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Chris Hanson

@eschaton@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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I used to work on tools for people to do work. Now I play with old computers and do other retiree things.

Ed Zitron is right. Ceterum censeo LLMs esse delenda.

1706 Followers
949 Following
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Joined May 08, 2017
Website:
https://eschatologist.net/
Blog:
https://eschatologist.net/blog/
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Boosted by @octothorpe@mastodon.online
The retrocomputing community is being overrun by LLM slop just like everywhere else. Slopmongers hear about a system and immediately go to “Hurrrr, I’m going to vibe-code an emulator!” And then they start asking people who know what they’re doing inane questions that demonstrate they didn’t even do basic research, they’re letting the LLM do *everything* for them. If you’re doing this, go fuck yourself. I mean it, get out. Find another hobby. #retrocomputing #ai #llm #slop #butlerianjihad
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

“The Hill” asks “Why are so many Americans starting to sympathize with villains?” What they don’t understand is that we’re finally starting to see Americans *not* sympathize with villains, when those villains are economically exploitative!

Why are so many Americans supporting Luigi Mangione? Because the man he’s accused of killing was CEO of a company that murders 60,000 or more people **per year** in the name of increased profit.

Claim denial that leads to death is murder. Period.

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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

We need to start building a list of Open Source infrastructure projects (and project forks) that categorically reject contributions from LLM slopmongers, so we know what’ll be safe to keep using and contributing to in the long term.

That’s a good task for the Butlerian Jihad.

#ai #llm #slop #OpenSource #ButlerianJihad

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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

There seem to be two distinct kinds of “chatbot psychosis” happening right now:

1. Becoming delusional about themselves and the world as a result of being glazed nonstop by the friend in their computer, thinking they’re inventing new physics, discovering mystical secrets, etc. and becoming manic.

2. Becoming delusional about what LLMs are capable of and how effective they are, as a result of developing a reliance upon them, and becoming fanatical in their promotion and defense.

#ai #llm #slop

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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

Pro Tip: You don’t need to convert to the Catholic Church to identify as an Orange Catholic.

#ai #slop #butlerianjihad

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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago

Bitsavers has been an invaluable resource for everyone in the retrocomputing community for a long time now, and @bitsavers@oldbytes.space now has a Patreon for it! If you find it useful, you should join! https://www.patreon.com/bitsavers

#retrocomputing #Bitsavers

patreon.com
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@peterb And then there’s the whole problem of copyright infringement and license violation, where LLM tools just spit out code without regard to where they picked it up or what license it was originally under, and the idiots using these tools believe that this is perfectly OK. I’ve seen someone take credit for code obviously copied from a GPL’d part of SIMH.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Boosted by @angry_drunk@union.place
WHY THE FUCK does Siri on a HomePod have to go to the FUCKING INTERNET to turn off a FUCKING LIGHT in the SAME FUCKING HOUSE? That’s rank fucking incompetence and it’s been tolerated—nay, enabled—by a complacent press for way too fucking long. You could do this in the mid-late 1990s on a PowerMac without round-trips. #apple #siri #homekit
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@peterb Is someone using a tool that inherently harms others? I’ll judge them for that too. Tools are not always values-neutral.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Does anyone have a pointer to the final OSF/1 Mach microkernel Open Source release? Right now searching for “osfmk” just gets me Apple xnu and MkLinux sources, and I’d like to find something without either Apple or Linux bits… Maybe Utah Lites has it?

#opensource #retrocomputing #Mach

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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@peterb If someone started making AI-generated YouTube videos that were blatant copies of your work, would you be OK with that?
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

LOL, “Hacker” “News” moderation is unhappy that I called a sociopathic piece of shit a sociopathic piece of shit and told them to remove themselves from society. Oh, dang, you’re such a good mod. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47345025

news.ycombinator.com

No, you’re still either being intentionally obtuse or unintentionally clueless. ... | Hacker News

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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

If Iran finally manages to force the world off of petroleum, how do you think historians 1000 years from now will regard the events?

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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
I finally own a record player again. I think the last time I owned one (as opposed to the last time I used one that belonged to my sister or my family) was when I had some plastic kids mono player when I was 4-5 years old in the very early 1980s. Got some LPs on the way too, and I live across the street from an excellent record store, *and* a mile down the street there’s another excellent record store… I’m going to have to draw the line at LaserDisc and capacitative videodisc though.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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Thanks to @larsbrinkhoff@mastodon.sdf.org for finding this documentation on the Lisa A-trap mechanism and its use in implementing IUJSR, IUJMP, IULEA, and IUPEA psuedo-instructions! https://bitsavers.org/pdf/apple/lisa/pascal_monitor/Pascal_Development_System_Internal_Documentation_Jan82.pdf#page=40
bitsavers.org
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@krzyzanowskim@mastodon.social Almost like different platforms are different and pursuing one interface that’s pixel-identical on all platforms isn’t actually a worthwhile goal for anything but a game.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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Don't worry, I'm not Lennart; I won’t insist on initd doing everything for everyone. It should just be about service activation, like launchd. Mach-style IPC would be an entirely separate project, as would an updated logging system…
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@jason @vie@hachyderm.io Unfortunately I know some excellent engineers who have gone all-in on LLM slop. It really made me re-examine my position, but I wound up at the same conclusion: They’re just—and very unfortunately for them—wrong. It sucks to know because I really respected them, too.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
Boosted by @octothorpe@mastodon.online
Iran, please release all of the compromising data about all of the Western elites you have.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@oldclumsy_nowmad @mattsheffield This is not a recent phenomenon. The Republicans have been the party of big business and the wealthiest for over a century now, essentially since the premature end of Reconstruction.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Doesn’t David Letterman own the core IP for The Late Show? If he could arrange the funding to do so—which shouldn’t be difficult—Colbert could just relocate and then continue recording and posting new episode if Letterman allowed it, couldn’t he?

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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@kanongil@hachyderm.io @paul@tapbots.social @codinghorror@infosec.exchange The Mac standard has been, since 1986-1987:

  • Arrow keys move the insertion point;
  • Home/End/Page Up/Page Down move the vertical scroll bar;
  • Option “scales up,” so left/right moves by word, up/down by page;
  • Command “scales up” more, so left/right move to beginning/end of line, up/down move to beginning/end of document; and,
  • Shift adjusts selection.

CodeWarrior added subword InterCap traversal via control-arrows.

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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@va2lam@mastodon.nz @theotherbrook@sunny.garden @puck@mastodon.nz @jason @vie@hachyderm.io It may have accelerated or resumed then, but it was also definitely a thing during the mid-late 1990s dot-com boom. (Obligatory: “I was there, Gandalf, three thousand years ago…”)
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@icculus@mastodon.gamedev.place Tracking stuff like this is why I set up MediaWiki at https://butlerian-jihad.org :)
butlerian-jihad.org

Butlerian Jihad

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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

@lydialurch@mastodon.social My understanding of the way the HomeKit and Siri infrastructure is implemented at Apple is that there is not, in fact, a third party that knows whether my lights are on or off.

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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@mrgtwentythree@mastodon.sdf.org Incidentally, a similar kind of aggregation with XPC is why launchd stopped being Open Source: A bunch of stuff was integrated into it for expedience, then oops! It would be too much work to abstract and extract the parts that can’t be shared, so the whole thing is just closed now! Sorry!
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@aburka@hachyderm.io Indeed. It’s incredible to see how willingly people are talking themselves into absolute *idiocy* when it comes to this stuff.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@codinghorror@infosec.exchange Calvinism: “Someone might get ‘something’ for ‘nothing’ and that’s Not Fair an therefor immoral!”
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@kanongil@hachyderm.io @paul@tapbots.social @codinghorror@infosec.exchange And all but the subword intercap traversal has been part of the standard NSText keyboard equivalents since Mac OS X 10.0. (I wrote the Radar that got this implemented in AppKit when it didn’t work right in one of the developer prerelease versions.)
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@wcbdata @brentsimmons Amen. Ed Zitron is right. Ceterum censeo, LLMs esse delenda.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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(Note: I didn’t make this, found it on Something Awful.)
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@bks@mastodon.social @vie@hachyderm.io Now, I’m not a “theory” guy, but I’m pretty sure Computer Maoism wouldn’t endorse rent-seeking…
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@puck@mastodon.nz @jason @vie@hachyderm.io @theotherbrook@sunny.garden Unfortunately the universities’ “solution” to this was to make the first year of the standard computer science course less difficult, rather than to try to figure out how to better direct students to the appropriate degree. I say this as someone who dropped out of a top-tier undergrad CS program for academic reasons in the mid-1990s: I strongly suspect I’d have done just fine today, and that’s not actually good.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@_the_cloud @eschaton There’s not much abstraction in the disk image stuff… yet. But if you can get a block and its 12-byte tag (or 24-byte label) that’s all the code really needs!
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@jonny@neuromatch.social @mxchara@seattle.pink The unstated goal of such statements by the self-proclaimed “center-left” is to prevent any actual left populism from taking root. Because it turns out they’re not “center-left” at all; at least in the US and UK, they’re to the right of actual centrists like Bernie Sanders and AOC and Jeremy Corbyn.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@oldclumsy_nowmad @mattsheffield No, the Republicans have gotten substantially worse, but they have been very bad for a very long time and we should be clear-eyed about who they’ve been and what they’ve been pursuing for all that time. Nixon didn’t just suddenly happen one day.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@RosaCtrl@social.vivaldi.net @Andrev@types.pl @vie@hachyderm.io Remind yourself that if not for people like you, they would not be at this place. And that’s not a negative: Someone has to push things forward to prevent stagnation. But it really fucking sucks when it’s not acknowledged, recognized, and rewarded.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@jdevlieghere @StupidCamille Sure it is, if it’s important enough to fill the position. It’s just outdated VP/SVP BS that insists otherwise. Which is really more important: Getting the needed work done, or everyone being in the same couple of offices? (Ideally LLDB would have 5+ more people on it.)
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@oldclumsy_nowmad @mattsheffield They have been most of those things since the postwar years.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@jdevlieghere You’d have better luck if they could work remotely, you know. Tell Craig I said so.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 1w ago
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@jwz@mastodon.social Seriously, I fucking hate what they’ve done to my boy.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@isaiah@mastodon.social @mrudokas@mastodon.social @manton It’s being actively taken away from you by people who don’t think you deserve the success you’ve had, just like it was taken away from musicians and artists. It’s not bitterness to acknowledge or oppose the slopmongers trying to devalue real creative work.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@mrgtwentythree@mastodon.sdf.org Even systemd itself didn’t strike me that way, only the aggregation of so many other things into it.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@davidsirota@mastodon.online It’s also greater than NASA’s annual budget *used to be*.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@codinghorror@infosec.exchange If you haven’t tried bringing it up on Nextdoor, it’s an interesting experience.
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Chris Hanson @eschaton@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@davidhmccoy@mastodon.world @timgatewood@mastodon.world @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange @nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social @gettingcomputey@beige.party @Binder@petrous.vislae.town @moondog548@nerdculture.de Your position is only tenable if the work is treated as optional.
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