@HackyScientress@chaos.social wha?
- posted by maya
Remote
551724 
(maya)
@maya@catgirl.global
sharkey 2025.4.7
## about us
maya (it/its): a machine (it beeps), and also a creature (θΔ)
- the use of "you" or other 1st/2nd/4th perspective forms of address is discouraged
kasha (she/her): fox creature
all: trans, enby, queer, poly, lesbian, autistic, much adhd, relationship anarchist
## <3
wifey of &{@ori@woem.men@catgirl.global (rest in peace, kitten - 2026-03-15), @jade@woem.men@catgirl.global, Inara, Ackja, Valerie, Qube, eclipse}
## description
famous tranny hacker
magical computer fucker-upper, occasional builder-booper ^^
they let this one do security and touch computers
instance administrator for catgirl.global and pixels.catgirl.global
vorstand for @uwuspace@catgirl.global
## of note
- 📸 we take pictures and post them at @maya@pixels.catgirl.global@catgirl.global
- uncontained infohazard
- jsfuck war criminal
- shark empress
- the "die peutsche dost" girl
- better known for other work
- the one-time high-pitched source of sound at GPN23
## quotes (devoid of context)
kinkpin of estrogen~ @ashlynbutgay@tech.lgbt@catgirl.global
a natural lesbian~ @q@glauca.space@catgirl.global
she f*cked the dye out of my hair~ unattributed
it being soft is a revolutionary act~ @q@glauca.space@catgirl.global
woman on paper, roomba in practice~ @ori@woem.men@catgirl.global
made me orgasm just by kissing~ @ori@woem.men@catgirl.global (Valerie)
you're lucky i don't have x-ray vision, otherwise you would have breast cancer~ @ori@woem.men@catgirl.global (Ackja)
formerly:
- 2022-2025: @AtomicMaya@tech.lgbt@catgirl.global
#noindex #nobot #nobridge
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pronouns:
it/its (fallback: she/her)
details:
27, EU (CH, Zürich), :flag_transgender:
compatible locales:
en_US, fr_CH, de_DE
EPVPN:
6298
signal (beep, meow, etc.):
maya.551724
--serial / --dollcode:
551724 / ▘▘▌▘▘▌▖▌▌▌▖▌
manufacturing gender since:
2023/06/02
follow request / flirting:
please have a bio / if not told otherwise
Replying to
@theresnotime@fox.nexus it certainly is tired of it, although in this case it would say that it is also somewhat dangerously precedented :(
- posted by maya
"no we're not doing a wifey of Theseus"
#oh #wifeyleaks
1312 [+0200] :Fire_LesbianAlt:
all creatures are beautiful
posted by kasha
alcohol ment.
1312 [+0200] :neofox:
all creatures are beautiful
- posted by kasha
1337 [+0200] :neobot_floof_cute:
bweee(h)p
- posted by maya
1312 [+0200] :Fire_LesbianAlt:
all creatures are beautiful
- posted by kasha
2337 [+0200] :neobot_floof_happy:
beep
posted by maya
2337 [+0200] :neobot_floof_cute:
beeep
- posted by maya
i have vague memories of university
... one of those vague memories is my knowledge
#oh #standardscommitteeleaks
- posted by maya
1337 [+0200] :neofox:
awa
posted by kasha
it: "hatte ich die wahl?"
employment office: "wenn sie die ressourcen haben!"
it: "ja, dass ist dann eine bedrohung!"
#oh
~ posted by maya
2337 [+0200] :neofox:
awa
posted by kasha
1312 [+0200] :Fire_LesbianAlt:
all chassis are beautiful
- posted by maya
1337 [+0200] :neobot_floof_cute:
bweeep
- posted by maya
1337 [+0200] (+0018) :neofox:
awa
(was doing the laundry)
posted by kasha
"your choice of partners is a skill issue"
#oh (in memoriam)
Replying to
@songxisto@icosahedron.website @AtomicMaya@tech.lgbt oh tqt, on s'est vite rendue compte
- posted by maya
1312 [+0200] :Fire_LesbianAlt:
all chassis are beautiful
- posted by maya
1337 [+0200] :neobot_floof_cute:
- posted by maya
1312 [+0200] :Fire_LesbianAlt:
all chassis are beautiful
- posted by maya
there is tomato in my power supply
#oh #uwuspaceleaks
- posted by maya
2337 [+0200] :neofox:
bwaaa
posted by kasha
it wasn't dns... for once
~ posted by maya
we should update our primary flakes more often (from the girlthing that has had to debug about 7 different package issues in the last hour)
~ posted by maya
today's (yesterday's?) good things happening include:
- kissing its wife
- going to transfem dinner and seeing many familiar faces
- competing in the transfem arm wrestling tournament
- somehow made it to 3rd place among 32 (finals were decided by a left handed arm wrestle because ouch)
- going to a techno concert to see venjent et al.
- beating the daily step counter goal 2x by 0300
- vibing
- posted by maya
1312 [+0200] :Fire_LesbianAlt:
all creatures are beautiful
- posted by kasha
1337 [+0200] :neobot_floof_cute:
bweep
- posted by maya
2337 [+0200] :neofox:
awa
- posted by kasha
Replying to
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange then headpats :3
- posted by maya
in things that
a) one would reasonably expect an smtp library to have a default behavior on if not supplied; and
b) one would expect not to cause an inbound email to be quarantined
one can in fact be surprised that:
a) smtplib (python) doesn't automatically set the msg["Date"] header.... if it isn't supplied; and
b) one mailserver somewhere (docker-mailserver) quarantines those emails without a Date header, which is a behavior this one hasn't observed on any other mail client...
(c.f. the "it wasn't dns" post from earlier)
(once more hosting our hackspace's email leads to "funny" edge cases)
- posted by maya
the only advantage of this meeting is that i now know that i am clicker trained on the word "opfikon"
#oh #uwuspaceleaks
- posted by maya
1337 [+0200] :neofox:
awa
- posted by kasha
questionable things to do on public transport totally not during rush hour (yesterday)
- yes, we realize we could've just dismantled the thing, but effort
- posted by maya
med, blood ment.
2337 [+0200] :neofox:
awa
posted by kasha
beep, critters should not worry if it doesn't post from 2026-05-01 (today) to 2026-05-03 (sunday)
its wife is abducting it into the mountains and we're intentionally taking a break
- posted by maya
stock market: does not sell stock (the food kind) super market: is not in fact super (quality wise)
hmmm
- posted by maya
1312 [+0200] :Fire_LesbianAlt:
all chassis are beautiful
- posted by maya
Replying to
@q@glauca.space @farshidhakimy@chaos.social this is the big change! so technically operators can now do all the operator work but operator keys can't (well, in theory) go walkies!
- posted by maya