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mastodon 4.6.8BREAKING/ADDITIONAL REPORT
No Authority Social correspondent @RexRedbone@noauthority.social has released photographic evidence of the buck-thorn-enhanced perimeter.
Preliminary damage assessment remains ongoing….
Initial findings indicate that Rex's fence continues to exist, although it has now been officially involved in a two-day manhunt featuring aerial drone surveillance, flashlight reconnaissance, and police perimeter incursions.
The unidentified subject remains at large.
FENCE DAMAGE ESTIMATION REPORT
After careful review of the available imagery, experts conclude that @RexRedbone@noauthority.social buck-thorn-enhanced fence has suffered approximately three leaves' worth of damage.
Additional losses have now been identified. Due to the release of photographic evidence, Rex's buck-thorn-enhanced perimeter is currently on full public display, resulting in substantial operational secrecy damage and an estimated humongous loss of tactical surprise.
BREAKING
No Authority Social correspondent @RexRedbone@noauthority.social reports:
An unidentified subject from an unknown rehab facility remains at large for a second day in close proximity to Rex.
Police assets deployed: flashlights, drones, and fence-jumping officers.
Damages reported so far: one buck-thorn-enhanced Rex’s fence.
Status: suspect remains undefeated.
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