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Rockmaster Mike

@rockmastermike@beige.party
mastodon 4.7.3
  • Open on beige.party

This animal may enjoy roaming and grazing, but likely engages in screaming and spitting

440 Followers
237 Following
40 Posts
Joined January 24, 2025
Title:
Bourbon Abyss Screamer
Life Goal:
Tiki Blimp Pilot
How it's going:
"flowers on my dick and bees all around" - Traditional Greek Complaint
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago

My head hurts and I’m mad at the government. Clearly I need a ballroom

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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@grickle he does now!
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Irenetherogue gotta say I’d love to show solidarity but working at a nonprofit social services agency pretty much means it’s probably solidarity to just show up as usual It’s a shame too cause I could sure use a few days off
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@Alice that thing is kind of awesome. they should smooth the pipes out and let people slide through on days it's at low flow
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Alice blessed are the curmudgeons for they will tell the asshats to STFU
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 7mo ago
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@adhdeanasl@beige.party @RickiTarr@beige.party Operation Epstein Shield - A Pre-Emptive Defensive Operation
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@ombialik some other writers i know here are @OohOkayKay, @abetterjulie but some other nice people are @adhdeanasl @SRDas @the_etrain @Wallflower @vlrny @APBBlue @JustFrank @Alice @aliceamour @catsalad also following hashtags is the best way to find people who post on subjects
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago

re: last boost. it's true alt text is hella useful for anyone even with perfect vision who maybe needs help getting the joke or recognizing someone in the picture.

as a geezer myself with some face recognition trouble i do appreciate a lot when people put in some names in the alt text if needed.

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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago

go figure. turns out having a couch humping fraud show up and campaign for him didn't work

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c2d8zw2d3rkt

Viktor Orbán ousted after 16 years in power as Hungarian opposition wins election landslide
BBC News

Viktor Orbán ousted after 16 years in power as Hungarian opposition wins election landslide

Opposition leader Péter Magyar defeats Europe's longest-serving leader, promising closer EU ties and an anti-corruption drive.

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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@QueenOfCoffee this is both really sad and kinda funny at the same time
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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Nora came to us today via the Humane Society. Nico is our lovely 9 year old
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Wallflower@beige.party this is all making me want to watch To Live and Die in LA again.
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@adhdeanasl well now. 😳
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 3mo ago
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@aliceamour@beige.party love that show
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@AskPippa interesting. I'm skeptical about this though. it does not help that cbs news (a formerly trusted organization) has been fully compromised by the current administration 😡
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 3mo ago
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@SecureOwl@infosec.exchange The horror... The horror...
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@culturednyc i use a Subsonic server for the collection because it handles everything by folder (it expects artist/album/track) and not the screwy metadata which i've never had time to correct. it presents a decent web interface for users, with its own player and stuff. been using that for a decade now. on the phone i have an app that interfaces to it and can handle folder or metadata searching but i mostly just use folder mode. subsonic is an open source thing and there are forks of it with different stuff. i also use miniDLNA server on that thing, it also allows a folder interface for any client that can do DLNA (my playfi audio unit on the stereo) (the server itself is Freebsd)
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@culturednyc meanwhile every jackass is standing in the isle like it's gonna make the capsule open the door faster
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social @farah@beige.party exactly! we don't have to agree or even believe everything posted here. But, reasonable people know when to mind their own damned business. I'm reminded of the very very wise man who whenever he was asked a question he answered with "that ain't none of my business" or "that ain't none of your business". except on the very rare occasion when it was.
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@chad this really is an impressive display. the layout is logical, intuitive, and easy to read. very nicely done
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 4mo ago
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@meadow@lgbtqia.space @vlrny@disabled.social been there. its literally all you can do. Glad you made it
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Wallflower@beige.party its fantastic!
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Wallflower@beige.party All night long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXGuaRWPZJo

Koko Taylor & Little Walter • “Wang Dang Doodle” • 1967 [Reelin' In The Years Archive]

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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@halfwitamerican@beige.party @Wallflower@beige.party oh great now I'll have this song stuck in my head. it predates the emoji by decades but this guy knew exactly what it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkbvu1UdNmA

Eggplant

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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Wallflower@beige.party lol naw it's just a song that's been stuck in my head on and off for many many years. it's been covered by many artists because we all gotta WANG DANG DOODLE
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Wallflower@beige.party you're definitely wanging chung tonight!
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@Wallflower@beige.party @adhdeanasl@beige.party I miss schitts creek so much
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@MizFidd@beige.party uh oh
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@AskPippa@c.im you can try that but I don’t think it redirects sms. Also you can run into difficulties with the emergency services settings
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@quaap *shart noise*
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@culturednyc@mastodon.social i won't spoil it but it was a "holy crap" moment for sure
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@culturednyc@mastodon.social that film has one crazy ending
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 7mo ago
@Buster "drink my blood" = wine. "Eat of my body" = bread it all fits
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@SRDas@mastodon.online Al Pastor!
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@AskPippa@c.im it works? AWESOME! that’s good to know that also redirects sms messages too. Noted for future reference!
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@lilithsaintcrow@raggedfeathers.com and tuesday and monday and thursday and friday and saturday and sunday too
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@AskPippa@c.im aw hell. theres no simple work around for that. the only way to avoid this would have been in advance turning on a 2fa method using one of the code-generating apps (they all use the same math so you can pic an app and use it for everything). or YUBIkey nfc keys work too. there's also 'backup codes' you can download and save in a file to make sure you're not locked out.
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Rockmaster Mike @rockmastermike@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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dammit every time I visit that site I instantly lose an hour just touring around
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