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@aphyr@woof.group mr speaker the honourable member's engorged member will find attached a translation with British context that will absolutely not raise more questions than it answers.
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mastodon 4.7.2Jack aka Buster
Embracing the Dad vibe fully.
This account comprises: Golden Retriever (his name is Bailey), Queer Politics, Dom Top musings, in that order.
Moderator of woof.group.
'It is more important to be kind than it is to be right'
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Pecdaddy Gutpounder, on his trusty steed Squigward, taking battle to the TERFs.
In total, about 16 hours painting but much of that was making mistakes and learning how to do it better.
Ok shit just got real and I'm booked for next Friday to have my carpal tunnel surgery
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@aphyr@woof.group @deadliftbear@mas.to Clacton is the town. A 'by-election' is the formal term for an election that happens outside of the usual cycle. This one is happening because Farage doesn't want to be suspended following investigation for taking undeclared millions from foreign 'investors' so is quitting as an MP so he can restand for election immediately.
Its like quitting so you don't get sacked for gross misconduct only to apply for the job vacancy your resignation created.
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@theplaguedoc@glitterkitten.co.uk the one that's two hours late, look flustered and accept their gratitude for squeezing them in, and never let on that you were running 2 hours late in clinic.
I try not to mindless repost memes on here but it's been so long since i uncontrollably vocalised at an image
My boss keeps telling me we need to make sure our campaign messaging is in line with corporate and I'm wondering if I should tell him that the members I've empowered to run the campaign (in line with corporate expectations) want its slogan to be 'fuck you pay me!'?
Iran threatening the oil supply in retribution.
It knows the Emperor's position is weak, and the farseers of the Intelligence Guild see that it has the capability to destroy all.
The Emperor has no choice but to capitulate.
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world @Pikestreet@ohai.social @conchoid@mastodon.gamedev.place @Danpiker@mathstodon.xyz that image should prob have a content warning! Its quite a strong vestibular stimulus. I felt motion sick just seeing for a few secs.
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@FrazzledBrynn@glitterkitten.co.uk I have one of these on my work laptop and can attest to their excellence!
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@emilyenco@todon.nl I kinda want to see a Joe Kucan reveal in an episode of Drag Race now.
'Miss Vanjie, you have failed the brotherhood for the last time. In the name of KWEEN!(KWEEN LIVES IN DEATH!)'
[The Queen is handed a bullet with a single bullet in it. She looks horrified but places it her her chin and pulls the trigger. A tiny Nod flag with the word ZAPPO on it pops out and bonks her on the nose. She is led away to be dewigged]
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@irremeable@goblin.technology I'm not going to be able to jerk off for at least 2 weeks. This is going to be intense.