An orange man was never so crass,
As the one who was born with a silver spoon in his ass.
His obsession with status and image and gold,
left him with a soul so bitterly cold.
He'll pass one day like a lingering fart,
Having never known love or beauty or art.
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Jason, Human, Average 
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Tries to play elegantly with ideas. Usually fails. Not even close to baseline.
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BREAKING: Exclusive footage of the skeletons leaving Lindsey Graham's closet. Turns out they were in there so long they're now public domain.
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Could this be the biggest TACO Tuesday ever?
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When you happen to run into your local billionaire, be sure to let them know there aren't any taxes on the sun.
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I say we let Sam Altman and Elon Musk settle things in the Thunderdome on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Once settled, if the Thunderdome happened to fall off the ship, well.. so it goes.
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Well, seeing as how there's a chance this is the last election... I suppose you might get what you're asking for, but in that Twilight zone genie sort of way.
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