#clacton
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Deadline to file as a candidate for Clacton passed, and full list of candidates announced.
I heard a rumour that Farage failed to file in time, but that seems not to be true.
Twenty independents, Three candidates from the Monster Raving Loony party, a bunch of small parties, and the two fore-runners: Nigel Farage and Count Binface
Thirty Four candidates at an election is a British record.
One clear unity candidate. Every vote for the Count counts!
https://www.tendringdc.gov.uk/news/clacton-voters-to-choose-next-mp-as-by-election-candidates-confirmed
#clacton #countBinface #farage
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Fun little song about Count Binface I found on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NH5JpqrIzY
#binface #clacton
"Garbage Can Who Can Talk" - Marsh Family parody of "Englishman in New York" about Binface v Farage
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Fellow denizens of the United Kingdoms,
I will be in Clacton for results night on 13 Aug. If Binface gets in, I want to be able to say I was there.
This sounds like the kind of pointless trip some of y'all would be well into, so let's connect!
Please boost this for visibility, and why not join us witness a key moment of postmodern British politics where a cartoonishly ridiculous gets elected MP. If he can beat Binface, that is
#UKPol #Clacton #Binface4Clacton #CountBinface
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Oh no. British Democrats (think racist gammons) have made their posts followers only on Facebook.
I suppose me saying that their Clacton candidate looks like he should be ripping the brownshirt off Jay Aston in a shit homage to 1980's band Bucks Fizz' Eurovision performance might have touched a raw nerve?
#racists #britishdemocrats #racism #clactonbyelection #clacton
My ballot paper has arrived for the #Clacton by-election
It is longer than today's frock!
TIL: Daniel Pocock, the person that open source conference, #FOSDEM, evicted, is standing in #Clacton as a self-appointed "Open Source Software innovator."
https://danielpocock.com/en/pocock-on-sea-nomination-clacton-by-election-13-august-2026/
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Richard Herring re-releasing his Binface interview from about a year ago in honour of the by-election in Clacton.
Worth a watch if you didn't see it before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61nNWo7yYfg
#binface #countBinface #clacton
Count Binface - RHLSTP 543
UKPol
Full list of Clacton by-election candidates:
#UKPolitics#Clacton
“Revealed: Farage’s £5m gift came after saying he needed ‘a million a year’ to stand as MP”
And farage still says he’s man of the people ???
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/15/farage-said-he-would-need-a-million-a-year-to-stand-as-mp-in-2024
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Some of #CountBinface's policies
bringing back Ceefax, the teletext service
nationalising model railways
holding a referendum on holding a second referendum on the United Kingdom's membership in the European Union
nationalising Adele
abolishing the House of Lords
giving free broadband to everyone
stopping the sale of arms to repressive regimes
making Piers Morgan zero emissions by 2030
introducing a minimum voting age of 16 and a maximum of 80
sending £1 trillion a week to the NHS
proroguing Jacob Rees-Mogg
banishing Katie Hopkins to the Phantom Zone
moving the hand dryer in the men's toilet at the Crown and Treaty pub, Uxbridge, to a more sensible position
- what's not to like here?
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