My new foster, Krypto. He was acting out at the rescue so it's my job to fix him.
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AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
@AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social
mastodon 4.6.8Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.
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Joined January 14, 2024
Dealing with the sheriff's department trying to get this pistol I found registered in my name. Nobody has a fucking clue what the process is...
I'm so pissed my tax dollars pay for these fucking pigs.
You're right Google voice to text, that sentence did need a comma right in the middle of it for no reason.
Is cured meats, cheese and crackers "dinner"?
I'm obsessed with this guy's videos. I don't even like tinned seafood...
https://youtube.com/shorts/jF7MiNE4Tfk
Ekone X Durant Smoked Oysters in Jalapeño Fused Oil
This shit gives me an aneurysm.
If you told me 10 years ago that in a decade I'd have shoulder length hair and be wearing short shorts I would have called you a faggot. How times change.
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Nevermind. This is literally Canada choking up the air this morning... @PNS@noauthority.social I blame you.
So "pure Florida magic" is what we're calling piles of cocaine now?
https://youtu.be/4hvz4RtVC6U
Unlikely Allies | Introducing the KelTec SUB-SDP "Nub Sub"
Ladies at the rescue gave me $100 gift card for fostering Moo 🤷🏼♂️ Guess I get paid to do this now.
My dad just told me he's buying a new RV and giving me his Airstream to use up in the UP at deer camp. I'm so fucking stoked.
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@Shadowman311 How did this place not have a fire suppression system? Especially in California... They regulate everything.
Thank you Lord 🙏🏼
One of today's freebies
Someone filled out an app for Moo... First time in 26 months.
🙏🏻🤞🏻
Got some booze from the 70s... Freebie!
Found this on the job today. I can't remember when this was the design. 90s?
Lazy niggers go to the food bank near my house and then drop what they don't want in people's yards.
Boosted by @deprecated_ii@poa.st
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@Tony@clew.lol plaster ceiling?
Was this the peak of civilization? Did the iPhone ruin everything?
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@Henhouse_Cockerel@noauthority.social @dudenamedben33@noauthority.social He deserves better sponsors than chinese peptide dealers, that's for sure.
Several rooms like this...
@BroDrillard Aaaaaaaaand let's check up on South Africa toda... Oh shit...
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@magicalthinking@noauthority.social @cjd@pkteerium.xyz @Terry@poa.st Only if more people realized that no information out of a warzone can be trusted... Been like that for thousands of years...
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@Dubbub@detroitriotcity.com Modern problems require modern solutions.
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@ILoveAmericaNews looks like paper mache
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@cjd@pkteerium.xyz @magicalthinking@noauthority.social @Terry@poa.st "Missing the forest for the trees."
Disgrace...
Fireflies are out. I was told they were all dead.
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@Tony@clew.lol is Bonny a dog or a cat?
"The only disability that allows you to say the n word is being black"
https://youtu.be/VRg2VGChjrE
"I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE" – Grace Randolph MELTDOWN Confrontation With Nerdrotic LIVE
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@obihahn@na.social who am I joining?
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@Mustard88 @PNS Just wait until his homie ODs on fent...