I respectfully submit to the Society a proposed new reference picture for the phrase "Puppy Dog Eyes". #DogsOfMastodon
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mastodon 4.5.18-eigenOld-school carbon-based nondeterminism machine.
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OpenAI's latest PR release.
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Your yearly reminder that if you don't have a plan to follow through if the answer to asking "R U OK?" is "no" then don't do it.
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
I think it's beautiful that not only did the bullshit corruption not help but that the USA got taken out by a team wearing trans-flag-coded jerseys. #WorldCup
"Peanut butter? Never touch the stuff." #DogsOfMastodon
Newest member of the family: Biscuit.
Attn: @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
I want to see Matt Canavan cosplay as an AI worker.
vicpol
Biscuit is judging you. #DogsOfMastodon
I mean who could've predicted that trying to keep the politics out of it just ends up being political whether you wanted it or not?
[stares blankly at the free and open source software ecosystem]
Hashtag waiting for the uploads.
Petition to make "Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?" by The Angels our national anthem purely because it would be _fucking_ funny at the Olympics.
So there's a phone in an office near where I am that has an alarm going off. There is someone in that office and they aren't doing anything to turn it off.
This has to be a sign of psychopathy.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING I AM IN THE NEXT ROOM AND I CAN'T HANDLE IT MY SIBLING IN CHRIST HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK RIGHT NOW
Replying to
@soatok@furry.engineer Suggestion from elsewhere: Stuxnet but for DHH. His, and only his, laptops keep getting wrecked.
Good news: Apparently the removal of GVTs is included in the "Electoral Amendment (Miscellaneous Matters) Bill 2026" which is in a group of bills expected to go through this week.
The new Victorian Premier, Ben Carroll, is a Shoppie who used to work with Stephen Conroy.
Oh _goodie_.
Has anyone opened a pasta restaurant called Sanguine Linguine?
YEAH
FUCK THIS MEANS THEY PROBABLY WON'T GET RID OF GROUP VOTING TICKETS EITHER FUCK FUCK FUCK
When we hit the "Ok, anyone have anything else?" point and are still going 30 minutes later. 🙄
THE ALERT IS MYSTERIOUS AND IMPORTANT (AND LOUD)
I love* that this bug only manifests after I do a full build/deploy and _long_ test cycle and never in any situation where I can get to the failure point faster.
Thanks to @kattni@kattstodon.com, the bit where Pete Tiger helped me out with my slides. #NBPy
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@decryption@aus.social @itgrrl@infosec.exchange I'm rocking this magnificently silly beast and it's great: https://shop.keyboard.io/products/model-100
Cheradenine Zakalwe is The Culture’s James Bond. In this essay I will…
Anyone got opinions on SigEnergy and/or Fox ESS for home batteries?
In memoriam.
Should you feel so inclined you can watch my rant/overthinking exercise about error handling from @NorthBayPython@social.northbaypython.org in amongst all the other amazing talks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slZsSksCX00&list=PLaeNpBNgqQWsb59zqc_mng1OqG9XdFCiH&index=4&pp=iAQB #NBPy
You, a wise person: "Power Corrupts"
Me, a total loon: "Power Crumpets"
Man, @CARROT@mastodon.social timed that downpour _exactly_ for the end of school, didn't it?
Proof that Australia is a nation of cheap perverts.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/aug/04/kmart-camera-glasses-anko-meta-smartglasses-australia