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Alex 🇵🇸

@alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

mastodon 4.6.8

Open on mastodonapp.uk

Some days I teach kids cycling.
Sometimes I work in a bike shop.
When not pedaling or getting greasy?
#Ska, old-school #HeavyMetal, #HardHouse, #punk, #Country, #AltCountry.
Drinking beer and talking bollocks.
Riding my bikes
Crystal Palace football club #CPFC
he/him
#FreePalestine #FuckFascism #BLM #TransRightsAreHumanRights
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#BikesLoveYou #Bikeability

452 Followers

1043 Following

37 Posts

Joined November 10, 2022

Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 20mo ago

Longest of the shots!

My mum is 90 this year and she would really like a University scarf to replace the one she's lost.
She studied medicine at Uni. of Manchester in the 1950s. Seems she was a real trail blazer, one of only 2 women in the year. And they wouldn't confirm her place until they were happy they had enough players for their rugby team!

Anyone have or know of a
Victoria University of Manchester Medical Scool
scarf.

It would make her day.

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Please boost.
#UniversityOfManchester
#UniversityOfManchesterMedicalSchool

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 6mo ago

I've been digging a hole! Slot through a massive cut feature at Arnold Mill.
L18/E19 wool mill in Nottingham.
No signs of any structures, just huge quantities of coal waste and demolition rubble.
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#Nottingham #Archaeology

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@twasink@aus.social @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online Nothing wrong with disco mate.

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 9mo ago

Replying to

@ldottxt@kind.social I can make pancakes, both N. American and French styles. A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social I love an old machine. "What did it do?" Is the cabinet for punched cards I wonder? So, tell us about it please. A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Replying to

More beers were consumed. Followed by snoozing. A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Replying to on mastodon.social

@girlonthenet@mastodon.social I did! A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Burnley have played 4 minutes of good football this season. Unfortunately they played them all at Selhurst Park yesterday. A x #CPFC

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@Floppy@mastodon.me.uk I know where Horsham is, does that help. Born in Croydon. A

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@ConstructAmalia@cyberpunk.lol Yes mate! 😁

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Replying to on meow.social

@Bwee@meow.social Love it. Thank you. A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Replying to on thepit.social

@APBBlue@thepit.social Yes. And you can tell them I said so. A 😃

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Watching Palace on TV. My wife has summed it up perfectly, "useless bag of wank!" A x #CPFC

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Replying to on beige.party

@alexpsmith@beige.party Sounds good. Where and when? And what movie???

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Replying to on ravenation.club

@pilchard@ravenation.club Amen to that.

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 8mo ago

Replying to on c.im

@AaronDavid@c.im Got my first laughs with this already. It's a cracker!

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 8mo ago

Replying to on beach.city

@shoofle@beach.city You should certainly make sure your will's up to date 😉

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 8mo ago

Replying to on beige.party

@An0n@beige.party The Blair Witch Project scared me. All though I suppose that's a "classic " now 😗 A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 8mo ago

Replying to on rouge.eu.org

@jfparis@rouge.eu.org @LovesTha@floss.social @uxmark@mstdn.ca @ascentale@sfba.social @Cyclist@mastodon.scot @bikenite@fedigroups.social Sounds about right, a classic case of 'car brain'. A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 8mo ago

Replying to on beige.party

@TwoClownsEating@beige.party Which I did. It was all -ve on mainstream media. A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 8mo ago

Replying to on beige.party

@TwoClownsEating@beige.party It is indeed a banger. Was a real political awakening for me too, growing up in very conventional suburbia. I don't think gay people had been invented there yet. A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@shane@d20.social 1m limit on section. 🤨

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Replying to on mastodon.online

@davidwilkins@mastodon.online @MarSolRivas@mamot.fr Sucky!

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Replying to on beige.party

@AaronDavid@beige.party splendid 👌

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 8mo ago

Replying to on infosec.exchange

@shibashecurity@infosec.exchange Bum?

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 3mo ago

Replying to

@janeishly@beige.party That's a fantastic thing. I'm tired of sharing the road with drivers who think driving safely is optional. It's clear that people can't drive safely without supervision, I welcome this wholeheartedly.

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@infobeautiful@vis.social Wow!

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

What exactly was Uncle Billy doing on the motorway just before the incident?

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@jbenjamint@mastodon.scot Nice bike, I like the tape&saddle. Tanwalls? A

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Replying to on beige.party

@OddJob@beige.party That's it for today. You've won the Internet! A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 8mo ago

Replying to on mstdn.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Jack Black is a weasel who threw his band mate under a bus to protect Trump's feelings. Screw him! A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 2mo ago

Replying to

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot Front right. Drunk, sorry. A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Watching an episode of Columbo set in London (Dagger of the Mind). A great improvement as, every time our eponymous hero is addressed, I don't have to loudly whisper leff-tenant. A x

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Alex 🇵🇸 @alexpalacefan@mastodonapp.uk

· 7mo ago

Replying to on bsky.brid.gy

@londoncycling.bsky.social SPAM 😠

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