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@scott@sfba.social @zzt@mas.to it’s not really a gnu problem, we’ve all seen it before
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mastodon 4.7.3“Incredibly mediocre” dude. Programmer. Bad with words. Enthusiastic cat-botherer. Okay dad and husband.
Banner picture: a dumpster fire plush sitting on a bestickered laptop.
Profile picture: an aluminum laptop with stickers for Debian, git, bash, Python, and vim. Additional stickers: DevOops, Not Today VSCode cats, Linux Inside covering the manufacturer logo, a fragile sticker for moving boxes, a couple warnings about insecure technology.
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Joined November 19, 2022
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@angusm@mastodon.social @danlew@androiddev.social and the gun isn’t some striker-fired thing with implicit safeties. It is hammer-fired, has a safety lever, and probably hasn’t materially changed design in several decades.
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@ciaranmak@mastodon.ie @Rairii@labyrinth.zone the easiest way to get this LEGO set built is to buy it pre-built from this meth-head who shoplifts them from the local Target, builds them while high and sells them on eBay
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@ciaranmak@mastodon.ie @Rairii@labyrinth.zone this is truly incomprehensible to me. How is a reverse-engineering tool of all the fucking things doing this for their install instructions?! Your users are driven to break things apart and find out how they work. Isn’t this just antithetical to that whole ethos?!
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@clew@ecoevo.social @jalefkowit@hachyderm.io dev credentials like “do not use in production” and “ChangeMeImmediately” also fall into this category
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@mhoye@cosocial.ca @neauoire@merveilles.town @Kehvarl@furry.engineer @cstross@wandering.shop go home, NIST, you’re drunk.
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@cwebber@social.coop wait. With the meanings of the modifiers, does that imply that female children were the happy ones and male children were untrustworthy scoundrels? I’m not saying it’s wrong.
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@geist@eldritch.cafe @MetalheadDana@metalhead.club oh, good, I *will* die and then this memory will pass as will
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social @reb@retro.social typical computer user (maybe not now with prices): oh, man, my computer’s slow, guess it’s time for a new one.
Nerds: Windows just does that after a couple years; all you need to do is r̴̻̈e̶̱̪͕̓͒i̴̺͌̑ń̴̳̦̜̀s̵̙̮͉̓́̋t̷̙͑a̴̱̔͘͜ļ̸̮͛̚͜͠l̷̯̋ ̵̹͈͉̂̂̌t̵̜͖̦͆ḧ̶̙̳́ē̶̬͎̓ ̵̩̳̌͐͒ö̴͉p̷͎̣̰̈̉e̸̡̙͎̊r̶̢̯̙̂ä̶͈̮͍́t̶̮̠͍͗̇̚į̸̔̈́͒n̶̝̠͐̽̀g̶̭̓̆̀ ̶̮̭͖̍̍͆š̸̻̹͈̎̀y̷̛̼̳͎̅̄ș̴̟̯̾ţ̷͙̆e̸͕̅m̴̨̱̌̇.
Normie: uh, what?
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@afx@infosec.exchange @DziadekMick@mstdn.social @benno@eigenmagic.net @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange antipasta and pasta without any warning about matter-antimatter annihilation?
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@bob_zim@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange also good for sending the output of you’re last command to a new command.
vim $(!!)
!! | xargs foo
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social @reb@retro.social me, 15 years ago: installing Ubuntu on the MacBook is easier and more seemless than installing either Windows or OS X!
typical computer user: has never and will never install an operating system, no matter how easy or seemless a nerd finds that process to be.
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@bent0_b0x@norden.social @dianea@lgbtqia.space I really appreciate how smol animals really give it their all—I mean, they likely have to given how little they’ve got, but still. The fury of a squirrel telling you that you’ve disturbed them…
If I want to support both SQLite and Postgres, do I have to resort to having two parallel sets of scripts basically?
Is there a way, inside a .sql script, to determine which database backend I’m running and branch to at least keep the parts that differ in the same file?
#LazyWeb #SQL #SQLite #Postgres
Har-har-har, LockTite, the Blue comes in a red tube and the Red comes in a blue tube. That’s not at all confusing or problematic in anyway.
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@mhoye@cosocial.ca @baldur@toot.cafe urge them both to stop and support them in non-abusive, non-culty pursuits?
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange the hives would so satisfying to listen to… not sure about savory meat-honey
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@aleksei@social.fakeplastictrees.ee @catsalad@infosec.exchange need more pollinators, never enough kittens, they should
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@amcasari@hachyderm.io if they aren’t med to be fed and cuddled, than why are they cat-shaped and come to my yard?
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@tante@tldr.nettime.org alright, all my projects are primarily hosting on codeberg now.
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@uep@timeloop.cafe @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social their work is so clean and tidy, one might never suspect the effect it has on their materials and workspace!
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@goes2hard@labyrinth.zone @Rairii@labyrinth.zone @ciaranmak@mastodon.ie they also have instructions for people in the README, the prompt file even tells people to go back and read that instead. I emphatically do not understand this.
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@Mara@hachyderm.io @Florapis@toot.wales need to borrow a second UV laser engraver to permanently label the first UV laser engraver
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@eestileib@tech.lgbt @junebug@slime.global oh, my distro works great on these computers, but hangs indefinitely on shutdown on the kiddo’s laptop. Could I debug that? Maybe. They run Debian and it doesn’t hang on shutdown, for them, on that laptop.
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@WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud@masto.ai @mattblaze@federate.social @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social it’s on the block list
@grimalkina@mastodon.social my copy is digital, so maybe not as colorful as other folks, but I like the form factor (though I’ll eventually need to do something about the DRM)
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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange I am very close to delivering only PDFs generated from LaTeX if someone asks me for a “document”
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@blogdiva@mastodon.social “be gay, do pro-social activities regardless of the framing of the existing hierarchies” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well
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@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange would truly be life-changing; I anxiety-spiral looking for shit pretty quickly and removing that problem entirely would be amazing
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@twobiscuits@graz.social @ifixcoinops@retro.social e’s got a stick for that too—probably a few with different specific levels of pointiness, you want a less pointy stick if your just going for insult and not grievous injury…
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange cat has more insight into the root cause of software problems than many senior developers
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@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social @zzt@mas.to shit, now I want to hang mine from a chain fall (but it’s a mini PC barely heavy enough to itself from being dragged off the desk by the weight of the cabling that hooks it up to various things beneath the desk)
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@danvolchek@mastodon.social @ErikUden@mastodon.de I truly don’t understand how the offsite backup for peoples resume information has a fucking social media feed on it.
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Down here, I use the same command, but there’s no body and with that default 0.5em, it’s just too much whitespace, so I actually set it to -0.5em to pull the next entry up a bit on the page. I feel like I should refine that a bit so that I don’t need to manually make that adjustment, but it’s a resume-specific command and it only needs to be done if there’s no description on the entry, so it’s not worth investing too much time on.
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@atax1a@infosec.exchange I know it’s a typo, but “interpreter for the depth” sounds like a position in @cstross@wandering.shop’ Laundry.
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@atax1a@infosec.exchange I’ve created a whole assembly line of robotic servants all shoveling for me so that I can get even deeper! You fools who can still see daylight, I’ll see you next year!
In desperation: can one sweeten their coffee with powdered sugar?
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@GerhardD@olching.social @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net yup, abdicating responsibility while also seizing more power. It’s really something.
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@atax1a@infosec.exchange just hearing about that story
https://circumstances.run/@somebody/117033814912978211