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Ann Annas
@Ananas@jorts.horse
mastodon 4.3.0-alpha.3+glitch
Terminally Irony Poisoned
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier
I do occasionally go NC-17
Toots are always OC
Replies might not be
439 Followers
228 Following
50 Posts
Joined April 30, 2023
Palms:
Sweaty
Knees:
Weak
Arms:
Heavy
Mom's:
Spaghetti
The neurotypical friend who said they weren't angry but in reality they were very very angry, the position you're expected to keep applying to but keep getting rejected for and it hurts a whole lot each and every time, the bright overhead light with visible PWM and an awful incessant buzz that nobody else notices, and other autistic tales of terror, by R.U. Madatme
who the fuck is scraeming "IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never immanentize the eschaton
If you want to marry me you need to know that I carry a terrible generational curse
(I stand to inherit multiple timeshares)
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*points to cool scar*
I got this in the great fediblock war of 2030
🎶Goodbye Nissan Altima🎶
🎶Though I've never driven you that well🎶
🎶I knew your CVTs would infamously fail🎶
The Sacred and the Propane
Fesshole would be a lot more fun if we could suggest and vote on penance in the replies
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@ShaulaEvans @plut0nian
Oh wait no... this:
Roses are red
Grapes are a berry
Arrive safe in Seattle
Don't get dysentery
Neither credible nor attractive
-My Tinder bio
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Maybe me in another decade will be more grizzled and cynical and just call for a fediblock anytime someone uses the word "actually" unironically
Also I'll be wearing an eye patch and have a cool scar across my face
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@ana@starlite.rodeo
That whole viral tweet about how Captain Planet villains seemed too on the nose but here we fucking are was a little too early for AI but it fits AI better than it does crypto
At least with crypto the pollution buys people drugs
Here it's all to make awful unsecure tech debt ridden code and tell people to put glue in their pizza sauce
Boosted by @kkarhan@jorts.horse
TFW you're trying to find a mutual's toot but can't spell their name for the life of you so you just wait until they show up in your feed and click on their pfp instead
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@serverlessaoife@mastodon.social @telmii_poo@jorts.horse
I clearly said that while taking pictures of me was okay, uploading them wasn't
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@plut0nian@jorts.horse
Panic! At the Snorgy
Because I have a fear of snakes
I wish I knew what a snorgy was before I showed up
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I'm saying this about SM in general but now that I think about it I don't think I have anyone in my blocklist at all on this account so maybe I'm still being too nice to the computer Germans here, IDK
I think I just associate a certain sealion type sound on other social networks as bad faith shenanigans but on here I hear the same sorta thing yet default to assuming it's from being on the spectrum and not getting social cues or certain implied things
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@KronetHjort@jorts.horse
Looks like Jorts is gonna grow by gaining a hundred accounts every time Bsky acts like the technbro cryptofash they actually are then keeping maybe 5-10 of them after a month
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@triz
This also means there's a Ryan Breynolds and Bryan Reynolds with dual 🇺🇸🇨🇦 citizenship
They differ, of course, in which parent was born where
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@esvrld@normal.style
Intersectionality means that if you have any bad takes I need to functionally stand with your oppressors ✊
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Those damn sparkly bastards keep winning out when it comes down to flexible hours
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@djb@social.shirow.net @daedalus@eigenmagic.net
IMMANENTIZE THE FUCKING ESCHATON, SHINJI!
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@ShaulaEvans @plut0nian
Roses are red
Grapes are a berry
I am very sorry
You got dysentery
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@esvrld@normal.style
(I'm probably gonna get some crap for this but I'm not against intersectionality, I'm against how it's been twisted by people who only got into activism bc they love starting shit... aaaaand now my explainer is longer than the original toot)
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@plut0nian@jorts.horse
I already interpret every fave button press as a digital gold star sticker so you're good
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@CyclopsCaveman@glaceon.social @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style
Buy the seitan, and get gluten, for free
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@goaty@meow.social
Best part of all of this IMO are the people earnestly commenting on the original videos (most of them have this issue) with some variation of "you need to edit out your stutter, bro"
Tribalism ✋
Tribadism 👈
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It both annoys and amuses me how much people, even non reactionaries, believe that BS is inherently liberal, leftist, progressive, etc
It started as a techbro libertarian web3 project and had to pivot when
a) web3 hype dwindled instead of catching on
b) leftish people started fleeing Twitter for Bluesky
The disdain that the mods have for the vast majority of the userbase is very palpable, to me at least
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@hannah
The data is clear: eight out of ten doctors* want you to eat small rocks and put glue on your pizza
*: We asked ten LLMs to pretend to be doctors
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Shitposters, come to the fediverse, where you can't get disappeared for making fun of people's porn proclivities
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@waitworry@sakurajima.moe
The big deal was because it couldn't be removed from your library except with a specific program that was written and released only after pushback
Am I a proponent of The Death of the Author theory as a cop out because I don't know why I say most of the things I say?
I'll let you be the judge of that
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social
She used to post more about herself but took it down
Cat picture is still on the site even if she no longer links to it
https://gail.com/boxcat.jpg
This toot does not constitute legal advice