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Noam writes

@noam@libranet.de
friendica 2026.08-rc-1600
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About:
I'm an environmentalist by day, and a queer storyteller and writer by night. I'm interested in communities and alternatives to capitalism. I'm hoping to lure friends over from facebook. I like board games and broccoli, scifi and fantasy.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@protonprivacy I'd like to see more development for Linux. VPN is a good start. But considering a lot of your customers are trying to move away from certain companies, please do more, e.g., Proton Drive for Linux, and separate apps for mail and calendar.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Buster@woof.group @qurlyjoe@mstdn.social Gay Positioning System? Makes you think... 😆
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@MicroSFF@mastodon.art I wonder who the driver is. At least they parked their dragon properly. 🙂🐉
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 4mo ago
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@alter_kaker@hachyderm.io Hope it gets better soon. Were you lifting all of Rashi's books at once? (Trying to work out the Jewish relevance...)
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 4mo ago
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@redfern@wandering.shop Congratulations. Also, kinda creepy.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@druid@toot.wales Here's hoping Reform crash and burn in the councils they control, so people aren't tempted again.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@redfern@wandering.shop I know older people who have a strong reaction to the word queer, as they were bullied with it when they were younger. I respect it if people don't want to use the word to describe themselves, as long as they don't stop others from using it.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@nlowell@indieauthors.social When I saw the question, I read (past tense) it as read (present tense).
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art Defo a natural smile on my face as I read this. 😆
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Paul@hades.town Well done! TIL the word 'coldframe'.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@the_roamer But will consistency always be a sin, or will that change? 🧐
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
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@Cat_LeFey@pagan.plus River, officially. But there are some bits that are boggy and might be slightly closer than the river. Especially after heavy rain.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Unixbigot Wondering if the void spontaneously created a cup of anti-sugar in the process. Or would that be an anti-cup of sugar? 🤔
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
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@druid@toot.wales Level 3000, you say. Well, I'll see y'all in a couple of weeks. I've got balls to play with. 😆
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@NWengrov@tooot.im
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Cat_LeFey@pagan.plus 😮 At least there's enough car showing so you know which one it is. I've heard stories about people digging cars out of the snow only to find it wasn't their car. I almost feel guilty that it was warm enough here to cycle in shorts this morning. I mean, I wore a fleece and gloves, but my legs were warm enough.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 7mo ago
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@MicroSFF "Well, if I sleep for a hundred years at least my evil boss will be gone. And my in-laws." [100 years later] "Oh shit, my boss and my in-laws were in the willow too!"
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
I wonder why it was cheap. Maybe the previous owner painted a fortune and had no further use for it.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
"So, we're all agreed about the new firebreaks? We'll cut two new roads through the forest, which should help prevent any fires from spreading." "One more thing," said the ranger. "We must visit the dryads first and ask their permission." "Dryads? Spirits of the trees?" "Yes. They've been protecting the forest for thousands of years." "Won't they oppose cutting down any trees at all?" "Don't be silly. They'll tell us which trees we are allowed to cut down." The ranger looked around the room at the surprised faces. "Ignoring them is how we got into this mess." #wss366 #visit #microfiction #environment
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago
Replying to
Good choice! Calling yourself stupid is just silly. 😘
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago

The shuttle cruised smoothly on autopilot, heading down towards the planet. Less than an hour to go.

Grek'x listened silently to my 20th century earth music compilation. But when Creedence Clearwater Revival began singing, his six eyebrows (if that's what they are) crinkled.

"Strange words: I wanna know, Have you ever seen the rain."

"Coming down on a sunny day," I completed. "Do you mean it's strange to think about rain on a sunny day? Earth weather can be variable."

"No, I meant the idea of seeing the rain," Grek'x replied.

"I guess when the rain is coming down it's hard to see it," I said, wondering about the weather on his homeworld. "But you can always see it bouncing in puddles or rolling down windows."

All of his eyebrows stretched out straight. "Do you mean you can see water?!"

"Well… yes. Can't you see it? Like in rivers or lakes? In a glass?"

"No, water is completely invisible," he said. "You're a more interesting species than I thought."

#microfiction #water

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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago

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"You stole the prince's bejewelled crystal eggs?! Why would you do such thing?"

"Boredom. The queen's holiday speech was going on forever, so I sneaked round the back of the hall. The eggs were on display and unguarded."

Loud shouts startled us.

"We'd better run, the guards are coming, and they don't sound happy. This isn't what I meant by joining the Easter egg hunt!"

#MicroFiction #MastoPrompt #boredom

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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
My condolences and warm hugs. 💔
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@novarivera@mastodon.social @protonprivacy@mastodon.social *yawn*
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 3w ago
Mouse thought he'd be the first in the tree fort when he climbed up early one morning. But Tru was already there, hanging something large on a branch. "Hi Tru! What's that?" "Wind chimes." The pendulum swung in the wind and played several metallic notes. They sounded like little gongs. "Won't that make our fort easier to find?" "Maybe. But it's not really hidden. Anyway, they were my grandmother's. She died last month." "Oh… I'm sorry." Mouse wasn't sure if he was saying the right thing or apologising for not knowing what to say. "My mother said the wind chimes' sound is my grandmother looking after me from heaven." Just then a strong gust of wind past through the trees and the chimes sounded loudly. "Wow! Your grandmother really loves you!" #MastoPrompt #microfiction #chime
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
She should also have the "silence bard" skill. When talentless musicians are just annoying the crowd, a flick of the hand and no one can hear them anymore. 😎
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@asakiyume "My kid is an honours student at Starfleet Academy" was just confusing.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 3mo ago
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@novarivera@mastodon.social @XNHQ@mastodon.social @protonprivacy@mastodon.social *Yawn*
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@protonprivacy@mastodon.social Nice one.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@MicroSFF@mastodon.art I'm trying to get my head round this. I think you mean the message is about an earth lottery? But arriving a few years too late to be useful.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 2mo ago
Replying to
"We assumed you'd all be digital in the galactic commons. Shouldn't you be stopping deforestation on whatever planet supplies all your paper?"
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Sadly, it brings the 'Whitlingham Whiff'. #SixWordStories [This is from last year, but it's turned up again this week: eveningnews24.co.uk/news/25123… ]
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@wordsmith Mine is Breccia.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago
Replying to
I have definitely experienced this type of thing. I usually put it down to memory being imperfect (which is true for everybody). But sometimes... Who knows?
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@MicroSFF Very clever!
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Very nice. 🦊😎
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
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😯
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 7mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.art
@MicroSFF@mastodon.art ... unless your fears are gaining wait and rotting your teeth. 😉
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago
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Can't lie, but can avoid answering a simple question. 😉
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@TheEjj I'm interested if still appropriate. Only saw this yesterday. It seems libranet.de and mastodon.social don't federate well.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Bluebells. The bluebells are out in force, including in the little wood near me, and in the local park. 😎
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
New skills: avoid spillage, repel drunkards, mix troll cocktails...
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@rob@toot.chez.gay Congrats! 🤠💫🌈✨🎉🎉
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago

Latest from Private Eye.


#war #trump #netanyahu #humour #PrivateEye

Peace talks latest: Trump asks, "How about peace?" Netanyahu answers, "No"

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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@liztai@hachyderm.io It makes a nice change to see Chinese propaganda instead of Western propaganda. Oops, I meant perspective, not propaganda, of course.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 7mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.art
@MicroSFF@mastodon.art "You'd both rather be kissing each other than fighting."
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@XNHQ@mastodon.social @novarivera@mastodon.social @protonprivacy@mastodon.social 'Yawn' meaning the nonsense about sponsoring nazis is ridiculous and untrue and shows you haven't actually looked into what proton does and who it gives money to, and it stops you from fighting the actual nazis, and really you're just being a troll. Peace out.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
True dat. #climatechange #climate #AIslop #AI
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 2mo ago
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@Gargron@mastodon.social Thanks! I saw this elsewhere. I didn't know they were on the fediverse.
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Noam writes @noam@libranet.de
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Whoa, you had tea? And you made it at home?!
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