anyway congratulations to bo burnham on becoming the prime minister of the uk
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mastodon 4.5.10'unbridled cruelty', which is bullshit first off because they don't make bridles for cruelty. communist. xe/she. everything i post is real
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'"Saintly" is the word that first comes to mind'
'has no mercy or measure'
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'macklemore is exactly like esvrld'
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say what you will about lindsey graham, i for one think it's fucked up putin used the five-point palm exploding heart technique on him, allowing him to visit five weapons factories before his heart jumped out chestburster style
(i discover an area that's a forest of concrete spikes. as i get closer, my cat turns green and starts glowing) wow! this is a place of honour for sure
'i support free expression but not gay porn'
— guy who mainly just wants to be allowed to say the n-word
i would easily defeat john fetterman by strafing him and hitting his weakspot whenever he launches his lumbering attack
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@futurebird@sauropods.win not me. my work is for the select few able to dig it out from the obscure social media platforms i use, not for the unwashed masses. if i saw too many readers in one place i'd open fire
i'm just not sure if this new show is going to sufficiently portray those good old-fashioned values upon which we used to rely
– ignore anything phrased as a twee maxim. 'show don't tell', 'write what you know' are, at best, meant to promote extremely specific stylistic movements
– separate the writing and editing parts of your mind. when you're writing your sole goal should be to get the words out. you can look them over later
– you do need to look them over later. first draft is never good (and when it is, it could still be better)
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@crimson_clouds23@normal.style That's a great question. You've hit the nail on the head: Ancient Egyptian did not, in fact, look anything like what I've been telling you. As the Angel Moroni,
trump: i have eaten ALL the pieces. thank you for your attention to this matter!
starmer: i will not sugarcoat it, this is a very serious challenge that our country is now facing in the challenging times we are facing. and i will not back from that challenge, but firmly make it worse
alright, i'll hand this one to the french academy: french is absolutely the language to use for Perverted Sex Stuff
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i mean obviously i'm also only talking in the space of correctness rather than effectiviness. but if you can't be trusted to form correct opinions in the 0 stakes environment of online, how am i supposed to believe you can be trusted with a rifle if and when the going really gets going?
i met the demon king of the west and she looked kind of like sofia boutella
long-awaited new post on teledungeonic uncertainty machine https://teledungeonics.bearblog.dev/you-are-a-husk/
i avoid capital letters because i hate capitalism
baby yoda and yoda are like baby mario and mario, in that they exist simultaneously within the same extended universe
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@healyn@normal.style the idea that ufo's represent physical spacecraft really only exists in pop culture. very few ufologists take it seriously, in light of the generally absurd information relayed by contacts (eg the greys showed the hills a two-dimensional star map. now what would a craft travelling in three-dimensional space and presumably not flying on manual do with something like that?) and the physically impossible feats (instant stops and turns, splitting up and recombining) ufo's regularly perform
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@healyn@normal.style my lawyers have advised me to reply that i respect all lifestyle choices
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@healyn@normal.style the main vector of oppression i suffer from is that i can't become a court wizard to a billionaire freak because i'm not scammy enough for them
womp womp
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@healyn@normal.style a fun fact about vallée is that he's besties with hans-adam ii, the prince of liechtenstein. if you're of a suspicious mindset you might be moved to wonder what unbelievably rich european royalty wants with any of this stuff
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@healyn@normal.style jacques vallée's 'dimensions' is the book to read on this if you're interested. his basic arguments are that the ufo phenomenon is not a modern one, and shows great similarities to what used to be called fairies—
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@healyn@normal.style this second point means that you can't really draw any conclusions from the data since what you see might be part of the illusion (he doesn't mean there's necessarily any intelligence behind it — he compares it to how a thermostat 'knows' which temperature is hot and which cold without being sentient)
it's counterintuitive but scams that are sloppy and seem like scams are more effective in aggregate
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@healyn@normal.style —and that it's clearly engineered for human consumption, in terms of the information given to contactees being nonsensical but fitting what they assume an alien would be like, and in terms of the frequency of ufo sightings being such that they'd have to be constantly landing on every field and strip of road for people to stumble on them accidentally
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@Aleums@timeloop.cafe @healyn@normal.style i would have constructed a shrine that was so creepy
let's see the hantavirus's grouping at the range #2ndam #molonlabe
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@healyn@normal.style being hot helps a lot. everyone assumes it's the daydrinking but i only do that for love of the game (being italian)
it's wild how i'm the only person on here who provides content that is consistently useful, and nice
i had like 500 parliament-funkadelic posts on my old account but none here. showing that the COWARD mods of octodon were in the pocket of big placebo syndrome
wow are your opinions bad!
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@dankwraith@monads.online @healyn@normal.style another book i've talked about here before i think you'd enjoy is star.ships by gordon white
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@dankwraith@monads.online @healyn@normal.style it does mention vallée but raw's description doesn't really do justice to his full argument
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