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@ghost_shit@aus.social
mastodon 4.7.2Sweary as often as not.
Occasionally funny and/or insightful; mostly annoying. Middle-aged, outer-suburban white guy. If you see me on X, it isn't me.
#maker #fixer #cultivator #fermenter #father #brother #partner #son #shitposter #ally
Narrm AKA Melbourne (never ceded). 
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#JoinYourUnion #Resist #COVIDIsNotOver
It's OK to not be a cunt.
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Joined November 01, 2022
It's like it never happened...
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@greenpeace@mastodon.social The specific individuals who run and/or benefit from the corporations driving the climate crisis must be held to account. This can be applied retrospectively, all the way back to the 1940s if necessary.
Sure: transportation, unregulated industry, and raging wildfires across half the globe create a lot of carbon emissions. You know what else creates a lot of carbon emissions? Bombs.
Anyway, I have to get up at stupid o'clock tomorrow.
Sleep good, if you can.
XOX
Another rich, old, white cunt died.
Too bad; so sad.
I cried when Bowie died.
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Indeed: my orange tree has taken ~20 years to produce any meaningful quantity of fruits. Luckily, I planted it ~20 years ago...
@treleanor@aus.social @jillL@theblower.au
I *could* buy a new tablet for work purposes, or I could refurb my heavy, old laptop for same.
Guess which option I'm choosing.
Join your union.
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social I'm filing this under J, for 'just because you can do this doesn't mean it's the right thing to do'.
Fucking #TechBros...
Today, I signed a Statutory Declaration stating that I have
never been "convicted of murder or sexual assault". The bar is so low, I'd need an excavator to find it.
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@mike@social.chinwag.org I *like their little tentacles—it's almost like they're so fresh, they just swam their way onto the chopping board!
@bastardsheep@aus.social
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@TheVinylApe@cupoftea.social Agreed: it is as though Check Your Head is composed solely of A-sides, with Ill Communication being made up of A-minus-sides.
Now do Check Your Head vs Paul's Boutique...
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Do they offer crab sticks? I want to see the photo of a hallucinated crab stick. 🦀🪵
@mike@social.chinwag.org @bastardsheep@aus.social
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@joannaholman@aus.social I recently purchased [bike thing] from the onlines, and was told if I spent a further $10, I would be eligible for free shipping. So I purchased [different, much cheaper bike thing] and got free shipping on two separate parcels from two different depots...
Good night, team.
Sleep well, because tomorrow will be even more ridiculous than today.
XOX
In other (alleged) news:
This morning, there was quite the hoo haa in front of the CFA headquarters in Hurstbridge: apparently, somebody's airbag had gone off for no reason other than #enshittification, and their car was immobilised in the middle of the main road at school drop-off time...
I imagine somebody has quite the lawsuit on their hands.
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@earthmothering9@aus.social Limes already? I won't be #fermenting/dehydrating/giving mine away for at least another month, I estimate.
I don't have a mandarin, but good on you for striving to make every fruit count.
Kid #1 is around for dinner tonight, and she introduced me to a thing called "Double King". It is amazing, and I'll add a link as soon as I find one. (Edit: I think I found one.)
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@firusvg Please generalise all you want. I work in film/TV production, and I am forever frustrated by the new toys that hinder the making of OK/sub-par shows. Without the shiny new toys, we could afford to make OK+ shows. 🤦🏼♂️
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@Tho99 Makes sense. If your fermentation was *that* vigorous, I reckon there's enough lactobacillus in the rinsed onions to kick off the process again, so long as there are still sufficient sugars remaining.
Let us know how you go.
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@chuls@mastodon.world Alas, nobody wants to show us how the sausage is made...
@mike@social.chinwag.org @bastardsheep@aus.social
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@mike@social.chinwag.org Apparently, everything evolves into a crab stick eventually.
@bastardsheep@aus.social
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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place What percentage of the time are they only "not-quite disastrously wrong"?
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@alexpsmith Hacky sack is no fun when there are wankers in the circle. (I think this is a metaphor?)
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@bastardsheep Is the space in front of the vehicle a parking spot? If somebody were to park there, it would make things interesting...
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@trib@aus.social Looks pretty good, but you definitely need a plate or something with vertical edges.
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"Chiko" is 80s Strayan for "vegetable lips & arseholes".
@jpm@aus.social @mike@social.chinwag.org
Me: Imagine the ugliest car you've ever seen.
EV Designers: Ooh! We got this!
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@peter@thepit.social Kid #1 reports the same from her abandoned writing & editing course. What the fuck, people?
Pass/agg whistling guy is on his bullshit again, I hear.
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@jalefkowit@vmst.io So called "ethical issues" be damned! I want a jacuzzi in my Telsa, and if you're not on-board, that's a *you* problem.
Fuck these cunts. They can't help but expose themselves to us. When they do, dispose of them as you would a dog turd.