Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 1w ago Replying to @campuscodi@mastodon.social Two days until everyone becomes hyper aware of cybersecurity @campuscodi@mastodon.social but not hyper-aware of terrible acronym choices...
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 3mo ago Replying to @brucelawson@social.vivaldi.net I wouldn’t say that coprolite is my top favourite fossil, but it’s certainly a solid number two. @brucelawson@social.vivaldi.net You've been sitting on that one for a while, huh?
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @jerry@infosec.exchange @da_667@infosec.exchange but if it's actually airgapped, how can I make connections in and out??? That seems very inconvenient. Need to file a risk acceptance. @jerry@infosec.exchange @da_667@infosec.exchange Risk acceptance rationale: "Trust me bro"
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @nilsk@chaos.social <p>Wenn ich sehe, wie sehr die Regierung so aus den Fehlern der Vergangenheit gelernt hat.... Da kommt bestimmt bald eine Tankstellen-App von Smudo.</p> @nilsk Demnächst: Die Glucka-App, für alle Kraftstoffschlucker 🤣
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @spzb@infosec.exchange @icing@chaos.social back when we measured download speed in kbps (kitty bits per second) @spzb@infosec.exchange @icing@chaos.social *beans
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @jerry@infosec.exchange AI? In vim? Maybe it will help me exit now? @jerry@infosec.exchange Maybe we can contain AI with vim 🤔
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @Kugg@infosec.exchange @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange interesting topic, looking forward to read it. What is the most common cause for windows legacy? When it is plc/firmware/driver support how is this typically remediated? How are defenders of unsupported OS versions dealing with the vulnpocalypse? @Kugg@infosec.exchange @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange -Uptime is king, above all else -Vulns are often managed in ... creative ways. Physically segmented networks, data diodes, heck, I once had a site where we hotglued all unused ethernet ports.
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 4mo ago Replying to @js@mastodon.nl @zackwhittaker@mastodon.social So hackers/scammers/asshats are crafting messages (checks notes) to appear as if originated from malware/ransomware/scammer/asshat company Viboslop? Odd people. @js@mastodon.nl @zackwhittaker@mastodon.social when the legitimate messages look slopped/like malware, then malware has to look like it too
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @matildalove@wetdry.world instead of "autistic masking" it should be called cloaking. á la star trek. it eats a lot of power, you can't use all your systems while you're doing it, and you only ever need it to get through enemy territory alive @matildalove@wetdry.world AND it has been outlawed by the ones who can't/don't need to cloak
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @db@trains-official.eu <p><span>Soon at every train station: BahnServiceGPT<br><br>This way we can make our services worse while saving money</span></p> @db not sure about the "saving money" part 🤭
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io My toxic trait is that if there is a fancy cappuccino to be had in some repurposed industrial space in a rapidly-gentrifying neighborhood in any city, I will seek it out. @evacide@hachyderm.io sounds like a fulltime job 👀
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @mttaggart@infosec.exchange Lmaooo Using Chronicle increases risk to prompt injection attacks from screen content. For instance, if you browse a site with malicious agent instructions, Codex may follow those instructions. One wonders how many things it will OCR into a prompt injection. Utter clownshow of a technology. @mttaggart Counting the days until platforms like hackthebox tell you to "deactivate Recall/Chronicle before booting the VM"
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @inpc@go.mxtthxw.art <p>The reason AI is so sketchy is because some of you incorrectly identified motorcycles.</p> @inpc My proudest achievement
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 3mo ago Replying to @FlohEinstein@chaos.social Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Me: "Therefore, any sufficiently complicated technical problem is indistinguishable from a curse." #infosec #sysadmin #bofh @FlohEinstein@chaos.social aka printers.
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 3mo ago Replying to @JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange What would be your favorite "cantrip" class spell if you had magic? It doesn't have to specifically be in the D&D spell list, just something of that kind of power level. @JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange "Clean room"
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange I support this terrible habit by giving keynote talks. @evacide@hachyderm.io #Synergy 🤪
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @spaf@mstdn.social Asking AI to design my new playground hasn't started off too well. @spaf Flawless implementation of the Saw movies in the training dataset.
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 4mo ago Replying to @lenaonline@systemli.social LoL bei GPN Dating ist einfach keine Kategorie für straight dating vordefiniert und das find ich sagt ne Menge über die Veranstaltung aus :D :flag_rainbow: @pride@social.gulas.ch #gpn24 #gpn #gpn2026 @lenaonline@systemli.social @pride@social.gulas.ch Der thread unter "Hacker seeks Fun" ist grossartig 🤣
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 4mo ago Replying to @Sempf@infosec.exchange <p>Woo. Don't call AI agents "cron jobs" in a meeting of AI bros. They will throw you out the window like on that one web comic meme.</p> @Sempf@infosec.exchange *ahem* "cron SLOBS"
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @volktoday@bot.swiss.social <p>Der Röschtigraben soll UNESCO-Weltkulturerbe werden <a href="https://bot.swiss.social/tags/vote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>vote</span></a></p> @volktoday Gegenvorschlag: Der Röschtigraben soll Demilitarisierte Zone werden.
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @Viss@mastodon.social if you think azure is bad now, or ms products are bad now, imagine what happens when all the elder god types still there, who are barely keeping the ship afloat, all take this deal and bounce https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/23/microsoft-plans-first-voluntary-retirement-program-for-us-employees.html @Viss and then come back in 1-2 years as even more expensive consultants 🤣
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @ana@starlite.rodeo we need to figure out why everyone with ai psychosis becomes obsessed with spirals. it's really weird @ana@starlite.rodeo maybe we can ask Junji Ito as expert witness? 🤔
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @jerry@infosec.exchange <p>Due to ongoing pressure from governments globally, we are instituting an age verification program. Recognizing that it is not possible to confirm your age based on a picture of your face, we will instead be counting the number of rings you have. We understand this is the most accurate measure of age.</p> @jerry Only on my fingers or ... 😅
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @alexhaydock@infosec.exchange @phooky @da_667 @alexhaydock @phooky @da_667 🎶We didn't start the fire. 🎶
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @tobiasgies@chaos.social Wie jedes Mal, wenn es mich in die Bahn verschlägt, ist mir unklar wie Normalos das *ohne* https://bahn.expert machen. Danke für dieses großartige Tool, @marudor@chaos.social 🥰 @tobiasgies@chaos.social @marudor@chaos.social SBB App 😎
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @geheimorga@chaos.social <p>Die Strahlträgerschmelzindustrie ist beunruhigt</p> @geheimorga Das war alles die Hochhauslobby !11!elf!
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @whitequark@social.treehouse.systems <p>OH: "the term 'sloperator's fallacy' came to me in a dream and i think it's a cross between sunk cost and gambler's"</p> @whitequark with a healthy sprinkling of Dunning-Kruger
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @db@trains-official.eu <p>Power Word Kill :neocat_reject:<span><br>Power Word Zugausfall </span>:neocat_approve:</p> @db@trains-official.eu Power Word 365
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 1mo ago Replying to @saramg@fosstodon.org People: Sara, why did you retire from Software Eng in your 40s? Me: Gestures at this absolutely perfect encapsulation... @saramg@fosstodon.org Whhen all you have is a hammer...
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @wendynather@infosec.exchange #FensterFreitag @wendynather@infosec.exchange Linux Mint Fedora 😸
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @thomasfricke@23.social Artificial Ideocracy "Instead of shrinking components, manufacturers have been focused on developing new hardware that is tailored to AI. This has provided occasional incremental improvements in performance, but none has come close to keeping up with the exponential curve of AI’s increasing demands." "almost-religious conviction among many in Silicon Valley that something mindlike could arise from LLMs" https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/2026/07/generative-ai-engineering-disaster/687901/ #ai #aibubble #aibubbleburst #datacenter @thomasfricke@23.social you misspelled *Idiocracy* 🙃
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange They had better have chosen ACDC for the Australian emergency alert tone @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange "Thunderstruck" as the new AED tone
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 3mo ago Replying to @luxliquida@critter.cafe @munin@infosec.exchange I dunno... I think it's customary to include the birth date and death date on a tombstone, so 1776-2026 seems like a pretty reasonable thing to see everywhere @luxliquida@critter.cafe @munin@infosec.exchange In this context, 1776 might be more inception than birth 🤔
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange I have built a very unofficial penetration testing module for D&D 5e (Keys from the Golden Vault theme) and if anyone wants it please DM me, and I will send it to you! @hacks4pancakes As someone who has both played and DMed the campaign, I'm intrigued 😅
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Are you an Eagle Tactical Christian man who seeks both purity and a swole body through intense workouts free of temptation from the weaker sex? We are offering LustLock(TM) gyms and workouts where only holy, sanctified, purified manly men of manliness and solid faith work out. Join today! #EagleTactical Article: https://open.substack.com/pub/eagletactical/p/eagle-tactical-lustlock-mens-sanctification @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social My Leni Riefenstahl sense is tingling
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 3mo ago @evacide@hachyderm.io Outlier? Maybe. Alone? No. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7vtH6T1wU
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 3mo ago Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange The number of times I have been compared to Bernadette Banner is not small. @evacide@hachyderm.io I am not surprised.
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 4mo ago Replying to @doskel@masto.doskel.net ./configure affirmations: -you have jobcontrol -your fifos are usable -your implementation is ok -your sockets are usable -you are normal @doskel@masto.doskel.net "checking FAFO..."
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 1mo ago Replying to @jerry@infosec.exchange ok, now I'm going to need y'all to get off my lawn. @jerry@infosec.exchange *LAN
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 1w ago Replying to @s_unter@tech.lgbt Why are British men so hot? @s_unter@tech.lgbt climate change.
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 4mo ago Replying to @FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital #foxesInLove #comic Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/818860025519947776 Copyright: https://foxesinlove.net @FoxesInLove@social.neonpaws.digital Not a massive fan of "normal" but otherwise perfect 😸
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech To spell it out a bit more for those who need it: the AI bros don't *need* Codeberg. They are getting so angry just because someone is daring to tell them "no". Because someone is daring to dissent in a way that matters in some way, even if it's a small way. Because they are straying from the religion, and going against its dogma that "the AI future" is above questioning. Because they are feeling threatened by it, because it calls into question their own beliefs and whether they may have been wrong about them. @joepie91@fedi.slightly.tech Their beloved LLM didn't need consent to gobble up the internet, so why should they accept "no" as an answer? /s
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @socketwench@masto.hackers.town <p>Burnout is your mind trying to schedule maintenance.</p> @socketwench correction: stress is your body requesting preventative maintenance, burnout is your body enforcing corrective maintenance
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 4mo ago Replying to @blogwart@mastodon.social <p>Das nächste Opfer der Bundesregierung wird dann wohl der Datenschutz.</p><p>"Die strikte Durchsetzung des europäischen Datenschutzes verschließe 'den Markt für regulatorische Ideen' und sei nicht nur in diesem Sinne ein 'Innovationshemmnis'."</p><p><a href="https://www.golem.de/news/moritz-hennemann-koalition-einigt-sich-auf-neuen-datenschutzbeauftragten-2606-209513.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">golem.de/news/moritz-hennemann</span><span class="invisible">-koalition-einigt-sich-auf-neuen-datenschutzbeauftragten-2606-209513.html</span></a></p> @blogwart@mastodon.social Doppelt deprimierend, wenn man bedenkt, wo die DSGVO massgeblich herkommt (D/F)
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 4mo ago Replying to @moriel@chaosfem.tw <p>Well here's something that doesn't surprise me in the least.</p><blockquote><p>People with similar levels of autistic traits show greater social attraction to one another, and their brains synchronize in unique ways during active conversation. A recent experiment published in Biological Psychiatry suggests that social difficulties related to autism might be a problem of mismatched communication styles rather than an inherent social deficit.</p></blockquote><p>This matches with our own life experience very well. It is much easier for us to be social with other autistics than to do so with neurotypical people.</p><p><a href="https://www.psypost.org/brain-scans-reveal-how-people-with-autistic-traits-connect-differently/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">psypost.org/brain-scans-reveal</span><span class="invisible">-how-people-with-autistic-traits-connect-differently/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://chaosfem.tw/tags/Autism" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Autism</span></a> <a href="https://chaosfem.tw/tags/ASD" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ASD</span></a></p> @moriel@chaosfem.tw sounds like mutual and consensual unmaksing 🤔
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu Dear Migros, I know YOU are thinking "vacation" and "palm trees" with this ad, but, uh, nobody else is... @grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu oh, *someone* in that marketing team knew 😸
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @buttplugio@buttplug.zone on buttplug.zone @buttplugio@buttplug.zone The Adeptus Mechanicus approves
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @heckinteagan@infosec.exchange My random thoughts on AI: psychic hotlines were popular in the 90s @heckinteagan@infosec.exchange as were sexting hotlines
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 5mo ago Replying to @volktoday@bot.swiss.social <p>Für den Bau eines Fernwärme- kraftwerks über dem Bundeshaus <a href="https://bot.swiss.social/tags/CHvote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>CHvote</span></a></p> @volktoday *Biogasanlage
Open post Kluthulhu' XOR 1=1-- @kluthulhu@infosec.exchange · 2mo ago Replying to @maya@catgirl.global stock market: does not sell stock (the food kind) super market: is not in fact super (quality wise) hmmm - posted by maya @maya@catgirl.global wait till ,ou hear about Hundekuchen and Elfenbein.