Audrey Winter has moved!

@kmmfoo @bazkie @Natasha_Jay Forcibly retired (i.e. randomly banned) from Zuckerville. It's turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to me on the internet.

@Techaltar@mas.to "Please turn off your adblocker. Certain functions of this website may not function properly with it on." Yeah, like your revenue streams and malware injection. *Fuck* that.

@dan@discuss.systems I take Tylenol every day because ibuprofen raises my already-high blood pressure. I suppose it helps me keep my Autism Super Powers(tm), which include Not Being a Fascist Idiot.

@cstross@wandering.shop What the bloody fucking hell even *is* all that corpobabble?

@mklovenotcyber@infosec.exchange @dan@discuss.systems The phenomenon is known as "gallows humor", friend.

@emmfoolery@dosgame.club Fmecking PIES! (From a long-suffering American fan of the Carlton Blues.)

@skeletor@mas.to Yes, m'lord!

@kemona_halftau I laughed way harder than I expected. But, also, NES would be N8 and SNES would be N16.

@nham Followed the TIBtv link. "Chat" doesn't work; it just brings up a blank page.

@Computer@dice.camp Suffocation will continue until morale improves!

@skeletor@mas.to Yes and Hell Yes, m'lord! And a Happy Skele-giving to you!

@shanselman@hachyderm.io That would be me. I can't begin to deny it. It would happen.

@HadroSoft@mastodon.gamedev.place Wishlisted!

@emmfoolery@dosgame.club You can probably hear me laughing all the way across the Pacific. XD They're the team that never lets you down, after all!

@fraying@xoxo.zone Man, those were the days! Great meeting you, actually, nevermind the kerfuffle. May I follow you?

@fraying@xoxo.zone I did, actually, for a little while. I was never able to keep up with such things, as I'm generally a very private person and didn't have much writing discipline.

@fraying@xoxo.zone Sorry for shitting up your thread below, but this collaborationist coward has pissed me off. You designed Blogger? That's amazing! Thank you very much for that!

@dogposting You realize you have to record this now, right? Cowabunga!

@skeletor You know who needs to hear this? Everyone. PREACH!

@tj@altelectron.org.uk @davidgerard@circumstances.run @thankfulmachine@oldbytes.space I want to say it's either "A Light in the Attic" or "Where the Sidewalk Ends". I had those two as a kid and I seem to recall this poem being in one of them.

@skeletor@mas.to Sorry, m'lord, not with you on this. Giving a fuck is metal. Empathy is not a sin or a weakness.

@skeletor@mas.to Absolutely, m'lord. A skill I had to learn for myself.

@godpod "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad." He's mad as a particularly poisoned hatter. Can you make with the destruction now, pretty please, O Lord?

@antimnguyen@mastodon.gamedev.place Wow, my man chose violence.

@anon_opin@mastodon.social Because that would give the characters an advantage, and they're supposed to be helpless to "increase the horror". Also, didn't Zombieland subvert that? Been a while since I saw it.

@cstross@wandering.shop I probably did.