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Joe Heafner

@heafnerj@mstdn.social
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I'm a youthfully retired academic living in western North Carolina. Gen X and ‘80s forever!

Avatar: Me in November 1996.

222 Followers
235 Following
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Joined December 13, 2022
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4d ago
Local “business leader” publishes book on how to make work “worth it” to employers and employees. Book launch was held at the local exclusive country club. Bad optics, and probably a shitty book. There’s nothing between the ears of “business leaders.”
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2w ago
If AI is so cool then they should let it run their companies.
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2w ago

This person on Charlotte Talks describing how to deal with ageism in hiring practices may not realize that they're really admitting corporate jobs are shitty jobs and not worth having. I'm including academic administration because it is basically a corporate job.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2w ago

I think members of Congress should be required to adhere to the new Medicaid work requirements…and then some. I doubt many of them have real jobs.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2w ago

Some good news: fewer ants today. I took some measures yesterday and they seem to be working.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2w ago
I'm in my car, counting Flock cameras as I move about from my house to the mall to the grocery store to Barnes & Noble and so forth. Catawba County has gone overboard with Flock. The HDR published my letter to the editor but it won't do any good.
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2w ago

The longer we tolerate Fascism the harder it will be for us to exterminate it.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2w ago

Well, tonight’s gone to hell. The ants are indeed back (one just gave me the finger). I just discovered the horizontal pipe from the left kitchen sink had been detached from the drain for apparently some time now (got a fan aimed at the cabinet to dry it out). I’m drinking. How’s YOUR evening?

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2w ago

I think it's funny to hear about workplaces "requiring" employees to use AI. I was "required" to use Microsoft Office in my former academic workplace and I never complied. I used Star Office (as it was called in those days) and of course LaTeX. I dared anyone to look at a PDF and tell me how I created it. No one ever could, and they hated that. I'm proud of my spine.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago

I'm to the point where "punch a Nazi" and "punch a Republican" are synonymous.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago

The NCGOP also wants to exempt law enforcement agencies from official state procurement procedures. Nothing shady about that. Okay, but also make all educational institutions exempt. Never in a million years. #NCnews

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@amydiehl@mstdn.social Do the suits not understand that forced smarminess is easily detectable and that customers like me actively avoid it?
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago

The only things I like about summertime are seeing Orion rise at 5 AM EDT at the end of July and seeing my wild morning glories grow and bloom as summer turns to autumn.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago

Elderly lady made a substantial takeout order. Regular customer Kenny told me to tell the owner to bring him the check. Owner said the lady's order had already been taken care of by another customer. That's how we roll here.

#RetiredLife #RestaurantLife

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

I have never understood, and will/can never understand, the business concept of "here's a job for you to do but I'm going to change things on the fly so that you can never actually do said job much less ever complete it to my satisfaction." I would normally say "make it make sense" but there's no way for this "logic" to make sense in my mind and I'm eternally grateful for that.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
Know whom to ask for medical advice? Your pharmacist, nurse, or doctor. Know what NOT to ask for medical advice? A chatbot. Godamighty I can't believe the things some people do.
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago

Overheard yesterday at the diner: “You ain't seen an ass whoopin' yet.”

#RetiredLife #RestaurantLife

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago

Do people really believe that AI "thinks" and "learns" like humans do? I just can't understand how one could be so gullible.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

Working in the kitchen today. Heaven help us all.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

Today is the day for things to get on my nerves.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
"Tough choices" is always code for "some nonsense conservative bullshit about to drop". No exceptions.
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

Rain sweet rain!

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

Got more grass removed. That patching compound makes great fertilizer.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

I'm tempted to tell people to just stop getting astronomical information from the mainstream press. They're peddling nonsense these days.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

My next step in battle with the carpenter bees is thin sheet metal plates mounted to the fenceposts. Surely they can't gnaw through sheet metal.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@dangillmor@mastodon.social @mastodonmigration@mastodon.online And letting it all happen has been a conscious and deliberate choice.
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

A pox on my beloved NC-based Lowe's hardware for having no human cashiers available and of all the automated checkouts open only one accepting cash. To Hell with you!

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

Okay if the carpenter bees can gnaw through 22 gauge sheet metal they can have the damn fence.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

Got one long asphalt driveway crack de-grassed this morning. May try to de-grass another before any rain gets here.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

I think this crud I've had has become a sinus infection. My sense of smell mysteriously vanished late last week and seems to come and go and I have persistent upper nasal congestion. I alao can no longer type a single post without having to edit it extensively thanks to the algorithms that make space around keys bleed onto other keys. I'm beginning to hate Apple.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

It's amazing how celebrities are worshipped for saying the obvious.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

The United States of America is too superstitious for its own good, and too superstitious to be a global superpower.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

There is no way on God's green Earth I could have survived in the military. I would have been thrown out.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

We have more choices than we sometimes allow ourselves to see. Sometimes we are afraid to even admit it, much less act on some of them.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I had this. I got help. I got better.
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@LoganFive Buddyro I've got this one down pat.
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

You know, I just can't see paying three figures to a local nonprofit to hear an already wealthy person, a celebrity, yammer on about something or other. Something else I just can't wrap my brain around.

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
1) lunch at the local Indian restaurant (malai kofta) 2) found some nice everyday shoes on sale 3) venti iced chai at B&N cafe #3GoodThings
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

Have you tried that Pocket Hose Copperhead product Richard Carn endorses? #PocketHose

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago
If we're lucky, Iran may solve our problem for us. #USPol
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@yacc143@mastodon.social @dangillmor@mastodon.social @mastodonmigration@mastodon.online *I* most certainly did not, but a certain population indeed did.
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago
I want to see SCOTUS explicitly rule on whether or not robbing a bank is legal or illegal. Will the Fascists rule it legal? #IWantToSeeSCOTUSRule #USPol
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago

Sometimes I'm driven to question my own intuition and observation of reality. Then there are days like today where I independently discover that my intuition is spot on and my observations of reality are shared with, and confirmed by, others, so it's not just me. Being the newbie with the most to learn, I expected as much, but holy crap...

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 1w ago
Wouldn't it be interesting if Pike's doctors refuse to release her on the grounds that doing so violates their Hippocratic oath? #USPol
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Strandjunker@mstdn.social Lordy I love the way you phrased that!
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 3mo ago
The insurance industry is socially accepted organized crime.
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 4d ago
And while I’m at it, businesses shouldn’t get a say in the statewide public school curriculum. That they do is just more evidence that “education” is intended to turn out obedient, nonthinking workers. Not much has changed since this concept was first invented.
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2w ago

HA! Finally had the spine to silence his Nazi ass! #USPol

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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@grork @msbellows Me with Apple every single day.
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Joe Heafner @heafnerj@mstdn.social
· 2mo ago

The NCGOP is attempting to prevent anyone except for Republicans from winning elections and citizens are just letting it happen. #NCnews

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