thinking about how back in the day getting a U2 album for free whether you wanted it or not was the height of tech company bullshit
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Claire, The Ultimate Worrier
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possibly the most underwhelming fortune cookie fortune I have ever gotten
tech dudes will try anything before just banning the nazis
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@ami_angelwings@urusai.social I saw Paul Blart in the movie theater
imagine priding yourself on being a skeptic and debunker and getting cold read by a fucking chat bot
my cat figured out I can tell my roommates to let him in on Signal so I guess I'm going to have a cat telling me to use Signal from now on
cat on me
cat me on
you know the ginger beer is good if you take exactly one sip and immediately start coughing
VPNs like
you can only have two:
private
good user interface
doesn't give money to Nazis
do you think during the watergate scandal you had protestors chanting "dick out! dick out!"?
i highly recommend having a soft and warm little cat laying on you
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@triz i wonder if you're safe from the mind virus if you create your starter from your own vaginal yeast
I have a mutual who did that
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@acarsdrama @sluttymayo @rey can you imagine being the passenger who had such bad diarrhea they had to turn the plane around? mortifying
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@0xabad1dea kid is within his rights
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@futurebird@sauropods.win @jrdepriest@infosec.exchange @wordshaper@weatherishappening.network those ones they are describing are just babies compared to the ones in Thailand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mekong_giant_catfish
"Attaining a length of up to 3 m (9.8 ft), the Mekong giant catfish grows extremely quickly, reaching a mass of 150 to 200 kg (330 to 440 lb) in only six years.[3] It can reportedly weigh up to 350 kg (770 lb).[3] The largest catch recorded in Thailand since record-keeping began in 1981 was a female measuring 2.7 m (8 ft 10 in) in length and weighing 293 kg (646 lb). "
these dicks were made for jerkin
and thats just what they'll do
one of these days these dicks are gonna...
(to the tune of "The Power" by SNAP)
I've got the soreness!
i highly recommend having a small cat stand on your chest and lick your eyes and chew on your eyebrows
I want to eat maomao's probably non toxic cooking
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@dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz nothing really impressive from what I've seen but it looks funny
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@StaceyCornelius I like how when they do it they stop and look around for a bit then get back to the kicking
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@futurebird@sauropods.win @scattapilla@jorts.horse @Jaicup@mindly.social yeah I guess the adults are mostly exoskeleton
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@gwynnion yeah I think they've already reached a point of diminishing returns with what you can make an LLM do and no number of datacenters using gigawatts of power is going to fix that
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@davidgerard damnit should not have looked up what the cathedral is
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@futzle@old.mermaid.town depends heavily on just how annoying they seem
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@futurebird@sauropods.win when does she get to move out of the tube?
spent an absurdly long time today updating my onepagerules conversion of the legend of the five rings clan wars miniatures game
https://army-forge.onepagerules.com/army-info/age-of-fantasy/5S-KU-agJcAc-bnD
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@ami_angelwings that is sweet
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@adriano its a water absorbent polymer
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@futurebird@sauropods.win it also teaches them that violence is an acceptable response to someone angering you
which like I think most don't want kids to be going around hitting people I dunno
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@triz that soda must be very good
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@ami_angelwings thou shalt not get the wrong idea
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@tsvga philosemite was a pretty good term but I like this one better
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@farah ah yes
hungry or bored?
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i like how in miniatures wargames all the game rules use inches but all the actual miniatures and stuff are measured in metric
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@mir@ice.ch3.st @yassie_j@labyrinth.zone i had a "III" in my name. My name had already been used two times before.
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@adriano not doing justice to how weird this scene is
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@0xabad1dea I used to live somewhere with nettles and when I walked my fluffy cat he would always want me to go through them with him
it really does have a puffleg @birds@bots.robots.rodeo
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@ami_angelwings@urusai.social i'm getting the impression Jazzy is not going to be allowed to play with your new statue
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@monorail@glaceon.social @asterism@made.asterism.gay they've had that reef up for at least 3 months
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@brian_greenberg the link doesn't work
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@ami_angelwings the part that confuses me is that you would put your requests into a tier bracket
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@fag@shrike.club my favorite korean food
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@aismallard@woem.space just more annoying