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Luke Harby
@lukeharby@infosec.exchange
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights.
🏴☠️ The guy that lost the Plymouth Open, twice!
🤖 I made this (now defunct) bot: @glyphbot@botsin.space
Avatar image description: Photograph of me looking very grumpy with downturned mouth, cropped more on the bottom than the top.
Header image description: A cropped image of the top of a sculpture by artist Tom Sachs. The sculpture shows a guillotine emblazoned with Chanel logo's and livery.
Formerly: @lukeharby@octodon.social
Formerly: @lukeharby@mastodon.cloud
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Joined March 07, 2025
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Is this meant to be C-Lang like a C language. I can only read it as Klang, like the studios where Kraftwerk recorded.
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Yesterday Jessica was watching a TV programme about hoarders, when they introduced an expert called Pfeffer.
I chipped in "He's a psychologist so he must be Dr. Pfeffer"
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RE: https://c.im/@shonin/117320955016427430
But the fridge has "learnt" which items you like to keep cool.
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"The refrigerator is dead": #Samsung 's #AI fridges shut down after update, causing outrage
https://www.notebookcheck.net/The-refrigerator-is-dead-Samsung-s-AI-fridges-shut-down-after-update-sparking-outrage.1406447.0.html
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Our lives are about to be irrevocably changed, we just bought an Air Fryer.
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@jwz@mastodon.social @docpop@mastodon.social
"We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act,"
What about catching the people who don't clear up their dog poop.
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@grahamdunning@post.lurk.org This is great. I had not heard of him. Currently the en Wikipedia page says he died on 26 July 2025 but the Czech version has it for this year.
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@Edent@mastodon.social @nlnet@social.nlnet.nl
Nice!
(Just had a chuckle at the readme on your gitlab)
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@grahamdunning@post.lurk.org I'm quite a fan of Yoshi Wada, don't know much else about Fluxus music.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@404mediaco/116998679708079397
Well played
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“They didn't understand it was satire in the beginning until the end,” Casa Grande, Arizona resident Jacob Petrosky told 404 Media. “They were not happy, they were very upset.”
https://www.404media.co/casa-grande-arizona-flock-city-council/
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@xyla@shitpost.trade @shadower@mastodon.social @rotopenguin@mastodon.social
It's pronounced "jalapeño" not "jalapeño".
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Lol I saw the retoot and was like "It's far too hot to put the oven on".
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A little while back Jessica and I decide to re-watch Better Call Saul.
And as we got towards the end we decided to rewatch Breaking Bad.
It reminded me that first time around we would try and binge watch episodes in the evening, but that we would have to stop after 3 or 4 as it got to be so intense.
And then more recently Jessica discovered some new content for Bluey on BBC. Those things are only 7 minutes long, but equally I can only handle 3 or 4 episodes in one sitting as they are also intense, albeit in a very different way.
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Thank you. Just went past it again on my way back from the dogwalk. Couldn't see the red dots you mention.
It is also quite hard to photograph, but I took some more. In the third you can see how the webbing seems to be over the browner leaves but has left the greener parts so far untouched.
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Ok it seems like I had the film tray in the wrong way around and it was covering a sensor hence the blown out, overexposed preview scan.
I need to try and remember this for next time.
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social 84K for this ditty
https://www.poetrynook.com/poem/twas-evening-november
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@neatnik@social.lol Gordon Bennet, when I read that it reminded me of that thing people would say in the 80's "Oh my mates brother heard it from a guy down the pub".
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I got my film/scans back from the lab and they came out really nice. I've got some white Malbec chilling in the fridgeTonight I will make Spanish rice with Merguez sausages (plus a fried egg on top).
#ThreeGoodThings #3GoodThings
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This is the funniest one I've ever gotten of these.
(A horseshit AI meusli to try and sell increased Instagram followers).
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@anon_opin@mastodon.social My friend was in a band that teetered into making it big. But he said "If your mates keep coming to your gigs eventually it gets embarrassing for them and embarrassing for you."
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@fraggle@social.coop 100% agree.
Always felt the Monster Raving party were absurdist for the sake of it. Like Monty Python.
Binface feels like he's holding up a mirror to the current politicians to reveal how hypocritical they are.
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Apologies in advance, I know it's probably not the right platform to do this but I am selling
Juergen Teller photography books
Woo! (massive)Vivienne Westwood Spring Summer 2008 (rare as far as I can tell)Zwei Schauferle mit Kloss und eine Kinderportion mit Pommes Frites (not rare but nice content)
All my listings are here:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?item=257658657741&rt=nc&_trksid=p4429486.m3561.l170197&_ssn=lukeharby
And they are all No Reserve, so you might get a bargain.
#Books #Sale #ForSale #PhotographyBooks #eBay
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@Bikil@mastoart.social Lovely toot. I hope you have an excellent day.
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@historyofpunkrock@sfba.social I've always loved the glazed look in Iggys eyes from this image.
Also only just saw the video for Lust for Life last week, it's an eye opener.
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Cleas Oldeburg, if you can hear me I need some inspiration.
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I should have a new contract starting soon (just going through onboarding currently)My silly art/photography/golf project is moving forwards. Hoping to debut it at Bound Art Book Fair, Manchester Oct 31/Nov 1I hit 54 yesterday. And it happens to coincide with my favourite time of year.
#3GoodThings #ThreeGoodThings
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social There was an amazing thread of screenshots from films showing hackers. Some were sensible but my favourite was the hacker trying to interrogate Windows Media Player.
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Hey #FediVerse I have a #Botany question.
This shrub is just up the road from me, I pass it on my dogwalk.
I think there are two species along the row, one of them seems to be almost entirely covered in webbing or what look like cobwebs. The webbing appears to be only on the more browned parts of the plant.
I've lived here almost 30 years and don't recall seeing this phenomenon. Or at least I think I don't.
Anyone know what this might be? My guess was that it's some form of protection for the plant against something.
And also if there is a specific hashtag to use let me know.
#Plants #Botany #PlantHelp #BotanyHelp
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"Waiting for Godot Jr"
-- I can't take credit for this joke
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