mastodon 4.7.3Self-proclaimed King of Boscombe. Electronic musician, doing stuff like breakcore, DnB, IDM, and techno.
Just heard the “toot toot” of the land train. Summer is coming. Yes, I live in a place with a land train. It’s very nice, thanks.
Why are we still doing racism? Seriously, guys. What's up with that?
I wish they wouldn't speed songs up on commercial radio. It winds me right up. If I record a piece of music at a given BPM, it should be played at that BPM. A concert musician wouldn't see "adagio" on a piece of sheet music and think, "fuck it, I'll play at my own speed".
I think it’s about time I joined EFF. Overdue if anything.
The problem with being an outsider is that you will spend your whole life trying not to be one.
What would happen if I ate a kilo of cheese?
This is getting annoying now. I keep typing stuff into Google Docs, and it keeps telling me I'm an AI. I am not an AI.
Tepid take: The Stereophonics are just a bad tribute act to the Manic Street Preachers.
LOL. So it's not a bug then. It's designed to work differently each time you run the same query... Okay, Ahrefs. Thanks for that. Here, have another massive pile of money.
I'm already doing you a favour by reporting the bug. That's where the favour ends. If you want me to do more of your detective work, pay me.
Do you like planes? Do you dislike the USA using our airfields for their bombers? Lots of plane spotters can be quite the nuisance. I’ll let you put the rest together.
Do not want
Ugh. Why am I traumatised so much by songs that I like but hate the fact that I like them, for no logical reason? NO LOGICAL REASON. I'm an autistic musician. Where are the reasons? I need reasons. Fuck.
For once, Trump is right. Starmer is no Churchill. Doesn't mean he's not a cunt.
What have we done?
Before Brexit, I thought it wouldn’t happen but I had an undercurrent of concern that there might be more cupid stunts than sensible people, and that the vote might go the wrong way. I feel the same way about Reform getting into power.
Howdens - the UK's #1 slumlord supplier
That Jim Ratcliffe cunt needs to get kicked out of football.
Spurs have sacked Frank because they can't sack the board.
Bought a digital train ticket via the SWR app. Train is cancelled. No problem, I’ll just go to the app and get a refund… Like fuck that’s even an option. Is it worth £3.50 to go find the refund form, fill it out, and send it to SWR? Is it fuck. Do they know that? Of course they do. Greedy cunts. Greedy, now nationalised, but still the same, cunts.
That feeling when you re-listen something good and it's even better than you remember. I'm talking about the Madonna album, Music, from 2000. It's great. If you don't know it, whether you like Madonna or not, this is a good listen.
Wellies? Got 2 pairs mate.
Fixing all the bugs as part of each sprint will definitely mean my beta testers will have nothing to report. Definitely.
LOL, nah.
Can confirm: ghosts are not a thing. I have lived in a building with around 400 residents and 100 years of history for 5 years and I’ve not seen or heard a single thing.
I don’t like sleigh bells or saxophones. It’s a bad time of year for music.
Making Tax Digital appears to have made doing my taxes much harder. Was enshittification part of the plan?
Hmm. Could I feta cheese TikTok? Maybe.
No, Google, I'm not an AI. Please stop doing this every time I type something.
