Faggot Tournament

And that's a wrap for this year! 2026 Finals Winner: SMetzeler 2026 Ultrafinals Winner: Judge Dread Thank you all for a fun 2026. We'll see you again in 2027!

@SMetzeler @SpectralActivity@annihilation.social @judgedread@poa.st Dawn of the Final Day. The race is close! Judge Fag - 14 Jewboy - 12 Dicey - 3 All 3 contestants have gotten on the board, and a few organized votes could swing it either way which is perfectly fitting for faggot month!

@jeffcliff@shitposter.world @Wiz@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love As far as the attitudes of all of the entrants goes:

Wiz, EdBoat, M_39, and Ratposter are going to actively campaign for themselves to win.

The ones who are upset are:

• Armstrong is the one who is playing it off the smartest (he accepted the follow and is just quiet about it, after a single outburst).
• Next in line are Subnetter and Mint who aren't accepting the follow - but still are quiet about it.
• The most assmad are Kerokeronim, SRK, Aidan, and CSB who have very loudly blocked this account and are seething.

Graf removed my follow, but is otherwise cordial. Halo and SMetzeler don't seem to know about the tournament. The rest seem to be in good spirits - somewhere between "I'm just gonna lose " to "I'm going to be disappointed in all those who hate me if I don't win."

@AidanTTIerian@poa.st @smetzeler Despite there already being more than 180 posts in this thread, this match is only 12-11 , with SMetzeler winning! Don't just hellthread, even though it's funny. Cast some votes!

@satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com @Twig@annihilation.social @RatPoster@poa.st For anyone watching: This is why we count the votes manually, instead of using the poll feature!

Quarterfinals, Match 2: SMetzeler vs. Jeff Cliff #FaggotTourney Where to even begin here.... MINDS in the quarterfinals?! That's right! Mind's top guy and relative newcomer SMetzeler takes on SPW's perennial favorite and tournament regular, Jeff Cliff! This match promises to be very entertaining. Let's start with SMetzeler. The dark horse candidate of the tournament, he comes fresh off a win over PDP/Armstrong in a stunning upset. He did get a decent amount of initial votes for being a (((merchant))) and "libertarian", but no one expected Minds to show up on their feed, much less for the tournament. On a personal note, I just don't like his PFP and that's a high crime by itself. And then there was Jeff Cliff. Jeff finds himself in the quarterfinals surged on by his "fans" all across Fedi. No matter what language you speak, no matter where you live, you're gonna be a SUPER SPREADER of cheek...COVID. That's right, the only thing more persistent than COVID after 15 vaccines is Jeff talking about it and getting his way into the tournament because of it. Jeff is one of the few contestants to be interviewed on The Fedi Files, and a comment on his episode said it best: "he seemed like a normal guy when you weren't talking about COVID". Will Minds be able to #stopthespread of Dark Jeff, or will he be taking SMetzeler out back for 2 weeks to flatten his tournament curve? Will (((they))) show up to support their goy? Can Minds even see half the voters in the thread? We'll find out! Tournament Rules: Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.loveRegardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.If you wish to change your vote, do so as an edit to your original vote. Edits made after the final tally will not be respected.Anyone may request voter sheets for contested match results. Tournament Organizers will only comply if provided with an independent, differing count submitted in good faith. Objections to results must be submitted within 48 hours of a match concluding.Words and phrases in the rules are largely up to the tournament organizer's interpretation. To ensure your vote gets counted, follow the format in rule 6.Excessive arguing over whether or not a vote should count will be met with a mute, and thus inability to vote in the tournament moving forward.

@Wiz@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love #faggottourney hashtags are for actual faggots which is why I don't know how to use them right

@Electronwarrior@noauthority.social @adam@podcastindex.social @SMetzeler Please cast your vote in the form of "I vote for..." so that @Twig@clew.lol does not shriek at everyone like a little bitch.

@Electronwarrior@noauthority.social @Twig@clew.lol @adam@podcastindex.social @SMetzeler Thank you very much.

@Wiz@tsundere.love @RatPoster@poa.st @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love Please cast your vote in the form of "I vote for..." to keep @Twig@clew.lol from crying.

Round 2, Match 8: Kerokeronim vs. Adam Curry #faggottourney This is a match between two people who are responsible for the destruction of their home instance! Yes, this is the match between former Admin of Nyanide, Kerokeronim, and host of the No Agenda Podcast, Adam Curry! First, we have the local Tengu Rapist Kerokeronim! He's been around for a long period of time, and until recently he hasn't caused any serious problems, other than making his previous home of FreeSpeechExtremist.com look a little gayer than it normally would have otherwise. Eventually he got a friend to let him administrate lab.nyanide.com, and after last year's tournament he decided to *burn the whole instance to the ground* by leaking signup emails! The resulting fallout caused a modest exodus from the site, which only accelerated after Kero kept lashing out at everyone around him. Eventually, the owner of the instance shuttered the whole site, and Kero is now hanging out on freebeerextremist.com where he vagueposts about people he hates and quietly looks up feet pics of girls he likes. He's up against Adam Curry. After beating previous finalist CSB, he looks pretty unstoppable this year! This is probably one of the most *intense* grifters, being someone who gets paid to feature fan's content on his show. That's right - people pay to make his podcast! If it couldn't get any gayer than that, he is *also* an instance-destroyer: his behavior was responsible for tanking noagenda.social, which is why the NAS instance is called noauthority.social. Will NAS show up in force to vote for someone who they've hated for years, or will the more recent drama push Kero through to quarterfinals? Tournament Rules: 1) Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity. 2) Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love 3) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation). 4) Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future. 5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins. 6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted. 7) You may not vote in a match that you are participating in. 8) If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer. 9) If you wish to change your vote, do so as an edit to your original vote. Edits made after the final tally will not be respected.

Round 2, Match 4: Graff vs. Jeff Cliff #faggottourney "As featured on The Verge, USA Today, and more" importantly the Faggot Tournament, Graf finds himself in familiar territory where he faces off against another tournament favorite, Jeff Cliff! Both contestants have extremely dedicated fan clubs with infamy and notoriety in equal parts. The owner and head jannie of Poast, Graf comes off of a surprising early loss last year but is primed for a successful tournament run this year. From a never-ending stream of overly publicized partner drama (including the ex's mom) to recently making former tournament winner Judge Dread a moderator, Graf has had quite the year since the last tournament. Graf's unique "talent" for finding women makes him an oddly qualified faggot, as no other fedizen has ever pulled a partner out of the psych ward. Other notable acts of faggotry include the usual blocking and defeds, non-stop over sharing, dealing with the media, and e-begging for money. He faces off against Jeff Cliff, a man with a much more singular focus. Interact with this post? You've just got HECKIN COVID, buddy. That's right, the only thing more infectious than a hellthread is the 100th resurgence of a pandemic, and YOU are to blame. Jeff comes off of a win from the last round where his usual suspects showed up in force to propel him to victory, but one question remains..... Is he going to be the super spreader or the cheek spreader in this match of the faggots? Let's find out! Tournament Rules: Voters must have maintained an active account on a Fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.loveRegardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.If you wish to change your vote, do so as an edit to your original vote. Edits made after the final tally will not be respected.

Round 2, Match 2 #faggottourney This match is between @p@fsebugoutzone.org and Azur_Fenix! @p@fsebugoutzone.org forced me to add rule 8. Azur_Fenix surprisingly won their match against Wiz last round! They cried in the nomination thread hard enough that they were thrust into the 9th seed, and then when they won they sperged out at Tamamo/everyone for having let this get this far! Azur_Fenix is very openly upset about this, and watching them win another match will be funny as all hell! Will they defeat @p@fsebugoutzone.org in what can only be called a bizarre sequence of upsets, or will @p@fsebugoutzone.org pull some absolutely fucking degenerate bullshit to make himself win? Tournament Rules: 1) Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity. 2) Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love 3) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation). 4) Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future. 5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins. 6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted. 7) You may not vote in a match that you are participating in. 8) If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer. 9) If you wish to change your vote, do so as an edit to your original vote. Edits made after the final tally will not be respected.

@Wiz@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love If you are an entrant in this tournament, this account has tried to follow you! You should consider that your notification that you are a participant! If you rejected that follow - or if you do not accept it in time - you should expect to be pinged in your match threads; I will assume that you simply do not know that you are participating!

Nominations are officially closed.

In the event of a tie: Azur_Fenix wins!

Due to both tournament organizers being unavailable to close the tournament, the match between SMetzeler and AidanTTIerian will begin at midday, June 18th and will close at midday, June 20th.

@Twig@clew.lol @truthbait@noauthority.social @RatPoster@poa.st Vote tally: Rat: Wiz Inginsub wgiwf noraweed gav truemastercole mamako supersnekfriend vampire brigade mrsaturday notaweeb ree meltingstar monkyyy cirnohl lordofthekangs cute protoss troubledturtle Truthbait: CMD goonpatrol witchhuntersiegfried annsyapipi robu fkq1q2r2 gigabyte truthy mjdigspigs chanon gummynerds tyggbiddies jeffo scottdhansen satsuki sulla bowsac deplorable_degenerate xenophon

@JoeBravo77@poa.st @bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social @Twig@noauthority.social Please cast your vote in the form of "I vote for..." to make it easier to tally at the end.

VOTE RESULTS! SRK narrowly beat M_39 on votes. Congratulations to SRK for what appears to be another successful tournament run. Now... for @RatPoster@poa.st and @truthbait@noauthority.social After 3 recounts by 2 people, the match ends 19-19! Since RatPoster won the virtual coin flip, he'll win the match! Congratulations to both contestants for a very entertaining match and one of the best worst threads on Fedi.

This is a reminder that nominations are currently scheduled to remain open until May 25th. You have until I wake up on the 25th and close the thread. I will not ever look at this thread after I am done tallying nominations.

The nomination thread is extremely large. A lot of Pleroma instances are going to struggle to load it. I strongly suggest that you place your nomination in the thread as soon as possible, as it is entirely possible that the thread will be impossible to load if you delay for too long.

So far, this has been a massive preemptive success. I am glad that all of you have turned out and put forth a good chunk of fresh, new faces for the tournament this year!

#faggottourney

@FaggotTourney@tsundere.love You have 48 hours to run your faggot propaganda. Make us proud.

The following rules have been added: 10) Anyone may request voter sheets for contested match results. Tournament Organizers will only comply if provided with an independent, differing count submitted in good faith. Objections to results must be submitted within 48 hours of a match concluding. 11) Words and phrases in the rules are largely up to the tournament organizer's interpretation. To ensure your vote gets counted, follow the format in rule 6. 12) Excessive arguing over whether or not a vote should count will be met with a mute, and thus inability to vote in the tournament moving forward. This is going to impact almost nobody except for @Twig@clew.lol

This match is ending early; the final result is that Armstrong wins, 25-2.

In the event of a tie: Ratposter wins!

The finals are cooling down, and it's looking like SMetzeler is about to win. However, there's still two days left in Faggot Month. It's about time for the great encore to begin.

@Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club Fence sitting is gayer than either contestant. VOTE.

@Lyx@cum.salon @Twig@clew.lol @The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com @_gigabyte_@tsundere.love I vote for Lyx

@Twig@clew.lol @RatPoster@poa.st @truthbait@noauthority.social This request, however, triggers rule 8. The tournament organizers will discuss what rule is added. Regardless, you are informed that this behavior will cause you to suffer in the future.

@CozyLife@clew.lol @madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital It's up to 16 or so now.

@SMetzeler @adam@podcastindex.social This match is pretty wide right now: SMetzeler is winning this match, 15-4! The unbearable faggot kike has taken a substantial lead, but it's the kind of lead that can easily be beaten in the finals!

@The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com @latein@cawfee.club @Wiz@tsundere.love @_gigabyte_@tsundere.love @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love This is clearly a vote for Aidan, but please cast your vote in the form of "I vote for..." so that @Twig@clew.lol does not come into the thread and act like a massive faggot.

This match looks like it's 16-8, with SMetzeler winning! Minds actually showed up, and most of the usual crowd saw this match and decided to sleep on voting for Armstrong!

22-2 Voting is expected to close an hour and a half early, in 5 hours.

6 hours into the 48 hour semifinal:

No matches this weekend. Quarterfinals begin on Monday!