@catsalad@infosec.exchange i installed an app where a cat runs around on your screen and the first thing they did was sit on your post and fall asleep :3c :blobcatsleep: :blobcatsleep2: :blobcatsleep3:
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is linux ableist? how?
some backstory: i was talking to a friend who was thinking of switching away from windows 10 to a mac because windows 11 is... well, terrible for a slew of reasons. i, perhaps too excitedly, brought up linux. they were talking about wanting something that works and i said i struggled with too and linux is actually much easier to use than i thought it'd be.
they then called me ableist for recommending linux because its assumptive that someone who is neurodivergent like them would have an easy time with linux at all. that how linux works itself is inaccessible and ableist in of itself (whereas macs and windows are not). i tried opening up a more in depth conversation about it but they werent available for it. so i figured id ask here, because im really confused, and would like to learn more
did you know? there was actually a time when stand up comedy was outlawed. in the early 1900s jokes were so bad the government had to ban them.
That time was called The Punhibition.
however, that did not stop comedians. there were places, hidden from prying eyes, where you could see and perform comedy if you knew where to look.
those were called Speakcheezys.
🎶 as above / so below / work sucks / I know 🎶 
me caveman. you cavemen. we write on stone about use of scary fire when add to bushes and sticks.
me make rule. no one unga bunga talk about following:
• food no more and cavemen hurt because fire
• trees and grass no more because fire
• any unga bunga talk about fire copyright
• other cavemen good or bad because use fire
me caveman ask cavemen with pointy sticks to force rule.
this is what it sounds like when someone gets upset at being scrutinized for using AI despite the several very real and very negative consequences as reasons not to:
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hell yeah. time to celebrate by busting out my Cookie's Bustle Big Box Pack-In Ham Slice
had a dream where i was excitedly telling someone about the worst gameboy ever made. some toy company made a Star Wars Special Edition game boy that was just a toy xwing with a screen and controls on the bottom at a really awkward angle. nobody liked it because it was so unwieldy to hold and the buttons were awful. i was looking for pictures of it to show to someone and it was hard to find any where it wasnt broken or the screen wasnt scratched up because of how flimsy it was. just absolute dogshit.
my brain when doctors suggest exercise or walks to cure what ails me: wow, okay if you dont want to take me seriously you could just say so :(
my brain also when i am outside feeling the cool breeze, the warm sun, and the gentle grass: wow everything is fine now actually im cured* :)
*(i am not cured)
When you rattle your suspect like this its not just one more thing — it's clever way to let them know you aren't the bumbling detective they think you are.
was listening to rainbow connection and when the song was credited to kermit i just realized he is the first vocaloid
halt adventurer! if you wish to get any further you must solve my riddle:
there are two cats at the door. the one on the left meows and always tells the truth. the one on the right is also meowing but always speaks in lies.
I ask you, then, which cat wants you to open the door, only to come straight back in?
sniff has the kinda voice and demeanor where he would tell moomin "facts dont care about your feelings" and "lets say, hypothetically, moomin," before launching into a tirade about snufkin's way of living leading us into moral danger and being shunned from god's eyes
i did not realize that bookmarks do not notify the other person you like their post when you do it... ive been bookmarking so many posts until my roommate pointed it out... 
if you see a bunch of favorites in your notifications from me suddenly thats just me going through my large amount of bookmarks to let you know i liked your posts
late capitalism enjoyers be like: boy isnt this great?! im extremely lucky today! i got a level 5 SSR ultra rare loaf of bread and a level 3 uncommon clown!
coping really hard by believing any news article i read that seem too awful to be true is actually from the onion.
pedophiles with all the power in this country deflect by calling people like me a pedophile? classic onion.
our computers that companies say are so smart theyll usher in a new era of tech are actually dumb as rocks and making life worse for everyone in every conceivable way? really good onion article there.
all my personal information is out there because someone thought it would be secure if it is stored in a plain text file called KEEP_OUT_NO_HACKER'S_ALOWED.txt? onion writers are on fire today.
my fragile mind palace is a plato's cave and all the shadows on the wall are sickos.jpeg
:blobcatnerd: um, actually, you see, Oedipus is the name of the son. Its a common misconception. You're actually thinking of Oedipus' Mother. :blobcatnerd: