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JoyceHumphreys

@JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
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Retired teacher,lecturer, consultant. school governor . #EarlyYears #EYFS . I like #music #art #jewelrymaking #walking #books ( I love reading, especially short stories and classic sci-fi) #gardening.

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Joined November 09, 2022
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago

Spring officially arrives on Friday and our garden is almost ready.
Daffodils, primroses and fritillary out today and a beautiful sunny day with a warm breeze to explore it.
#3goodthings #flowers #spring

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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@fj just imagine if you had to show your passport for each border crossing or go through the new biometric checks
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿We are on holiday in Wales. 🍻Visited the Miws Pwys brewery tap this afternoon. 🌞The sun is shining.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 3mo ago
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@eclectech@things.uk thank you. I enjoy the toots.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
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@crisps@mastodon.social I used to read Maupassant short stories as a teenager. I loved them. Never tried a novel though. Asimov is a great favourite of mine. Have you read any of his short stories? Definitely recommend them.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago
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@pewterbaw@mastodon.scot Try Ronald Dahl and Saki.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago
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@4censord@unfug.social This week I have shortened trousers for my brother. About to shorten some for me. I have a granny square crochet in progress to make a hat and a knitted black v neck jumper waiting to be finished. Too hot to do either. I have some material ready to make a skirt (simple gathers) and matching loose blouse. No pattern needed. Been waiting for some nice weather to wear it. About to alter a dress for my daughter. Just Finishing altering a linen shirt to a short unlined jacket with cotton lace inside hem sleeve edges and collar. Added patch pockets. ( I am retired)
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago
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@GetCarter@mastodonapp.uk we had a trip from Liverpool to Llandudno on her. Must have been 50 years ago. Great fun. Good to see she’s still going.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
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@aroundthehills@mastodonapp.uk My dad was at that Jamboree. He used to talk about it. He loved scouting.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
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@crisps@mastodon.social try Nightfall by Asimov. One of his best short stories. (perhaps one of THE best sf short stories)
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Wen “would someone please pass the pedanticide? “
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago
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@cockneylaurie@mastodonapp.uk here they are. Glazed with a light brown sugar syrup.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago
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@aroundthehills Cheers.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago
Replying to on hcommons.social
@joyce@hcommons.social VERY good news today. So pleased for you.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.social
@LilPecan@mastodon.social it’s the glowing teeth and the eyes.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago

I just signed a petition to stop the massive rollout of facial recognition surveillance in the UK. The Government and shops are starting to scan us without clear laws in place, effectively turning our faces into barcodes. It feels really invasive. Can you take 30 seconds to sign it too? https://you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/stop-scanning-us-all-with-facial-recognition?source=web_share_api&utm_campaign=blast146828&utm_medium=socialshare&utm_source=web_share_api&share=8dd1cc26-a71b-44e7-bf7c-15f6cd1757a7

you.38degrees.org.uk
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@dbellingradt we once passed a lorry (as quickly as we could)that was carrying a crucible of molten aluminium along a motorway. Thought that was as scary as it gets. A lorry of anti matter beats that!
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
Replying to on kind.social
@RavynWitch@kind.social printers always seem to know if something is urgent as well Mine screwed up the paper(already installed and functioning earlier) took me half an hour to un jam it! I have 2 computers attached and it takes turns ignoring one or the other.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 9mo ago
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@coreyspowell@mastodon.social amazing photo. Thank you
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 8mo ago
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@laurasophiegolightly@mastodon.social I really enjoyed this series. You make me want to reread them but I ve lent them to my DIL.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 17mo ago
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@wonderofscience@mastodon.social amazing
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
Replying to on mastodonapp.uk
@aroundthehills@mastodonapp.uk probably sorted now but my magazines and papers have been ok.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago
Replying to on mastodonapp.uk
@aroundthehills@mastodonapp.uk Sounds great. Perfect day for walking. Have fun.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 6mo ago
Replying to on mastodonapp.uk
@cockneylaurie@mastodonapp.uk ours are just baking now. So 1st one will be hot from the oven and the rest will be toasted.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
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@rebeccabanner@mastodonapp.uk piano accordion?
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
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@sueW@mastodonapp.uk Always thought that. 🤣
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
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@taoish@mastodonapp.uk @notifica23@mstdn.social go to the 3 dots on bottom left. Block should be an option. I would go for the report option though.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
Replying to on mastodonapp.uk
@taoish@mastodonapp.uk sorry it wasn’t helpful. on my phone report comes up as the bottom option under block. Both in red.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 8mo ago
Replying to on post.lurk.org
@k_purpose@post.lurk.org Have you seen this? Turner prize winner 2026 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yqvz9wljqo
bbc.co.uk
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
Replying to on toot.wales
@suearcher@toot.wales That’s brave. Good luck.
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 7mo ago
Replying to on toot.wales
@suearcher@toot.wales ah yes. I understand. Necessity. We did that 7 years ago and it’s all grown back. 🤣
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JoyceHumphreys @JoyceHumphreys@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@beecycling@wandering.shop great book. I’ve just re read it.
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