfield Marina but it hasn't been made clear if Zack's was one of those? @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us @HarriettMB@toot.waleshttps://kolektiva.social/@rooftopjaxx/116555219567445101
kolektiva.social

rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷: "What a delicious little hit job. Now quite tempte…" - kolektiva.social

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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@otfrom@functional.cafe @PoliceStateUK@mastodon.me.uk Given the amount of very experienced shaken off fleas from 'Old Labour' now in Hackney Greens and the profiles of the various successful candidates there's some cause for cautious optimism and critical support here? https://www.hackneygreens.org.uk/candidates
Candidates 2026 - Hackney Green Party
Hackney Green Party

Candidates 2026 - Hackney Green Party

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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us @HarriettMB@toot.wales but does one even pay Council Tax on a non-residential mooring?
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@KimSJ@mastodon.social @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us gimps and simps
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@okwithmydecay@en.osm.town shortly to be followed by a whole new green council, eh?
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@tansy@wandering.shop 'terrorist' coz Palestine?
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@Broadfork@mastodon.green had no idea hawthorn came in pink
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
RE: https://toot.community/@MusiqueNow/116528032329100203 Can we call it Zackney soon?
toot.community
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@NatureMC@mastodon.online @simon_brooke@mastodon.scot Sorry to butt in but think you'll find it was the mice actually.
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 1w ago

So Manc Andy does the crocodile tears too?
#UKpolitics

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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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Thinking too that this evening around 8pm would be a good time to go blackberry picking on the way to the station going home. Apropos of nothing of course! 🇦🇷
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@afewbugs@social.coop @jubiloMX@thecanadian.social Chocolate mint.
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@adamgreenfield@social.coop did you read through the Hackney Greens manifesto yet? (Assuming you're this side of the border.)
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@RadicalAnthro@c.im well quite, but the night sky as we knew it has already been eradicated, as is well known.
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@typeswitch@gamedev.lgbt All Power To The White Mice.
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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#BoatyardBlues
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
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@RadicalAnthro@c.im they already did.
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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Goede morgen wereld. #boatyard
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
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@NatureMC@mastodon.online @simon_brooke@mastodon.scot iykyk #H2G2
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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But 90 years on from the Second Republic, or the coup that started the counter revolution, or whatever it was, gotta be rooting for Spain from the peace and quiet of the #allotment tonight, even if their flag is all wrong still. Also fuck that inexecrable goon of a president and chum of Musk who poses with a chainsaw.
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
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En een beertje om te ontbijten? Don't mind if we do. (And there's two more in the cool box. Also breakfast was a handful of blackberries straight off the bush on both the way out and the way back from the shop.) #boatyard #BoatyardBlues
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rooftopjaxx 🏴‍☠️ 🎏🇮🇷 @rooftopjaxx@kolektiva.social
· 5mo ago
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@msbellows@c.im @GottaLaff@mstdn.social Is this just too intriguing to be left in the new nazi bar? https://archive.ph/grCP7
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