This is me almost all the time #adhd
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that 4-hour gap between "I'm gonna be so productive today" and "who am i even"
😶 #adhd
Boosted by @hypebot@tacocat.space
Procrastination isn't wasted time. It's *diversion*.
#adhd
POV: you and the task are in the same room but never actually meet
corporate wants you to find the difference
#adhd
Me everytime 🙃 #adhd
The upside down one had me #adhd
no, I don't think so #ADHD
why was there only ONE episode with Hank Scorpio
ADHD Symptom #59: Refuse to watch the popular show everybody keeps recommending to you until they stop recommending it to you.
Found a life hack: Adjusting expectations #adhd
My worst nightmare #adhd
The gap between "I'll remember" and "I forgot" is about 4 seconds.
it's not much, but it's honest work
#adhd
loading spinner.gif #adhd
This is it... 1000 posts.
2637 of you stuck around.
There were days I wanted to quit. There were days I posted anyway because - honestly? - the memes help me as much as they help you.
Thank you for being here. For laughing. For the "omg it's me" comments.
This community is the reason I keep going. 😅
Here's to 1000 more posts I'll probably forget to finish. 🥂
My auditory buffer holds exactly 1.5 sentences. After that it's just modem static.
#adhd
We all have that one clueless friend.
Send it to them when it's relevant.
#adhd
A 'dependency' you need to be reminded of... not something you see often 🙃 #adhd #stigmataAreStupid
A haiku about ADHD:
I had a thought once.
It was brilliant and crucial.
Anyway, where's my phone?
#adhd
the ADHD loop in 4 panels:
1. 🩺
2. 💡
3. 🗑️
4. 🔁
I haven't lost my keys in 3 years
person: "hey, small fix"
my brain: *werewolf intensifies*
the great forgetting
#actuallyitsokay
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... and 3% battery left on phone.
....
the 0 to 100 to 0 change is way to real
#adhd
Seems like The Onion is now doing ADHD posts, too
https://theonion.com/overambitious-man-wants-to-get-2-things-done-today/
This must be a hidden opt-in setting on every dating app I ever used
Unofficial ADHD Symptom #627: You have a note at your front door reminding you about things you have to take with you.
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@helpsterTee@social.helpsterte.eu I can be both! 😎
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@casandro "don't make a self diagnosis based on a meme" 🫣
But I have a kind of reliable self test linked in my bio
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@seppini@social.tchncs.de I am not sure how high that is 😅
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@jcnotwit@mastodon.social someone should send this meme to you 🙃
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@raganwald@social.bau-ha.us Yes, with Frank Grimes as Sidekick!
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@disorderlyf@todon.eu
"The person has their arms outstretched with their palms facing upward."
Technically it is describing a shrug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@agturcz@circumstances.run I think the difference is that many people see symptoms and think, “wow, I also have that sometimes.” But that’s the thing—sometimes. For people with ADHD it is often more of an always and continuous.
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@mousepotato@mastodon.social you tell me 🫣