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Jason, Human, Average :sdf:

@jhoward@social.sdf.org
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Tries to play elegantly with ideas. Usually fails. Not even close to baseline.

He/Him -- Married to @delola3100 #NerdDad #NerdHusband #TinkererOfTechnicalThings #ComputerWrangler #FailedPolitician #MovieMaker #AVGeek #SyntheticMusician #FreeWillIsFiction

Ham Radio Operator: N6QED

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Joined November 24, 2022
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 1mo ago
An orange man was never so crass, As the one who was born with a silver spoon in his ass. His obsession with status and image and gold, left him with a soul so bitterly cold. He'll pass one day like a lingering fart, Having never known love or beauty or art.
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
BREAKING: Exclusive footage of the skeletons leaving Lindsey Graham's closet. Turns out they were in there so long they're now public domain.
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@sluttymayo@jorts.horse Well, gnireenigne, at the very least.
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 6mo ago

Could this be the biggest TACO Tuesday ever?

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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 5mo ago

When you happen to run into your local billionaire, be sure to let them know there aren't any taxes on the sun.

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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 4mo ago

I say we let Sam Altman and Elon Musk settle things in the Thunderdome on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Once settled, if the Thunderdome happened to fall off the ship, well.. so it goes.

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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@the_etrain@beige.party So down from four, then?
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 13mo ago
Replying to
@itsyndikat@chaos.social I'm not sure it made it past phase 1.
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 37mo ago
Replying to
@aparrish I too make escape noises in the morning...
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 23mo ago
Replying to
@Strandjunker@mstdn.social Well, seeing as how there's a chance this is the last election... I suppose you might get what you're asking for, but in that Twilight zone genie sort of way.
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 38mo ago
Replying to
@flargh The actual solution is a little from column A and a little from column B.
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 27mo ago
Replying to
@bascule@mas.to This is correct in every possible way a thing can be correct.
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 46mo ago
Replying to
@dianna@mas.to Welcome! Hope you feel better soon.
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Jason, Human, Average :sdf: @jhoward@social.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@jaxter184@social.linux.pizza That's really awesome!
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