Dragoniff

Sometimes I wonder if by using my spam as my inbox and my inbox as my spam if email would be more useable

Hey fedi, I need suggestions of cool old obscure games to try out. Give me your best.

Experiments have demonstrated that when faced with the choice of doing a shitty activity with free coffee or doing a cool activity where they have to pay for coffee, people will choose the former rather than the latter 100% of the time.
It's hardwired into human biology.

Sometimes people hit me with a weird ass acronym for something and expect me to know what the fuck it stands for, and I just go:
"Bruh, me no speak letters"

I'm lonely -_-

hello fedi, does anyone around here happens to know any place where one can *looks around from side to side*, lets say, "acquire" academic books without much hassle?

Na minha cidade tem uma lei que é proibido usar ovo de pato na comida, so pode ovo de galinha, embora a policia nunca faça nada com quem discumpre isso. é o tipo de lei soa bem no papel, mas no infringir dos ovos a coisa é muito diferente.

Eu:"Eu não tô nem aí! Eu não devo nada pra ninguém!"
FIES:"Tem certeza?"

Literally anything+tomatoes and olive oil = Italian food

I like to treat my financial life the same way I do my colon.
We are always at full liquidity, baby!

it is said in the bible, in the book of revelations, that the end times will be heralded by Mogged and MaMogged

acabei de receber um e-mail de propaganda do Santander com o titulo "Show do Ed Sheeran no Brasil!"

Eu realmente não esperava rir tanto disso, puta q pariu. essa é a coisa mais santander q eu ja vi na minha vida

meu dia: Tristeza e depressão
menina fofa: *aparece*
meu dia: alegria

I like to be a mysterious and enigmatic kinda person, like that one time I shat myself in middle school

Much has been said about the idea of "Death of the author", but hear me out, what if we did a "Twink death of the author" instead?

An idea just occurred to me. If there was Youtube in the world of the pokemon games, it would 100% have a trend of like "Surviving a month only from pokemon challange" where the guy just replaces all furniture in his house with different pokemon species.

Vc pode me prender, vc pode me torturar, vc pode me matar. Mas vc jamais vai me fazer parar de chamar o pix de picles

Western society begun it's long process of decline right around the time using pointy hats regularly begun to be seen as unusual.

Transação, transa, ação.