Andrea Junker 
Contemporary Artist & Nomad: Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling. Traveling along my German grandmother’s roots. Mover: Strong voice against Trumpism.
This Juneteenth, we should remind ourselves of two facts:
1. Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
2. Those who prevent history from being taught are plotting to repeat it.
It’s as simple as that.
In history class, I never understood how “advanced” civilizations could collapse. It just didn’t seem plausible.
Anyway, I’ve seen enough. I get it now.
On this 82nd anniversary of D-Day, remember: The way we wonder why Germans didn’t stop Hitler is exactly how the rest of the world views Americans and Trump today.
The wildest thing about the release of new files on UFOs is that Donald Trump was mentioned in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.
This is easily the saddest time in American history. The absolute worst people are systematically destroying the country, and our system is completely failing to stop them.
If releasing your tax returns and the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.
Imagine if Republicans had even half the balls of E. Jean Carroll, Stormy Daniels, Christine Blasey Ford, Anita Hill, or the Epstein survivors.
If, at the end of this dark era, we actually have a Democratic president again, there is one thing they absolutely must take to heart:
F*ck forgiveness.
Our country will only unite behind criminal prosecution and prison sentences, before eventually, slowly, beginning to heal.
Silly me for thinking nobody could out-corrupt FIFA’s Sepp Blatter, but Gianni Infantino really said, “Hold my beer.”
Peak corruption.
I need someone to explain to me exactly how Mamdani manages to sidestep the very bureaucracy that other politicians always blame for their inability to get anything done.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
1. History isn’t there to be liked or disliked.
2. History is there to be learned from.
3. History offends you? Even better. Then you’re less likely to repeat it.
It’s that simple.
This Mother’s Day, let’s remember: Woman didn’t come from man’s rib. He came from *her* womb.
One of patriarchy’s biggest lies is naming the father as the life-giver.
Looking back, the transition from Obama to Trump was basically trading an iPhone for two styrofoam cups and a string. Unreal.
No snark, I genuinely don’t get it. Trump is one of the least masculine, most juvenile public figures out there. He’s needy, whiny, defensive, terrified of strong women, and visibly intimidated by powerful men.
How does his base spin this into the ultimate “strongman” image?
Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal with Iran?”
Trump: “Not even a little bit. I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation.”
The “Art of the Deal” is apparently the “Art of Not Giving a Damn”.
In a short span of time, both King Charles and President Xi showed the world what a laughingstock Donald Trump is. Republicans are either gluttons for punishment or too dense to notice. Probably both.
So, how long until Trump covers the Reflecting Pool with tarps, just like the Kennedy Center?
Hunter Biden coming out as an eloquent, charismatic, and brutally honest shitposter was not on my June 2026 bingo card.
Welker is missing a shoe because it’s in Trump’s ass.