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@feliks@chaos.social cheese crackers, that's what I want from life
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mastodon 4.7.3makes way too dark photos, terse movie reviews, reply-guy, questionable humour, topic-wise all over the place but hardly any AI, USpol, linux. hasn't read the manual.
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the river Rhine is pretty dried up. due to the lack of rainfall in Europe it's less than half a meter deep right now. normal is about 3,20m. #kphoto
my favourite hirise apartment block in a pink glow
#kphoto
from now on it is strictly one in one out
my two cats miraculously decided to lie down next to each other, without any hissing and bloody noses. not since they were kittens. I was afraid my pounding heart would disturb them
#kcats
lately I saw the 15yo neighbour's girl being brought home by her gang at 2 in the morning. it was a group of 20 youngsters, but if I hadn't been smoking at the window I'd have missed it. no one was screaming or playing loud music. instead these all white wearing freaks hugged each other, smiled and talked softly. I heard from her mother that they're all excellent in school and very sporty, the little Riefenstahl clones. I think she's in a preppy cult. should I try deprogramming her with weed?
Public Image Ltd - The Order of Death
images from the 1990 scifi film Hardware
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_(film)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMaVIAlJlnw
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange @IanAMartin@thecanadian.social @cjust@infosec.exchange @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange
"Look at my cat, why can't I live like that?"
-- Lagwagon
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@bartholin@fops.cloud @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be
the smile could have been timed better with the synth drum hit, otherwise it's perfect
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@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social to be fair, ivy grows pretty fast. this wouldn't take more than one summer. https://social.cologne/@kolya/112927728938127285
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@grickle@mstdn.social During the day there were all kinds of expectations thrown at him. But what he did at night, no one gave a duck. "Moonlight bears freedom." he thought, confusing correlation with causation, but in a poetic way.
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@n_dimension@infosec.exchange I've been using hand-overs which the previous session generates and I then copy-paste to the new session. Or were you thinking of simultaneously running sessions?
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@AAKL@infosec.exchange @Futurism@flipboard.com
"Though the trigger-happy Border Patrol grunts evidently thought they were firing at drug-smuggling drones, their real target turned out to be a kids’ party balloon."
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@ElenLeFoll@fediscience.org that iMac is approaching his 30s. he's earned the right to be a hypochondriac sometimes.
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@marvinoppong warum nicht beides? Europa verliert den US-Schutzschirm und Dichter und Denker werden halt nicht die Pressefreiheit militärisch verteidigen
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@blobster@infosec.exchange after I told my roomie about this she quizzed the AI for a lost TV series of her own and found #Voyagers! again, a 1982 time travel series. looking forward to watching it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyagers
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@davep@infosec.exchange support your wife and buy a hail cannon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail_cannon
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@madcollector@retro.pizza I should also randomly end my statements with "Martin Luther King".
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Claude Fontaine - Cry for Another (Official Video)
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@davep@infosec.exchange just rained here as well, first time for weeks. sweet sweet water falling from the skies
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@HadasWeiss@mastodon.social I spent 3 minutes trying not to cringe at the vanity. I failed.
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@InsiderTreat I'm just a dandy of #shitpostmodernism. I dance on a volcano, because it's all I know and ever wanted
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@Thunfischer@pfalz.social ist das die "Rapture" auf die die Amis warten? was tut die in Thun?
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@kottke overstaffed & underfunded: investment returns on planet simulations in free fall
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@Thunfischer Hab etwas gebraucht um zu verstehen auf wen sich das "sie" bezieht. Der Alt-Text hat geholfen.
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@blobster@infosec.exchange I searched for this movie so long I began to think that I had dreamed it in the 90s. Today I described it to duckduckgo's AI-chat and it got it right immediately. Turns out I had seen it under a different name (MARK13).
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@blobster@infosec.exchange I remember waiting for the moment when in the intro of Once Upon a Time... Life a drawn naked girl was visible for a split second.
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@blobster@infosec.exchange I thought Wargames held up pretty well (maybe I'm just forever in love with Ally Sheedy). 
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@davep@infosec.exchange Ihr müsstet alle Deutsch sprechen, wenn mein Englisch nicht so ausgezeichnet wäre!
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@davep@infosec.exchange nice. reminds me how I read yesterday that a piss kink had become mainstream.
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@apilsetas this gives me flashbacks to my civilian service where I had to bring two old ladies (both well over 90) to their lunch and back home. one was a pietistic sourpuss, the other proudly dropped her empty beer bottle into the recycling container every day. they both hated each other, but both also wanted to hold my hand. we had several situations like this in public. #klife
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@blobster@infosec.exchange well it's downloaded so I'll soon be able to ruin another memory
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@anon_opin@mastodon.social a good time to calmly consider following the example of Adalbert Stifter